People at the college (staff,students) know he's batshit crazy and a perv. The teachers in the classes he attends, are counting the days till the semester is over.
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Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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The fat pedo creep said he plans to sell his games for the Black Friday sale and make lots of money. Let’s expect a tard rage chimp out when it does not go the way he wants. He won’t make shit lol
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Lucas will not debate people on the internet, but he will debate you if you rent an auditorium, invite 1,000 people who agree with him, and pay him to appear:
Lucas has an insane case of delusions of grandeur. He thinks it's worth money to hear him regurgitate the insanity he's been spouting across social media.
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Apparently, he also thinks there's at least 1,000 people who agree with everything he says.
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The troll Lucas Werner Facebook page is no longer around. I know Lucas was begging his Twitter followers to report it and get it banned. It was funny how many people thought it was real. However, they did repost a lot of his Twitter posts.
Did Lucas get zucced again? I am not his Facebook friend and I am wondering if he is back posting on there?
Did Lucas get zucced again? I am not his Facebook friend and I am wondering if he is back posting on there?
The voices in his head agree with him. As time passes, it looks like more show up.
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Someone on SOFALAW wasted her talent to draw mr.Potato Head
"Too weird to actually send it to him?"
Yes. Too weird. He will believe you're his waifu
"Too weird to actually send it to him?"
Yes. Too weird. He will believe you're his waifu
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2/10 not creepy enough.Someone on SOFALAW wasted her talent to draw mr.Potato Head
"Too weird to actually send it to him?"
Yes. Too weird. He will believe you're his waifu
No but really, that's pretty great. The eyes are missing that schizo bulging insanity, but otherwise, not bad.
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I just keep having these horrifying visions of Lucas gatecrashing a college party (or any party for that matter, it could be his niece's birthday party), poorly designed board games in hand - and forcing everyone to play them.
All while "dressed to the nines" in his pyjamas.
All while "dressed to the nines" in his pyjamas.
If she's under 25 he'll want to impregnate her.
Agree, the eyes are missing the "I want to rape you". Also more gourd shape to the head and the face heavier. But yea, she's got talent.
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Speaking of being "dressed to the nines" are there any photos of Lucas where he isn't dressed like a slob? Or where he's looking somewhat smart?
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Yeah, why the fuck is his head not obliquely gourd shaped in this piece? 1/10 for effort tho! Stay classy Spokane!!! 
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I remember Lucas used to create those crazy "memes" that were photos of bridges or plates of food, overlaid with long rambling word salads about telomeres and age bigotry and so on. Looks like he's channeling that into his game making instead. More information about "Ace," the elderly time-traveling future superhuman from Mikayla:
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I'm troubled by the suggestion someone needs a motive to build a time machine beyond "I want a time machine."
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If I were Mikayla, I'd use it to trigger the "grandfather paradox" and alter future history enough to make sure that Ace creep is never born. And maybe arrange for his mother to get some futuristic super-therapy to fix whatever daddy issues made her hook up with a man 37 years older than she is.
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In the year 2030 sea world and the circus will both be banned for the way they exploit animals. Instead people will go to massive lolcow conventions.
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Someone pointed out a possible problem with Lucas' "I will not debate you unless you rent an auditorium filled with my disciples and pay me money, too." Lucas responded to the criticism with the dignity and grace we've all learned to expect from him:
Lucas has been going down hill for so long, he doesn't disappoint in finding ways to show he's undateable.
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And unquoteable, without a bunch of "Islamic content" ratings dragging down your score! [/sulk]
In all seriousness: I don't know where or how he first stumbled across the whole telomeres/telomerase business, but it's too bad he did. If he were "only" obsessed with becoming the Bill Gates of tabletop gaming (or whatever), without the whole "science proves I'm entitled to lots of sex with women far too young for me" angle, he wouldn't be nearly as creepy, and maybe -- just maybe! -- he wouldn't be so offputting as to make himself not merely "undateable," but "unfriendable." (I suspect the telomere/make-super-babies obsession is also at the root of his apparent refusal to so much as CONSIDER having platonic same-sex friendships.)
There's an actual grain of truth hidden here: something about Lucas is uniquely twisted, for certain.
I have no idea what this is about. Rather than debate it on the internet, go rent an auditorium and fill it with 1,000 hits of LSD, then take them all, and maybe this will give you the proper mindset for understanding.
He believes his time for debate is worth $5,000, in exchange for which you will of course be humiliated by his sheer brilliance.
Any sympathy I once felt for this wretched man has long since been crushed beneath the weight of his antagonism and arrogance. I don't think it can even be blamed on whatever chemical imbalance causes his schizophrenia.
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