Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Red Hood]

If this is the Robin Hood movie I saw advertised a few months ago (and not once since then), the studio might be leaving it to die because they know they have a Ghostbuster 2016 level bomb on their hands.

The trailer is full of antifa imagery, diversity characters, explosions, and while I didn't notice it in the trailer I saw, I can believe Bob when he says it goes all in on marxist "distribute the wealth!" nonsense.

I didn't notice any Antifa shit, just Eggsy cosplaying as Garrett from Thief. Diversity hiring in Robin Hood flicks happened all the way back in the Kevin Costner movie (which is mostly ok, because Morgan Freeman affecting a middle eastern accent and saying Chris-tee-an is funny to me). I think more than anything Bob is trying to read an "important" message into a dumb, farted out action movie.

If only that message was "eat your vegetables, exercise, and stop being a cunt on Twitter".

 

[Rei is shit]

SCIENCE

The superior future is work free...

..but it leads to him being called out for being classist.

And still mad about maher

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

SCIENCE

Gender fluidity, feminist theory, and intersectionality did not come out of the STEM fields, Blobbo. They are the creations of "academics" in (Whatever) Studies that couldn't even get jobs as baristas at Starbucks outside the ivory halls of post-secondary education. Their entire worldview is held up by belief and not empirical evidence.

And still mad about maher

Someone needs some cream for all that butthurt.

 

[Red Hood]

I'm no Francis Crick myself, but I'm pretty sure Bob hasn't used the scientific method since he scraped by in whatever general science class he was required to take in order to get his bullshit degree. Science, free of bias, is supposed to be about quantifiable, repeatable results, not re-shaping belief to fit your feels.

 

[Clay Claymore]

SCIENCE
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Man, I’m so glad someone with a degree in...

(checks notes)

...Interactive Multimedia Art with a minor in Film Studies Communications, is lecturing people about science.

 

[Judge Dredd]

I'm no Francis Crick myself, but I'm pretty sure Bob hasn't used the scientific method since he scraped by in whatever general science class he was required to take in order to get his bullshit degree. Science, free of bias, is supposed to be about quantifiable, repeatable results, not re-shaping belief to fit your feels.

It's called the scientific method because science is not a thing, it's a process. One of the best definitions I heard is that a scientific field is valid if it can predict things. "If we do X, Y will happen." Bob seems to think science is a career you choose, a thing you buy off the shelf, or a god that gives you gadgets. It's like those old monster movies where you have a guy in a lab coat who is "an expert in science".

 

[AngryItalianAmerican]

The fact that Bob has a degree on anything tells us the failure that is the American education system.

 

[Positron]

Who said higher primates don't see well at night?

Also Bobby forgets that incredible bright, burning thingy people got by whacking stones over dry twigs is also a natural phenomenon, part of "the natural order", if you will. Science only ever allows us to work round nature; only Hollywood entices us with dreams about "dismantling the natural order", in flicks that involve superluminal space travels, insects grown to sizes of mountains, or men that transform perfectly into attractive women.

 

[LaughingJoke]

SCIENCE
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The superior future is work free...
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..but it leads to him being called out for being classist.
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And still mad about maher
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Bob discussing "science" made me think of this

 

[LordofCringe7206]

SCIENCE
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Few things are more repellent to me than a fat autistic man child who thinks science is a gateway to magic rather than just a field of study on how everything in the universe works.

 

[Flexo]

SCIENCE

Would that include the science of pre-natal care?

And still mad about maher

What about Islam's superstition? Can we use science to dismantle those or is that islmaphobia?

No it will not stop being funny to me that Bob complains about Maher treating Muslims like Bob treats Christians.

 

[Rei is shit]

Mario fun facts!

In which he calls us ghouls

Talk shit, apologize immediately

By "everything" he means no FPS, no RTS, no MMOs......

And lastly Bob is an econ expert too.

So lets see how bad Polands economy is

Spoiler

 

[LordofCringe7206]

In which he calls us ghouls
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I'm sure Bob was this much against doxxing when the Unite The Right marchers got doxxed on Twitter after the event was over. Or when pro-GamerGate people were doxxed during GG.

If I went digging on your Twitter from these time periods, I wouldn't find any tweets or retweets of you partaking in it right Bob?

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Every time Blobb talks politics it exposes what a naive, idiot he is on the topic. Has Blobb ever travelled to Europe? Has he seen the problems countries have with gypsys and immigrants first hand? He’s your typical retarded American who’s never travelled yet had opinions on these issues without any experience or understanding of what’s really happening outside of the spin articles he’s read.

Jacobin is pretty far left but they recently allowed a woman to write against open borders and it’s caused all the fake leftists/SJWs to decry it’s not a right-wing bigot publication.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

In which he calls us ghouls
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Bob Chipman legitimately is an obsolete ghoul who is proud to be a fucking asshole. Any normal family would have disowned his cellulite ass at least 15 years ago. Suffer the consequences of your actions, ghoul. Now, I will be with my family and be glad to be always relevant.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

And lastly Bob is an econ expert too.

It's also worth noting that Poland also took in refugees from Ukraine during the 2014-15 Russian Intervention, by that I mean actual refugees and not migrants that Bob wants as cheap labour. I love those plucky Poles and their resistance to his superior future. I suppose centuries of foreign domination gave them a spine whereas Bob remains an invertebrate (most likely a slug given his penchant for dark places like basement.)

 

[RockVolnutt]

Gender fluidity, feminist theory, and intersectionality did not come out of the STEM fields, Blobbo. They are the creations of "academics" in (Whatever) Studies that couldn't even get jobs as baristas at Starbucks outside the ivory halls of post-secondary education. Their entire worldview is held up by belief and not empirical evidence.

This basically confirms the point I've made a handful of times that Bob sees science as "literally magic", possibly from watching too many shit sci-fi stories. The only reason we aren't shooting laser beams out our eyes from sheer force of will is because we haven't "science'd hard enough" and Bob "fucking <3 the science".

It's pretty sad tbh.

 

[Gorillagorillagorilla]

So can someone clarify this "Superior Future" thing Bob wants? What is it exactly?

 

[RockVolnutt]

So can someone clarify this "Superior Future" thing Bob wants? What is it exactly?

The TL;DR or the whole package? The TL;DR is no borders, an one Earth government, shoving all of humanity into multiple giant cities the size of New York state with the population density of Manhattan, no more farmers/"Wasteland Ghouls", all labor to be completely automated, and an "aggressive colonization of space".

A "white genocide" is not necessary but still recommended. That's "The Superior Future".

 

[Wood Glue]

So can someone clarify this "Superior Future" thing Bob wants? What is it exactly?

Some kind of dystopian hellscape where all-powerful world government punishes people that have in any way slighted Bob. Also moon wheat.