Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I know some kiwis will disagree but #I'mWithHer on Thanksgiving. What kind of faggot won't have some green bean casserole, like seriously. It's just one meal. And is she supposed to make all these healthy alternatives for herself while Rickie is in the kitchen making the holiday meal for everyone else? That's not even practical.

Amber's problem is her hundreds of other meals, not her Thanksgiving meal.
I dont care if she eats green bean casserole(I think it's gross)--she's 500 lbs and even if she was eating "healthy" it doesnt matter because she wouldnt ever stick to it.

What's funny to me is how aggressive and defensive she's getting about it. She said she was gonna eat, and we know she will, but she's trying to obfuscate it, claiming she's going to eat mostly turkey and green bean casserole (ostensibly because those are "healthy") when there's ALL this other food.

She didnt have to answer that question. I mean it's a tricky question for someone like her to answer gracefully and we know she cant control the Binge Monster. It would be like if someone asked if she was gonna eat a bunch of candy on Halloween and she said "No, I dont like candy or sweets" even though there have been times where she casually admitted to eating 6 Reese's Big Cups.

It's a holiday where 90% of people say they are looking forward to the food (Some people dont like or do everything on the "Traditional Spread" and everybody seems to have their own traditions) and look forward to eating a lot and its socially acceptable, but because she put up a Burger King mukbang the day before and argued with her followers over it, she's having to deal with backlash and defend herself.

At this point the humor is in watching her deny it and try to get smug with people or be pedantic over technicalities like "Well I didnt eat a burger, nuggets and fries..... ?" when that lady tweeted at her to eat less fast food. Or saying "you dont need drugs to survive" when someone said Becky was enabling her by taking her out to eat all the time.

It's funny to laugh at her delusion. She'll do "what I eat in a day" videos and it's like some carrots and broccoli and lean turkey breast, then the next video is "spaghetti mukbang". It's just ridiculous, and funny. She's 500 lbs, people can see it and assume at least how much she eats. She's not good at pulling the wool over people's eyes but damn does she try.
 
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She said she was gonna eat, and we know she will, but she's trying to obfuscate it, claiming she's going to eat mostly turkey and green bean casserole (ostensibly because those are "healthy") when there's ALL this other food.
I don't know how many people came over, but according to Eric's vlog today, they were going to be having: SIX different pies and cakes (including one called a "jello cake"), 2 dozen deviled eggs, 2 different kinds of casseroles, Turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, macaroni salad and whatever else Becky's family was bringing over.

There's no way Amber is sticking to green beans and turkey, and unless there's an actual small army coming the Binge Monster is gonna be alone with tons of food and probably 3 pies tonight.
Rickie spent all day cooking and I feel bad for him if he wakes up tomorrow thinking he's going to get a turkey sandwich.
 
I've said this before but it is a medical fact that she could eat no food for over a year without dying. Her claim that she "needs to eat to survive" would take 13 to 14 months to have any veracity. She has almost sixteen million calories in fat reserves.
I did find record of a guy who didn't eat for a year, he lost about 400 lbs if memory serves me. He still took vitamin and mineral supplements and was medically supervised.
 
I don't know how many people came over, but according to Eric's vlog today, they were going to be having: SIX different pies and cakes (including one called a "jello cake"), 2 dozen deviled eggs, 2 different kinds of casseroles, Turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, macaroni salad and whatever else Becky's family was bringing over.

There's no way Amber is sticking to green beans and turkey, and unless there's an actual small army coming the Binge Monster is gonna be alone with tons of food and probably 3 pies tonight.
Rickie spent all day cooking and I feel bad for him if he wakes up tomorrow thinking he's going to get a turkey sandwich.
Of course Rickie did the cooking. Of fucking course. 40 hours at the slaughterhouse this week and he has to come home and cook for 10 people, most of whom eat several times what a normal person would. He'll have to do all the other chores as well. You really know how to pick 'em, Rickie.
 
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I'm a community nurse that works with marginalized populations like those who are homeless and/or struggle with addiction issues. In an instagram question ("If someone brought drugs to a drug addict is it considered enabling"), Amberlynn replied with "..you don't need drugs to survive last I checked. But what do I know". I tried to explain to her that those who are addicted to drugs actually do depend on it as going into withdrawal is serious. Anyways, she completely missed the point and just was a dumb ignorant bitch!!!!!!
Don't feel bad, Amber is a fucking retard so when you used a big scary word she's never seen before her brain just shut down. If she understood the word 'physiology' meant she'd probably would had argued with you all night, make some salty snaps, or worst; understood your point and twist it to make a new excuse to be fat.
 
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I'm a community nurse that works with marginalized populations like those who are homeless and/or struggle with addiction issues. In an instagram question ("If someone brought drugs to a drug addict is it considered enabling"), Amberlynn replied with "..you don't need drugs to survive last I checked. But what do I know". I tried to explain to her that those who are addicted to drugs actually do depend on it as going into withdrawal is serious. Anyways, she completely missed the point and just was a dumb ignorant bitch!!!!!!

I'll take my A-Logs like a big girl. This pisses me off to no end. Does this bitch not realize that people truly physically dependent on certain drugs can DIE if their withdrawals are not medically supervised? Triggered indeed. Grrrr!
 
I saw a documentary on those Thai boys stuck in the cave. Before they found them, the experts were worried about food and water intake. A body can go 3-4 days without water, and they weren’t sure they had clean water. They can go up to a month without food, but experts were super worried because the boys were small size (80-100 lbs) and they were afraid they’d start to weaken after 7 days. They found them all alive after 10 days.

There was an obese person who weighed 456 who went 382 days without eating.

Amber can go a long time without food. She doesn’t want to. She’s convinced herself, like every obeast, that food is something she can’t do without for even a few hours. Delusion and denial. She doesn’t want to hear about anybody else’s problems either.

So good, let her eat a thousand calories every two hours and 300 calorie meals twice a day. More fun for us. Those Thai kids will do a lot more good in the world that this consumerist slob ever will.
 
Autistic Weight Gain Watch:

Jan: 488.6
Feb: 476.2 (-12.4)
March: 482.2 (+6)
April: 500.6 (+18.4)
May: 508.6 (+ 8 )
June: -
July: 522 (+13.4)
Aug: 525.4 (+3.4)
Sept: -
Oct: -
4th Nov: 551 (+25.6)

Total gain since January: 62.4lbs

Jesus fucking Christ on a bike Amber, get your shit together. That’s beyond comprehension.

So almost 50lb from the 62lb is just from the past 5-6 months. She is gaining faster and faster now that she is nearly bedbound. Yep I bet she will be close to 600lb or over by January. I bet she is at least 560lb at this point.
 
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