Jordan Peterson
Internet Daddy Simulator, Post-modern Anti-postmodernist, Canadian Psychology Professor, Depressed Carnivore
Jordan Peterson arose to fame in september 2016 for opposing compelled speech of Bill C-16, because who can deal with calling a trans person by their correct pronoun when they wear different bracelents according to which of the 52 genders they feel like when they wake up in the morning?
Now it's a shame not to monetize this kind of attention, so the best advice Jordan Peterson had for his new followers was to do a personality test (
https://www.understandmyself.com/) and to pay him for the privelege of journalling about your deepest experiences on his website (
https://www.selfauthoring.com/) where certainly he would never use that as any kind of analysis on how to present himself to his tribe of lost boys.
Since then this permanently depressed professor has gone on to teach the fatherless boys of the internet that you should clean your room. So starved of attention, this caused the boys (aged 24-52) to actually try and make something of themselves for a week or two and maybe apply for that cashier job and leave moms basement once in a while. Clean your room was regarded as the great intellectual discovery of the 21st century and propelled the professor to face the final boss of the internet: feminists.
