Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

Late :late: but the thread moves so fast these days. It's really a golden age for fat bitches on the Farms.

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Obviously everything she says here is prima facie rètarded - meat is what our digestive systems are designed to handle - but I love the minor inconsistencies in her vegan zealotry. Pepperoni was a "class A" carcinogen but bacon is "class 1". Pick one fake system and stick with it gorl. I know the clickbait vegan articles with no citations or verification aren't totally consistent in their specious condennation of the primary element of human diet, but you'll sound slightly less insane.

Considering how crazy she is now, I'm personally waiting for veganism to act as a stepping stone into something even crazier. Maybe druidism: Chantal somehow sourcing IG macros that warn against "eating of the flesh" because it dishonours Cernunnos, claiming fruit flies are her spirit animals, Bibi refusing to perform the Beltane fertility rites and Chantal taking it out on her followers. She's only one Mists of Avalon audiobook away, if you ask me.
 
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I updated whysoserious's chart with a new row and tbh all it shows is that her face radically changes depending on the distance and angle it's at. The recent car one where she looked huge must have had her leaning back a lot.

The face is one of the earlier things that shows you're losing weight and I can't see much of a difference ignoring makeup and age. This seems to indicate that she's not changing at all and that all of her advanced nutritional knowledge and diet plans have done sweet fuck all over the past two years. What is more remarkable is that the woman of two years ago was a burger-guzzling cancer fiend by her current standards and yet with all of her pure fancy food intake she looks just as bad.

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peppy said:

can someone tell me wtf is going on here? @ 20:37 she says "guys who cheat on you have no right to be jealous" and then she looks abruptly off-screen and then says "I'm sick of hearing shit, I'm sick of it"

is this bitch crazy? does she hear things?

or do you think she said the cheating part so that BiBi can hear it, but then he made a face, and she gave him that look?

just a confusing little moment
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There for a while there were mukbang where Chantal would hear noises outside her apartment. Occasionally the noises were so loud to even be picked up on the video. I think she's referring to those noises outside the apartment.
 
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Bahaha! Stolen from the Reddit front page from a day or two ago word-for-word! It was a SAR guy doing an AMA. What a loser.
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The videos where she’d stuff her fat gob while talking about dead/missing people were recited almost word for word from the /r/UnresolvedMysteries subreddit. Glad to see she has done exactly nothing to improve her content or her life!
 
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She's supposed to be back to doing 'regular videos' today, right? I assume that means videos on her main channel and not her Miss Whateverthefuck side channel? It's past 11 PM where she lives and no sign of a video...
 
:late: again but of course her skin is dry when all she puts on it is coconut oil. She probably thinks simple water-based moisturisers are full of lead and panda blood. Considering her catastrophic diet, her skin is far likelier to produce way too much moisture in the form of oil - it's why our gorl AL has filthy hair all the time; you'd need to wash it daily to keep it clean and that's just not happeneen. Chantal's bumpy skin may be a sebaceous problem. Of course, some ludicrous bitch in the comments with "wellness" in her name is white knighting coconut oil with the "credential" of being a naturopath, which to Chantal means she's totally infallible. Why not just use snake oil instead of coconut, Chantal? Or better yet, wish on a naturopath-approved magic monkey paw to lose weight eating Arby's beef sandwiches on a vegan diet.
 
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sixcarbchiligorl said:
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They look like twins. The receding hairline, the lank black hair, the shallow brown eyes, the weak jaw on a huge head. Looks like the gene pool in those parts is the toddler-friendly 2ft deep variety. I see Chantal is in her "staypuft chic" white muumuu today, with draping shoulder for an enticing flash of stretch marks.
 
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Strine said:
Chantal somehow sourcing IG macros that warn against "eating of the flesh" because it dishonours Cernunnos
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Lol, macros like that actually exist? Regarding a religion that, given burial evidence all over Europe, practiced human sacrifice and preserved the heads of especially important enemies?

Edited to add: Peetz may have a weak jaw, but Chantal actually doesn't. Look at her profile shot again. Sure, her second chin is growing to the proportions of a Tammy Slaton wattle, but the original chin would stick out a mile no matter what. It's approaching CWC-tier Crimson Chin status.
 
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Lol, macros like that actually exist? Regarding a religion that, given burial evidence all over Europe, practiced human sacrifice and preserved the heads of especially important enemies?

Edited to add: Peetz may have a weak jaw, but Chantal actually doesn't. Look at her profile shot again. Sure, her second chin is growing to the proportions of a Tammy Slaton wattle, but the original chin would stick out a mile no matter what. It's approaching CWC-tier Crimson Chin status.
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Oh, she has a huge chin, I agree. It's just weakened and dwarfed by her colossal jowls. Peetz on the other hand is the archetypical "nobody can see my girlish jaw if I grow a beard, right?" male.

And yes, THAT religion, which is indeed practised (extremely inaccurately) by fat tugboat claimants and woo practitioners.
 
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Help me out guys, I really cannot keep up with Chantal's cycles of insanity. Is this already a second time she goes vegan? (not that I believe it either). If so, when was the first time and how many hours did it last?
 
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