Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Red Hood]

I wouldn't be shocked if his relatives make him sit at the kiddie table. They're more his speed.

I would be surprised if he's even allowed to come up to the basement. For some reason I picture Chris lowering a bucket of turkey and stuffing into the abyss of the basement on Thanksgiving.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

I’d imagine Blob goes upstairs, fixes himself a plate and heads straight downstairs to make more angry, genocidal tweets against whites and middle America.

The kid table is just a clump of cells, remember.

 

[Rathkor]

I wouldn't be shocked if his relatives make him sit at the kiddie table. They're more his speed.

Doesn't seem very fair to the kids. They're probably way more mature than he is.

 

[AngryItalianAmerican]

How to fail at analyzing literature 101

 

[Kyria the Great]

How to fail at analyzing literature 101View attachment 597966

Layman's terms, "Look at me trying to sound smart and insightful!!!"

 

[Rei is shit]

I guess Robin Hood is guaranteed to do gangbusters now

Man who spends too much time on twitter wonders how others have time to do things......

He knows some things about Texas but has to ask this dumb question.

Note that the article in question says absolutely nothing about horseshoe theory. This isnt the first time that The Jacobin has made him butthurt.

And posting this because the kotaku op-ed is super exceptional, so of course Bob likes it.

http://archive.fo/qYPqH

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Now, having never heard of this new Robin Hood movie and just basing a guess on the locale, might it not have more to do with English miners being organized, rather than being a US-centric analog?

This man is a simpleton.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Now, having never heard of this new Robin Hood movie and just basing a guess on the locale, might it not have more to do with English miners being organized, rather than being a US-centric analog?

This man is a simpleton.

Bob's thoughts are always US-centric, so he cannot comprehend anything that man has made outside of the US.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I’d imagine Blob goes upstairs, fixes himself a plate and heads straight downstairs to make more angry, genocidal tweets against whites and middle America.

The kid table is just a clump of cells, remember.

Well since Bob's a gigantic fatass, he'll devour all of the food on the table.

 

[LaughingJoke]

Now, having never heard of this new Robin Hood movie and just basing a guess on the locale, might it not have more to do with English miners being organized, rather than being a US-centric analog?

This man is a simpleton.

The irony of Bob and his SJW Ilk are they are Globalist who want to force a version of western socialism on the world and for all their bitching about old white men of past and their Imperialism and forcing Colonization on other countries its now them who want to do the same just a different form of government.

 

[The Manglement]

Now, having never heard of this new Robin Hood movie and just basing a guess on the locale, might it not have more to do with English miners being organized, rather than being a US-centric analog?

This man is a simpleton.

Bob's thoughts are always US-centric, so he cannot comprehend anything that man has made outside of the US.

I'm pretty sure he just ignores parts of non-american countries that aren't liberal paradises. He's the kind of guy who will say how great Africa is because of POCS and Wakanda, then ignore the part where the rape rates are orders of magnitude higher than the US and people are still being publicly murdered for being gay.

He can only bring himself to acknowledge the midwest exists in the US because they voted for Trump and are filthy, obsolete non-people ready for the ovens. I doubt he really knows anything about the conservative, 'racist', working class areas of England.

 

[GarthVader]

I would be surprised if he's even allowed to come up to the basement. For some reason I picture Chris lowering a bucket of turkey and stuffing into the abyss of the basement on Thanksgiving.

It rubs the giblet gravy on its skin or it gets the sweet potatoes again.....

 

[elder god]

Man who spends too much time on twitter wonders how others have time to do things......

It’s funny to hear a guy who spends most of his life online in one form or another say that he has no time when all he does is sperg online. I notice a trend with lolcows on this site complaining about not having any time when they spend almost all of it bitching with others online. It’s not totally fair though, he also has to edit his videos so he can sound like Yahtzee’s retarded brother.

some serious political theorycrafting/headcannon

Really? Nobody I know likes ACA, the best argument I’ve heard is that trump wasn’t going to replace it with anything. It wasn’t a real winner. And by the way bob, if it was such a winning policy, why did Republicans only lose now 8 years later instead of 6 years, when you needed it, or 4 years or 2 years, you realize that, barring a bad second half of this term, republicans could easily win back all of their losses from this election in 2 years, right? And all That for a small victory in 2018.

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Really? Nobody I know likes ACA, the best argument I’ve heard is that trump wasn’t going to replace it with anything. It wasn’t a real winner. And by the way bob, if it was such a winning policy, why did Republicans only lose now 8 years later instead of 6 years, when you needed it, or 4 years or 2 years, you realize that, barring a bad second half of this term, republicans could easily win back all of their losses from this election in 2 years, right? And all That for a small victory in 2018.

It’s noting that although Bob hates Republican policies, he likes a policy that originate from, wait for it, Mitt Romney’s agenda.

The ACA was originally the healthcare act in Massachusetts during Mitt Romney’s tenure as governor.

I would expect Bob and the SJWs to note that they are basically liking a Republican policy when they ironically bash them. However, like everything, Bob is too intelligently lazy to research.

 

[Pokemonquistador]

The irony of Bob and his SJW Ilk are they are Globalist who want to force a version of western socialism on the world and for all their bitching about old white men of past and their Imperialism and forcing Colonization on other countries its now them who want to do the same just a different form of government.

You're forgetting, Bob also wants to corral all of the population of the US and make them go live in cities, leaving the rest of the country barren (even the farm fields, because most of the farming will be done in concrete cement blocks with magical hydroponic technology, or something.)

 

[Godzilla@1989]

You're forgetting, Bob also wants to corral all of the population of the US and make them go live in cities, leaving the rest of the country barren (even the farm fields, because most of the farming will be done in concrete cement blocks with magical hydroponic technology, or something.)

That kind of dystopian future reminds me of the one in Judge Dreed.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

It’s noting that although Bob hates Republican policies, he likes a policy that originate from, wait for it, Mitt Romney’s agenda.

Mitt Romney's agenda? Mitt spent his last three years in office traveling to Red country telling them what a business unfriendly hellscape MA was in order to curry favor for his Presidential run. And given MA governors' lack of power, this was a fairly productive use of his time.

The only reason MA residents elect Republican governors is that they are usually running against the MassDems red headed stepchildren, as the mayor of Boston has more power to influence state policy.

 

[Emperor Julian]

The irony of Bob and his SJW Ilk are they are Globalist who want to force a version of western socialism on the world and for all their bitching about old white men of past and their Imperialism and forcing Colonization on other countries its now them who want to do the same just a different form of government.

It's more neo-liberalist than socialist, he genuinly doesnt give a shit about the have nots outside of exploiting the chinese and mexicans for cheap labour and allowing black people and women a seat at the corporate bastard table.

That kind of dystopian future reminds me of the one in Judge Dreed.

One of my earliest posts of the farms clocked on this ahhh such memories.

Hillary hadnt lost yet

 

[Judge Dredd]

Now, having never heard of this new Robin Hood movie and just basing a guess on the locale, might it not have more to do with English miners being organized, rather than being a US-centric analog?

This man is a simpleton.

If this is the Robin Hood movie I saw advertised a few months ago (and not once since then), the studio might be leaving it to die because they know they have a Ghostbuster 2016 level bomb on their hands.

The trailer is full of antifa imagery, diversity characters, explosions, and while I didn't notice it in the trailer I saw, I can believe Bob when he says it goes all in on marxist "distribute the wealth!" nonsense.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I can believe Bob when he says it goes all in on marxist "distribute the wealth!" nonsense.

Knowing Bob, he would say, "Steal from the obsolete, give to Nintendo/Marvel/Disney!"