LGBT [Email] The Piercing and Bisexuality

[OnMyNinendoWII!]

At least he's still being HONEST and TRUE!

 

[EI 903]

Sorry, guys- the Star Trek jokes were funny, but that's a lot of OT for one page.

 

[Uzumaki]

Pretty sure it was organized by someone higher than the galpals.

Wait, I thought part of the revelations of the secret club or whatever was that the "gal-pals were paid agents" narrative was just a troll fiction. Was that a real thing that they just ran with, or was it bullshit?

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

I can't decide what's more despicable, Chris arrogance in the emails or that some ween trolls are emotionally manipulating him.

 

[CWCissey]

I can't decide what's more despicable, Chris arrogance in the emails or that some ween trolls are emotionally manipulating him.

I don't think they were weens. Yes warped ideologies and all that, but they weren't doing it purely to make a name for themselves.

Either way, it seems like an entire social life was crafted around Chris, and that really doesn't sit well with me. I do think it's best to just let Chris be, as we learned with Jace, it's funnier when they troll themselves.

 

[Marvin]

Wait, I thought part of the revelations of the secret club or whatever was that the "gal-pals were paid agents" narrative was just a troll fiction. Was that a real thing that they just ran with, or was it bullshit?

Real thing.

(Although I don't think money exchanged hands.)

 

[CWCissey]

Real thing.

(Although I don't think money exchanged hands.)

High school credit?

I would love if we can say one of the gal pals got into Harvard because of Chris!

 

[Zvantastika]

He's not smart enough to break the cycle.

Oh, he is smart enough to do it... but he doesn't want to do it, either because he's emotionally immature to do so or just because doing it means getting rid of potential China (even if we all know that the probability of one of this "gals" being TRUE and HONEST is between zero and none).
So yeah, I guess he'll keep falling for the very same scheme over and over again (although, at least he learned not to do every stupid things they ask him to do), because he wants China no matter the cost and he won't ever change his ideology of "there MUST be a girl that comes to me, praise me, defend every dumb action I make and let me play with her breasts" instead of actually changing his defects and be a more suitable boyfriend material.

 

[JFKdestroyer]

I've said before that I think the Tomgirl Saga is going to lead into the Restraining Order Saga. These emails kind of reinforce that.

I'm kind of worried he'll figure out all of this was fake, and think that must mean he still has a chance to "win" Tiffany back.

I just hope she's not easy to track down.

 

[Godjesus]

Poor Chris. He doesn't deserve this. It isn't funny. It's not a prank. It's just sad. He is mentally retarded and isn't able to understand how to relate to the people around him. That is a very mean thing to take advantage of.

Where is the naive rating button?

 

[Hmmpf!]

Where is the naive rating button?

Temporarily we can use that "late" button.

 

[Globe]

I honestly thought the piercing was a joke at first. The new info proving otherwise is both interesting and a bit grotesque. Thanks, Null!

Nah, it's pretty much just grotesque.

 

[BillRiley]

She is really lucky now, because as a Bisexual, I can pleasure her both ways. Tribadism included; look it up on Wikipedia.

Am I the only one who finds this hilarious? I know that Fat Dummy redefines words to fit his bizarre views, but, damn, this is seriously fucked up.

 

[Bragorboats]

Also, as soon as I read this:

[QUOTE="I come in peace and good tidings, old friend.[/QUOTE]


... I winced and had to look away from my computer.

 

[Rich Lee Konsumov]

The criticisms are acceptable, and the things done will always appear heavy, but this is the sort of thing that justified it to people. The trolls involved considered themselves to be protecting the people he was trying to go after and find.

Something about this little diversion rubbed me the wrong way and I think it's this. You know what it sounds like, give or take a bit of autism? Chris and his disingenuous "Womens' Rights" nonsense. Can't you just admit you were looking for a way to hit Chris where it hurts à la the Father Call?If you were truly concerned about protecting these people, there's better ways to go about it then creating a tissue of manipulative bullshit. As someone else pointed out above, on the off-chance that Chris puts everything together, you've now given him a pretext on which to double-down on his efforts to contact the gal-pals.

 

[BT 075]

Also, as soon as I read this:

"I come in peace and good tidings, old friend"


... I winced and had to look away from my computer.

He sounds like a Wild West version of Golden Knight.

In all seriousness though, leaks like this are far more sad then they are funny or enlightening. I would prefer Chris getting pissy over Sonic's arm color any day of the week over this sad and depressing business. At least his Bufallo Bill get-up and passionate fanboy-ism is all him, and not the result of trolls manipulating him. It's kinda cruel, more then anything, to impersonate his ol' gal pals. It's robbing a sad and lonely man of one of his last remaining illusions.

 

[Datiko]

So is he saying that all normal female souls are bisexual? The wording is pretty nuts.

 

[Ian Brandon Something]

So is he saying that all normal female souls are bisexual?

Well that's what porn taught him.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Some interesting points here:
1. Chris going on about Tiffany being a tomboy and asking if she likes minorities. I can't work out if this is a passive-aggressive attempt to play the LGBTBBQ card, or he's working his way up to, "Because I'm a tomgirl, so maybe we should hang out... in my bedroom. Mm, yeah." Possibly it's both.
2. Chris is again deliberately refusing to hear what he doesn't want to hear. "Mm, yeah, well, maybe you do think I look like a psycho bag lady and I'm creepy... but other than that, why do you hate me? No reason?"
3. For a guy who's tolerant of gay men, he still reacts pretty strongly to any suggestion of homosexuality.
4. I still find it hilarious that he actually writes "sigh."

 

[Silver]

So:
-Real gal-pals were told to be nice to Chris in high school.
-Trolls were the people who emailed as Chris posing as said gal-pals in the past year or so.
-Trolls pretended to be Tiffany in this email dump.
-Real gal-pal blocked Chris on Facebook recently.

So if I have all this right, that means the Facebook accounts themselves are owned and operated by the real gal-pals, correct? A few months ago there were some screencaps taken of one of the gal-pals posting one of Chris' videos on their page and the other gal-pals commenting on it. I don't have enough time right now to go looking, though. But were these caps of the real gal-pals or more trolls?