"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

    Votes: 226 36.6%
  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction 😭😭😭😭😭

    Votes: 391 63.4%

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Maybe one day Jim will return to form, but if not at least @Null seems willing to take up the torch. I've been enjoying his recent lolcow streams and hope they become a regular thing.

I like Null's streams but Null isn't on the same level as Jim when it comes to making content. There is no substitute for a good Jim video.

Something about Metokur's delivery is very hard to imitate successfully. Oddly enough on the last Killstream there was a caller (go figure) that was actually very successful at pulling off the same style of delivery as Jim. So I guess it's not impossible. To that end, Null should keep doing what he's doing because he has his own charm and will continue to grow and develop. He seems smart enough to attempt to make his own thing, rather than try to ape others' material.
 
I think Jim might actually be focusing on making new content. Maybe he's doing a video on the fallout from the Shadilay Strangler, or catching up on the old stuff while he's temporarily not allowed to post on Twitter.

Or he's silently raging over how Sargon sniped his pick for the stream.me name.

Or he's finally tipped his liver.
 
I like Null's streams but Null isn't on the same level as Jim when it comes to making content. There is no substitute for a good Jim video.

Something about Metokur's delivery is very hard to imitate successfully. Oddly enough on the last Killstream there was a caller (go figure) that was actually very successful at pulling off the same style of delivery as Jim. So I guess it's not impossible.

Realistically, most of Jim's charm comes from:
1) being an ultimate oldfag (at least re: image board culture)
2) dripping pure sarcasm at every turn
3) Dat voice, brought to you by Camel cigarettes

Point 2 is much easier to imitate long-term, and the difficulty in imitating point 1 is what prevents true competition.

Also, I don't mind Null, but he kind of sounds like a crying Jew.
 
The other times he's been temp banned from social media, he's used it to take a break since he knows he gets a bit addicted to shitposting there.

My guess is that he just took a prolonged Thanksgiving break tbh.



Edit: Null is fine, as long as he isn't sobbing over the ending of French Lesbian Simulators.
 
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Jim has already stated that he promised nothing for his patreons. I don't know if he really needs the money. I don't much care, but Sargon and the Skeptics have already burned themselves to the ground much faster than Jim ever could have. Dunno what Jim is going to do now.

Get back to the freaks. There are plenty of them out there. The Puppy play community is one ripe for looking at and laughing at. Just look at the silicon balls story. I also know of a story IRL of another puppy play guy who ripped off a student union for $200,000 including spending the entirety of the LGBT+ budget in sex toys, porn and gay camwhores on himself. I remember there was a video developer, aboriginal guy, who works for naughty dog who's way into it and always makes a complete ass of himself. They're a community of psuedo-furry BDSM degenerates who always over-react and drama whore who've yet to have anyone take a deep look into how god damned exceptional they are as individuals and as a group. And they're not the only group out there like that. The sooner the skeptics get over their being told to "Fuck off, not your personal army" the sooner Jim can get back to where he's best, needling those who take their fetishes way too seriously and laughing at the resulting histrionics.
 
Edit: Null is fine, as long as he isn't sobbing over the ending of French Lesbian Simulators.
I thought it was funny and karmic to see @Null getting cucked by David Cage and the nation of France for bullyciding a good Christian girl so he could have an anti-climactic kiss with a chick that looks like the unholy lovechild of Tonkasaw and Zoe Quinn.
 
Is Jim losing a lot of patreon cash?
He used to get 4,9k+ or am I mistaken?

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I think Jim has gone the way of valve software. People want half life 3, but it would not be profitable as just running steam. For Jim getting superchats from livestreams is just a better way to spend energy.
He literally said on Twitter he is busy playing games on his new laptop. Jim is never on time. I don't know why you guys find this surprising.
 
Or he's silently raging over how Sargon sniped his pick for the stream.me name.

I don't think he ever intended to use either of the names he put in that Twitter poll. That being said, Ralph has said that the guys behind stream.me will give Jim whatever name he wants. I have no doubt they will give him MisterMetokur if he wants it. Someone is squatting on that one too. Potentially piss off one squatter to bring in 10,000+ new users? Kind of a no brainer.
 
No he has never made that much, highest was $4,403 which he hit oct 27th why it went up I have no idea, but $3700 seems to be his normal about of money for most of this year, worth nothing he has only lost 18ish patreons from that date, so those must have been 18 big pay pigs for it to go down that much.

https://graphtreon.com/creator/MisterMetokur


Also everyone sees how much money he makes from superchats. He once said that one stream made him enough money to pay for his future children's tuition lol.

So my guess is that people don't see the need to support him on patreon when they can send a superchat that'll get them their daddy Jim's attention for a few seconds. And he just financially doesn't need that patreon welfare aymore
 
Also everyone sees how much money he makes from superchats. He once said that one stream made him enough money to pay for his future children's tuition lol.

So my guess is that people don't see the need to support him on patreon when they can send a superchat that'll get them their daddy Jim's attention for a few seconds. And he just financially doesn't need that patreon welfare aymore
his future children will be half potatonigger and half asian, half of them will be to stupid for high school and the other half will get into college for free(irish count as black for AA, right?)
 
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