Manosphere Jordan Peterson - Internet Daddy Simulator, Post-modern Anti-postmodernist, Canadian Psychology Professor, Depressed, Got Hooked on Benzos

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Jordan Peterson
Internet Daddy Simulator, Post-modern Anti-postmodernist, Canadian Psychology Professor, Depressed Carnivore
This OP is fucking boring. Where is the humor? Not much in the way of drama either. The OP is low-effort and I doubt you'd be able find much that hasn't already been posted about him.

Jordan Peterson
Internet Daddy Simulator, Post-modern Anti-postmodernist, Canadian Psychology Professor, Depressed Carnivore

Jordan Peterson arose to fame in september 2016 for opposing compelled speech of Bill C-16, because who can deal with calling a trans person by their correct pronoun when they wear different bracelents according to which of the 52 genders they feel like when they wake up in the morning?

Now it's a shame not to monetize this kind of attention, so the best advice Jordan Peterson had for his new followers was to do a personality test (https://www.understandmyself.com/) and to pay him for the privelege of journalling about your deepest experiences on his website (https://www.selfauthoring.com/) where certainly he would never use that as any kind of analysis on how to present himself to his tribe of lost boys.

Since then this permanently depressed professor has gone on to teach the fatherless boys of the internet that you should clean your room. So starved of attention, this caused the boys (aged 24-52) to actually try and make something of themselves for a week or two and maybe apply for that cashier job and leave moms basement once in a while. Clean your room was regarded as the great intellectual discovery of the 21st century and propelled the professor to face the final boss of the internet: feminists.
This is just background information and it's poorly written. Use spell-check. You didn't even archive the links. This is more than half the text in the OP. The rest is just videos and a picture of his daughter. This is lazy.
 
Jordan Peterson is not a lolcow. I am not a fan of his, I do not care about anything he has to say, I think him shilling personality quizzes is stupid, and he has definetely bought into a market of psudeo-intellectual teenage boys. But he as a figure? Not a lolcow.

What's typical for Jordan Peterson is that any question that is difficult will become a discussion about what the word "is" is, in a way to make Bill Clinton proud. The Staunch Jordan Peterson, enemy of the postmodernists, would certainly never hide behind the postmodern trick of redefining words or meaning things in a "metaphorical" way rather than literal.

Here Peterson refuses to give a straight answer to "are you a Christian?"

You're acting as if every debator/"intellectual" in his field hasn't used debate tactics like that at least once. People who have entire careers built around trying to defend their beliefs, believe it or not, use shitty, fallacious arguments once in a while.

If Jordan sperged out while making these arguments à la Sargon of Akkad, there wouldn't be a problem. But he doesn't. Ultimately, making a Jordan thread is like making a Ben Shapiro thread. Does Ben make bad points sometimes? Sure, I'll give you that. But you're missing the most important ingredient of a good Kiwi Farms thread: the funny.

Here is a rule of thumb I learned from making a total of two (admittedly shitty) threads that I like to follow: if you can't make a funny remix out of a good majority of the dumb things your target has said, chances are, they are not a cow. And I just can't see that sort of thing coming out of Jordan.
 
Hey OP, would you like to pay $312 so someone can ask you to clean your fucking room, this thread, and your penis?
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http://archive.is/Vslmk
 
Here is a rule of thumb I learned from making a total of two (admittedly shitty) threads that I like to follow: if you can't make a funny remix out of a good majority of the dumb things your target has said, chances are, they are not a cow. And I just can't see that sort of thing coming out of Jordan.

Challenge accepted, but it will have to wait a couple of days.

Hey OP, would you like to pay $312 so someone can ask you to clean your fucking room, this thread, and your penis?
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I would, but first I have to save my father from the belly of a tumblr whale.
 
Here is a rule of thumb I learned from making a total of two (admittedly shitty) threads that I like to follow: if you can't make a funny remix out of a good majority of the dumb things your target has said, chances are, they are not a cow. And I just can't see that sort of thing coming out of Jordan.

Challenge accepted, but it will have to wait a couple of days.

I do think a golden gem of a remix has already been done. And archived.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQdpoIfc6bg
 

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He's not that bad the vast majority of times except when it comes to talking about politics (see his big take on Kavanaugh allegations), but I definitely do believe he is publicly overrated, has been allowed to bask too long in the public spectrum, and too often either inserts or drags all sorts of stuff and references which have little to no connection with one another. Probably the worse example I can think of the latter was his review/criticism of Frozen (which is god awful) where for some reason he equated watching a cartoon (or was it movie) was somehow akin to a religious experience. I think he then proceeded to talk about archetypes and how Frozen didn't pin itself on some kind of mythology or something which I think misses the freaking point since the writing in that movie was patently stupid. I'm talking TLJ bad where we're twice subverted by the whole Anna has to find-true-love sub-plot which was inserted well over half way into the movie. Something, so far as I'm aware, that pretty much never happens in any Disney movie. They're almost always pretty clear cut where the movie is going to go and why, but Frozen said screw all that. We're going to subvert your expectations.
lol you mad at a cartoon.
 
I personally vouch for Peterson to become a cow on the IF thread. (After the OP and title are cleared up). I think I have good reasons. When he gets posted as a cow, it will be a great "exceptional honey trap".

I can picture it right now. The thread will get maybe 10 or 15 pages of "meh, he's not really a cow" with some weird tweets. Then like a work of magic, one of his Peterson exceptional crew won't be able to help himself, will create an account and Chimp out massively on his thread. Providing the laughs and also atracting attention. The exceptionality of his followers is well documented and I can personally vouch for.

Then more shit about Peterson will come to light as the thread gets more reaction and life. Maybe even the great Jordan will engage if he feels attacked enough.

I do think it deserves a good thread. And we have @Diabeetus rule of thumb proven so why not? At the very worse it'll just get necroed, but imagine the possibilities if a good autistic vein gets tapped.

By the way, the Title should reflect how much of a shillbag Peterson is. "Internet daddy simulator" is fine the other stuff... meh. I'd suggest "Zir Jordan peterson, money thirsty Canadian Psychologist, SEVERELY DEPRESSED, Cosmo Magazine girls quiz editor, Dirty Leaf, lives in squalor."
 
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"Heheh, social experiment, bucko...".

In all seriousness, knowing the Jungians, he was probably trying to see his animus more clearly in an effort to balance his extreme masculinity reflected in his 130 pound frame. It's all about reconciliation of animus and anima, my friend.

Or perhaps he was trying his wife's panties and bra (he felt like it), and when caught said "what the hell" and went full Christine Chandler.

It appears Peterson's twitter is the same as I last remembered it. It's %66 shilling for his 12 rules for life, personality test or some future world tour talk, and the %33 rest is a half-snarky comentary on a news article. He's like a boring, more shilling, less spergy Sargon. But at least Sargon didn't Tranny himself (yet)

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I don't think there is a way to shill yourself any harder than Peterson has done. Jesus. He may not even be the one handling his own twitter. Now the real question is, when is he going to pull a Tony Robbins and buy an Island?
 
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If I remember correctly his daughter was doing a make up test for something and she used him as the model. It's on his or her Instagram.

"Well, challenging gender norms has been part of the archetypal collective consciousness for god knows how long now, and it's necessary to be a well rounded person, in my estimation."
 
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