Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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I mean, can Bob really celebrate Thanksgiving? He's a) an ungrateful prick that never feels thankful for anything and b) eats a ton of food every day.
Technically SJWs are not supposed celebrate thanksgiving. They’re supposed to be in mourning with the indigenous tribes who had their land stolen.

Also re-tweeting an article that’s performative wokeness from a faggot Indian kid who’s crying about Halloween and thanksgiving.
 
I wonder what the hell Bob is doing on Thanksgiving, is he just gonna sperg on Twitter while his family enjoys themselves?

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Technically SJWs are not supposed celebrate thanksgiving. They’re supposed to be in mourning with the indigenous tribes who had their land stolen.

Also re-tweeting an article that’s performative wokeness from a faggot Indian kid who’s crying about Halloween and thanksgiving.
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I do a casserole style mac and cheese at Thanksgiving. That is NOT the color it's supposed to be.

What I want to know is what the fuck is the green stuff in it? It looks almost like mold.
 
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Oh god! That’s! I mean I feel chest pains just looking at that. If you ever wonder how or why Bob is physically what he is... just look at that! I don’t think I have ever seen anything more unhealthy looking to eat. And I’m counting Tide Pods on that list!

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What I want to know is what the fuck is the green stuff in it? It looks almost like mold.

Isn’t Bob an actual proud direct descendent of the Mayflower passengers? That’s the absurdity in everything he spits out.

On this special Holiday I suggest we all bow are heads and give Thanks to Bob’s family. They put themselves in harms way to keep him sealed up in his basement... I’m sorry “world class production studio” so others don’t have to deal with the fat fuck. It’s truly a thankless job.
 
He has to collect 70 stars every time he wants to leave, because they installed an endless staircase to keep him trapped there and pacify him with the Mario themed obstacle.
And Bob is physically incapable of the BLJ that would allow him to get up the stairs without getting 70 stars. Don't get me started on doing 16 stars and MIPS, 1 star from Bowser's Sub, 0 stars and two keys, or 0 stars and 1 key.
 
And Bob is physically incapable of the BLJ that would allow him to get up the stairs without getting 70 stars. Don't get me started on doing 16 stars and MIPS, 1 star from Bowser's Sub, 0 stars and two keys, or 0 stars and 1 key.
So you're saying Bob's stuck in gay baby jail? Never thought this thread would be making SimpleFlips references.
 
Oh god! That’s! I mean I feel chest pains just looking at that. If you ever wonder how or why Bob is physically what he is... just look at that! I don’t think I have ever seen anything more unhealthy looking to eat. And I’m counting Tide Pods on that list!

You're supposed to stick the people with bad food habits on roll duty for this exact reason.
 
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Bob likes to say he's all for game preservation, but he stayed quiet when it comes to Nintendo shutting down ROM sites, or when Nintendo shut down fan games and stole their ideas, or when Nintendo shut down the Wii e-shop. I would say it's because he's a Nintendo fanboy, but it's not like he's talked about other things like Silent Hills PT. Even here, you guys at least acknowledged the attempted purges of controversial Doom mods even if it was just to laugh at the sperg outs. That's way more than Bob has ever done.

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Has anyone ever done anything with Bob's dox? I think we would have heard about it if some thug turned up to his house to beat him up or some one sent him dead animals in the mail. The only thing I recall is some of you considering sending Bob some classic literature to broaden his horizons.

I can't speak for everyone, but I have no interest in doxing Bob's family. Why would I? They aren't the ones who spend fun family events hunched over their phones like an angry troll writing shitty movie ideas on Twitter.

You could just sum it up as “basically Judge Dredd”.

"I am the law superior future!"
 
Bob likes to say he's all for game preservation, but he stayed quiet when it comes to Nintendo shutting down ROM sites, or when Nintendo shut down fan games and stole their ideas, or when Nintendo shut down the Wii e-shop. I would say it's because he's a Nintendo fanboy, but it's not like he's talked about other things like Silent Hills PT. Even here, you guys at least acknowledged the attempted purges of controversial Doom mods even if it was just to laugh at the sperg outs. That's way more than Bob has ever done.
Everything in the Wii Shop Channel has been dumped except for some Korean games, and for other things, well...
EDIT: For everything else, there's Archive Team. They get shit done.
 
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