Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Lucas has got to be running out of money soon. From what I can tell this "Gamecrafter" website will basically design a game for anyone who can pay for it. Of course, if the game actually sells copies then both Gamecrafter and the designer get a cut of it. If the game sells no copies, then it is no huge deal for Gamecrafter, they already made money off the design of the game. So, they will happily take Lucas's money no matter what horrible ideas he presents to them.

If any of you remember, Lucas said when he first moved into the flop house that he would not have to pay rent till January of next year. He made this comment and implied this was because he "knew people". I am sure this is done for all new residents on the very optimistic idea that they may be able to save some money to better themselves. Of course, Lucas is a prime example of "A fool and his money are soon parted".
After January the tardbuck check will be garnished to pay for his rent. Disability pay is not much. Even for someone who has worked most of their life. For someone like Lucas who has not worked a single day in his life, it is probably 500-700 a month. Not sure how much his rent is, but it sounded like it was significantly higher than the last place he was at.

I am not sure if Lucas is still in school or not? He definitely does not talk as much about it as he used to on Twitter. Of course, most people like to talk about things when they are going well and Lucas is no different. If he is still in school then I have a feel it is not going real well. That whole thing about him auditing a class is bizarre and makes no sense. You still pay the full tuition to audit a class. If Lucas actually had any desire to complete even an associate's degree then he needs to pass classes, even the remedial ones so he could eventually get to the college level classes. I guess maybe the whole college thing was to meet young women and he really did not want a grade?
 
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Lucas has got to be running out of money soon. From what I can tell this "Gamecrafter" website will basically design a game for anyone who can pay for it. Of course, if the game actually sells copies then both Gamecrafter and the designer get a cut of it. If the game sells no copies, then it is no huge deal for Gamecrafter, they already made money off the design of the game. So, they will happily take Lucas's money no matter what horrible ideas he presents to them.

If any of you remember, Lucas said when he first moved into the flop house that he would not have to pay rent till January of next year. He made this comment and implied this was because he "knew people". I am sure this is done for all new residents on the very optimistic idea that they may be able to save some money to better themselves. Of course, Lucas is a prime example of "A fool and his money are soon parted".
After January the tardbuck check will be garnished to pay for his rent. Disability pay is not much. Even for someone who has worked most of their life. For someone like Lucas who has not worked a single day in his life, it is probably 500-700 a month. Not sure how much his rent is, but it sounded like it was significantly higher than the last place he was at.

I am not sure if Lucas is still in school or not? He definitely does not talk as much about it as he used to on Twitter. Of course, most people like to talk about things when they are going well and Lucas is no different. If he is still in school then I have a feel it is not going real well. That whole thing about him auditing a class is bizarre and makes no sense. You still pay the full tuition to audit a class. If Lucas actually had any desire to complete even an associate's degree then he needs to pass classes, even the remedial ones so he could eventually get to the college level classes. I guess maybe the whole college thing was to meet young women and he really did not want a grade?
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I'm not surprised Lucas is auditing the English class even though it's full tuition. The money didn't come out of his pocket, financial aid took care of it still leaving enough FA money left over for him to blow. There is a screenshot several pages back where Lucas does say he went to college to meet women.
 
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PRESUMABLY WELL-MEANING TWITTERER: [Politely worded piece of what is, under the circumstances, genuinely good advice]
LUCAS: [raaaaage]

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Happy 300 pages to Lucas Werner, pedo,schizo,fatty,and all around awful person.

Yeah Lucas is scary his mind is so warped he thinks raping a young girl to give him a rape baby...to rape, is like Susan B Antony level of women's rights. He's so bad at lying only half the time he falls for it himself.

I agree the board games are another dumb dangle.

My assumption on the audit deep down on a lucid moment he knew passing wasn't his goal to the point he didn't want the ego blow of failing or withdrawing. So he knew he's lying about the PhD. Proving aside sick in the head, he's seriously a bad person. Just good he's so inept.
 
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PRESUMABLY WELL-MEANING TWITTERER: [Politely worded piece of what is, under the circumstances, genuinely good advice]
LUCAS: [raaaaage]

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Lucas and his super duper "magical" sperm, which no right thinking girl will touch with a 20 ft. pole.

This comment was left under his last video.
Hey Creep, have you thought about going into comedy. I'm still laughing you think you are "superior" and your feeble dick is a "transport vessel for a REVOLUTION".
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personally I like this magic sperm angle. It's the least sane route he can take.

He always used his age why it's good. Anyone else his age would have this. Lucas claimed it will prevent his disorders from transfering. Even tho most his problems are genetic.

His dad is older so that already negates the fact.

Now pretending he's right what does he have no other male his age has? he's never been able to cook a lie up for this. He's genetic trash period.

I try not to be too harsh or brag here but we know Lucas reads here a lot. I like knowing this both will anger and confuse him as well as probably force new milk as he will try to explain why his 40 year old super jizz is the best.
 
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I looked up at thegamecrafters the figure Lucas is using for his Ace character. It is identified as a warrior monk. Lukas is going with his Ace to reflect his "superiority". Lucas as a warrior monk lost the war to sanity. Like a monk, he wins at being celibate. His " Ace superiority" is being insane, and not getting any sex.

Warrior Monk:
https://boardgamegeek.com/thread/2026682/new-board-game-pieces-game-crafter-warrior-monk

Reading the goings on at the John Bulla thread has made me wonder. If Lucas lives long enough, will he end up the atheist version of Bulla (sexually).
 
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Mad scientist and game creating genius Lucas doesn't have time to debate toxic gutless fish sticks that lack telomere length in their young underdeveloped sperms. He must preserve all of his energies for consuming large amounts of restaurant meals and seducing college chicks age 24 and under using his creativity via multi-player board games. Good thing he has his super special batman pantaloons to give him extra oompf to be able to eye fuck every hot female that walks past his creepy ass while sitting alone at the community college in front of his set up board games waiting for the moment one decides to sit down and grab one of those little meeples and give it a toss..
 
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He sounds kind of scary unhinged at the moment. Like, I’m glad he doesn’t have access to weapons right now sort of unhinged. Wtf.
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Cardiac saga when?

Lucas seems like the type that'll just work himself up into a frenzy rather than deal with a situation head on. He doesn't have the balls to deal with confrontation. Even if he had an arsenal, he'd still be a shrinking violet, especially if someone just glares at his direction.
 
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