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Oh, don't get me wrong, I've watched DTRH and Geno Samuel's videos about him, I've meant more recent stuff. I shouldn't have used word "whole" I guess.
Magi-Chan is one of Chris' Sonichu characters that Chris is also "married" to. There's speculation (and weak confirmation) that someone IRL is pretending to be Magi-Chan and some other characters of Chris' and manipulating him into the dimensional merge shit.
 
What if we get Chris an one way ticket to North Korea? He will become a propaganda superstar! Kim Jong Un will pay for Chris to live his fantasy, while making bank on propaganda and content. The North Korean Army morale will boost 1000%. They just put him in films and depict him as the stupid American stereotype. Capitalism causes autism confirmed!

side note tho, what if kim jong un is lurking in the farms and following chris chan and is the secret paypig that keeps him afloat. 1 million people starving? Hell nah, I got to buy Chris's shit off of ebay.
 
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I don't know if anyone has brought this up yet, so forgive me if this is redundant, but, has anyone else noticed that Chris complains about headaches frequently now? And he is more delusional than usual? I'm starting to wonder if he maybe has a brain tumour. I don't mean that sarcastically, I'm actually wondering if something (other than autism) is wrong in his brain. If not a tumour, maybe plaques like in dementia?

Basically if it progresses he'll lose control of more than his bowels. I hope he sees a doctor.
I seriously doubt it. Tons of people have chronic headaches; it doesn't really concern doctors (:powerlevel: but mine basically told me to drink more water and take Tylenol).
 
What if we get Chris an one way ticket to North Korea? He will become a propaganda superstar! Kim Jong Un will pay for Chris to live his fantasy, while making bank on propaganda and content. The North Korean Army morale will boost 1000%. They just put him in films and depict him as the stupid American stereotype. Capitalism causes autism confirmed!

side note tho, what if kim jong un is lurking in the farms and following chris chan and is the secret paypig that keeps him afloat. 1 million people starving? Hell nah, I got to buy Chris's shit off of ebay.


... now I want a propaganda cartoon starting sonichu

 
Did I dream it or did someone at some point photoshop Chris' face onto the cover for Kuso Miso Technique? It's the classic photo of young, innocent Chris staring autistically vacantly into space surrounded by toys and wearing the ol' original shirt. I have this image in my head of that face lovingly pillowed on a pair of pert manga buttocks
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but I can't find it on the cwicki and it's annoying me. Did I just imagine it??
 
I seriously doubt it. Tons of people have chronic headaches; it doesn't really concern doctors (:powerlevel: but mine basically told me to drink more water and take Tylenol).


Not everyone with chronic headaches is simultaneously incontinent and talking nonsense about dimensional merges while living in squalor. All together it paints an alarming picture.
 
Not everyone with chronic headaches is simultaneously incontinent and talking nonsense about dimensional merges while living in squalor. All together it paints an alarming picture.
I think the most realistic picture it paints is that Chris legitimately thinks really hard about the dimensional shit, and he gets headaches from trying really hard to imagine his psychic hedgehog pokemon husband. I know lot of people get headaches trying to cram for tests, writing term papers, and shit like that. Chris isn't very mentally fit (obviously), so it takes a lot out of him to just imagine dumb shit.
 
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I don't know if anyone has brought this up yet, so forgive me if this is redundant, but, has anyone else noticed that Chris complains about headaches frequently now? And he is more delusional than usual? I'm starting to wonder if he maybe has a brain tumour. I don't mean that sarcastically, I'm actually wondering if something (other than autism) is wrong in his brain. If not a tumour, maybe plaques like in dementia?

Basically if it progresses he'll lose control of more than his bowels. I hope he sees a doctor.
Kinda says it all when you start questioning whether his behaviour could be cause by his brain being squashed pressed from the inside.

If it leads to a "Charles Whitman" sorta ordeal that would probably be the best high note to end on.
 
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The idea he might have a brain tumor is sort of sad. Because if he does, and he finds out, who the hell is going to help him if he under went any form of surgery? His teenage pot buddies? Fuck no. I still expect they basically use him to get weed money at this point if they exist.

Barb? She's the one who had some sort of parasitic infection or some fucking thing where her buttocks had holes and Chris took care of her. Surgery would likely end up killing Chris when he couldn't properly care for him self and the sheer lack of sanitation in that cesspool of a home.

Unless the state effectively made him a Ward under a doctor recommendation he go into assisted living during recovery...which is a possibility.
 
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I don't know if anyone has brought this up yet, so forgive me if this is redundant, but, has anyone else noticed that Chris complains about headaches frequently now? And he is more delusional than usual? I'm starting to wonder if he maybe has a brain tumour. I don't mean that sarcastically, I'm actually wondering if something (other than autism) is wrong in his brain. If not a tumour, maybe plaques like in dementia?

Basically if it progresses he'll lose control of more than his bowels. I hope he sees a doctor.

With Chris's shitty diet, weird/awful sleep schedule and abuse of hormones, there's plenty of reasons he could have frequent headaches that don't involve tumors.
 
With Chris's shitty diet, weird/awful sleep schedule and abuse of hormones, there's plenty of reasons he could have frequent headaches that don't involve tumors.

I was about to write a post about exactly that my wrestling friend. No wonder Chris is always fatigued and has headache.

He also has a bent duck:
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There are 70 conditions associated with curved or bent penis during erection and headache
 
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