Artcow Erik "Taz" Mokracek / MollyHaleIsMyFriend / MGHSHour / CowboyErik and Anti-Classix - How an autistic 40-something attracts the attention of a whole slew of other autists

Is Erik a paedo?

  • No, just a emotionally stumped man

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  • Yes, and a scary one at that

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Lolcows Anonymous said:
Wait just a sec. Cassie is not Erik's sister? Is he for real? Then who else is Cassie to Erik? Aside from that, it has come to my attention as to where this "only child" thing came from. Remember that scene in the 1990 film "Home Alone" where Kevin went grocery shopping, and where the cashier interrogates Kevin as to why he's checking out by himself? When the cashier asks Kevin "Where are your brothers and sisters?", Kevin replies "I'm an only child".
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Wait, Erik watches Home Alone?
 
Lolcows Anonymous said:
Remember that scene in the 1990 film "Home Alone" where Kevin went grocery shopping, and where the cashier interrogates Kevin as to why he's checking out by himself? When the cashier asks Kevin "Where are your brothers and sisters?", Kevin replies "I'm an only child".
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I dunno, I think Home Alone is too advanced for Erik to understand.
 
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If Erik says he's "an only child since 1984", then, what's this?
"My Brother And I Had Fun Tonight; We Went To Wendy's For Dinner; I Had A #9 While My Brother Had A #2; Wendy's Rules! I Love That Place; Their Fries Are Good As Well As Their Drinks, I Want To Go To Wendy's Again, Their Food Rocks!"
This was a LiveJournal post from Dec. 10, 2006.

Oh, and here's the earliest "Cassie Update" post I found. From Sept. 10, 2006.
"I Am Happy, I Have Great News! Cassie Is Finally Leaving! They Will Be Looking For A Place On The Island Or In Pennsylvania; Everything Will Be Peaceful Again Except For The Dogs. And Cassie Now Is Making Money And Is Again Together With Matt, All I Can Say Now Is "Thank God Cassie Is Leaving" I Will Soon Have Quiet Time On My Computer And As Soon As The Dogs Go Home, I Will Habe A More Quieter Time; And I Will Be 26 In 9 Days; And I Am Going To Hard Rock Cafe Or Planet Hollywood In Atlantic City In November; And I Made More Videos; They Are On http://mghshour.zippyvideos.com." <Don't click that link.

October 20, 2006.
"Cassie Started Work Today; Hopefully She Will Get Out And Finally Be Just Me And My Mom And The Animals; Cassie Better Save Her Money To Rent A House, And Pick Matt Or Oran To Live With And I Had To Pick Up All Her Laundry AGAIN; My Mom Is Mad At Cassie, So Am I; I Can't Take It Anymore! And My Mom Promised Me, She'd Take Me To The Mall When I Get More Money; Cassie Has Enough Clothes; Cassie Curses A Lot"

So, how is it possible that Cassie is his niece, and not his sister?
 
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Ilikeoreos said:
Gotta love how Microsoft Sam can't pronounce names like Pinocchio correctly.
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Microsoft Sam is actually more capable than you might think if you know how to edit the lexicon (you can change the pronunciations of every word, including ones not in the dictionary), but it's a lot funnier if you leave all the weird quirks intact. Also I'm willing to bet 99% of the people who use Speakonia know nothing about this.
 
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Lolcows Anonymous said:
If Erik says he's "an only child since 1984", then, what's this?
"My Brother And I Had Fun Tonight; We Went To Wendy's For Dinner; I Had A #9 While My Brother Had A #2; Wendy's Rules! I Love That Place; Their Fries Are Good As Well As Their Drinks, I Want To Go To Wendy's Again, Their Food Rocks!"
This was a LiveJournal post from Dec. 10, 2006.

Oh, and here's the earliest "Cassie Update" post I found. From Sept. 10, 2006.
"I Am Happy, I Have Great News! Cassie Is Finally Leaving! They Will Be Looking For A Place On The Island Or In Pennsylvania; Everything Will Be Peaceful Again Except For The Dogs. And Cassie Now Is Making Money And Is Again Together With Matt, All I Can Say Now Is "Thank God Cassie Is Leaving" I Will Soon Have Quiet Time On My Computer And As Soon As The Dogs Go Home, I Will Habe A More Quieter Time; And I Will Be 26 In 9 Days; And I Am Going To Hard Rock Cafe Or Planet Hollywood In Atlantic City In November; And I Made More Videos; They Are On http://mghshour.zippyvideos.com." <Don't click that link.

October 20, 2006.
"Cassie Started Work Today; Hopefully She Will Get Out And Finally Be Just Me And My Mom And The Animals; Cassie Better Save Her Money To Rent A House, And Pick Matt Or Oran To Live With And I Had To Pick Up All Her Laundry AGAIN; My Mom Is Mad At Cassie, So Am I; I Can't Take It Anymore! And My Mom Promised Me, She'd Take Me To The Mall When I Get More Money; Cassie Has Enough Clothes; Cassie Curses A Lot"

So, how is it possible that Cassie is his niece, and not his sister?
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I'm convinced both his siblings had moved out by 1984 and that's why he thinks he's an only child now.
 
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Nah, Erik is just a tard posturing with a stupidly disprovable lie for reasons only known to him. It can be anything from a shitty attempt to protect his family to him just being a selfish baby about having siblings that took mommy's time away from him.

It's pretty common for legit speds to lie this shittily.
 
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Adamska said:
It's pretty common for legit speds to lie this shittily.
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Yeah, I know from experience that this is 100% true due to their diminished mental capacity. It's like a little kid lying, except it's an adult. The big question is why he's lying, and I doubt we'll ever know why. I find it interesting that he seems to dislike Cassie in particular though. I wonder if he's so fixated on Penny and Jessica because he sees them as the ideal little sister compared to his sister?
 
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Lolcows Anonymous said:
If Erik says he's "an only child since 1984", then, what's this?
"My Brother And I Had Fun Tonight; We Went To Wendy's For Dinner; I Had A #9 While My Brother Had A #2; Wendy's Rules! I Love That Place; Their Fries Are Good As Well As Their Drinks, I Want To Go To Wendy's Again, Their Food Rocks!"
This was a LiveJournal post from Dec. 10, 2006.

Oh, and here's the earliest "Cassie Update" post I found. From Sept. 10, 2006.
"I Am Happy, I Have Great News! Cassie Is Finally Leaving! They Will Be Looking For A Place On The Island Or In Pennsylvania; Everything Will Be Peaceful Again Except For The Dogs. And Cassie Now Is Making Money And Is Again Together With Matt, All I Can Say Now Is "Thank God Cassie Is Leaving" I Will Soon Have Quiet Time On My Computer And As Soon As The Dogs Go Home, I Will Habe A More Quieter Time; And I Will Be 26 In 9 Days; And I Am Going To Hard Rock Cafe Or Planet Hollywood In Atlantic City In November; And I Made More Videos; They Are On http://mghshour.zippyvideos.com." <Don't click that link.

October 20, 2006.
"Cassie Started Work Today; Hopefully She Will Get Out And Finally Be Just Me And My Mom And The Animals; Cassie Better Save Her Money To Rent A House, And Pick Matt Or Oran To Live With And I Had To Pick Up All Her Laundry AGAIN; My Mom Is Mad At Cassie, So Am I; I Can't Take It Anymore! And My Mom Promised Me, She'd Take Me To The Mall When I Get More Money; Cassie Has Enough Clothes; Cassie Curses A Lot"

So, how is it possible that Cassie is his niece, and not his sister?
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He's probably trying to pretend she doesn't exist in the worst way possible. And maybe the brother in question is his older brother?
 
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MysticMisty said:
I can't imagine how awkward holidays are for this family. If Cassie and her family finally moved out does Erik throw fits when they visit on holidays? If his mom wants to go to Cassie's instead does he throw a tantrum and refuse to go? What are his table manners like? I have a general idea of how he interrupts regular conversation with his random statements of random autistic shit. It must be awkward as fuck for the kids (and everybody really) whenever Erik goes off about obscure old cartoons that haven't aired since the 80's and, in the case of the kids, they wouldn't even know about otherwise.
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I've actually encountered "interrupts regular conversations for random shit no one cares about" cows IRL a few times. Let me tell you I really feel bad for people who have to deal with Erik.
 
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