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It's time to merge her.
Oh... Oh no
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Things I'm thankful for:

  • Not being Chris
  • Having people to spend the holiday with
  • Not being alone
  • Having income
  • 'murica
  • Beer
  • Surviving dimensional merge
  • Being less autistic than Chris
  • The Farms
  • Not being Chris
  • Barb isn't my fuck toy
  • Not having been murdered by someone shoving saline into my balls
  • Knowing how to cook
  • Not being Chris, did I say this already?
Happy Thanksgiving Farm Fam.
 
Did I dream it or did someone at some point photoshop Chris' face onto the cover for Kuso Miso Technique? It's the classic photo of young, innocent Chris staring autistically vacantly into space surrounded by toys and wearing the ol' original shirt. I have this image in my head of that face lovingly pillowed on a pair of pert manga buttocks
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but I can't find it on the cwicki and it's annoying me. Did I just imagine it??

Yeah, someone did. It's on the CWCki somewhere, maybe on the article about homosexuality. It's labeled as something like "How I Fell Off the Straight Path and Into a Love Story as Un-Straight as My Duck, a memoir by Christian Weston Chandler" or something like that.
 
I wish some role player would tell Chris that Magi-Chan was traveling through space and alternate dimensions when he found an Organic Substance and ate it without identifying it, causing his face to melt.

Would Chris still love his "hubby?"
 
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I ended up going to a Golden Corral for the first time with a bunch of family members a few hours ago. It wasn't as terrible as I expected (food-wise, at least), but I can definitely see how it appeals to Chorb types.

It's not really that bad. As places that serve a shit-ton of mediocre food go it is tolerable. I prefer something like a chain steakhouse with a big salad bar for that kind of thing, though. GC has a reputation for being excessively salmonella-y which is probably not unearned.

It's sort of the redneck equivalent of those nasty ass Chinese buffets, which also range from the high end of mediocre to horrifying.
 
It's not really that bad. As places that serve a shit-ton of mediocre food go it is tolerable. I prefer something like a chain steakhouse with a big salad bar for that kind of thing, though. GC has a reputation for being excessively salmonella-y which is probably not unearned.

It's sort of the redneck equivalent of those nasty ass Chinese buffets, which also range from the high end of mediocre to horrifying.
I know the feeling, yet my folks had been CG goers for years, before that, Old Country Buffet.
 
I'm thankful to know I'm not the only person who enjoys obsessing over Chris Chan an
I ended up going to a Golden Corral for the first time with a bunch of family members a few hours ago. It wasn't as terrible as I expected (food-wise, at least), but I can definitely see how it appeals to Chorb types.

Golden Corral is the Walmart of restaurants. Being around the patrons is the hard part. Despite liking the food I haven't been there in at least 15 years.
 
I ended up going to a Golden Corral for the first time with a bunch of family members a few hours ago. It wasn't as terrible as I expected (food-wise, at least), but I can definitely see how it appeals to Chorb types.
Golden Corral is disgusting. Their food is on par with microwaveable dinner. In fact I'd probably be more likely to heat up a frozen Marie Callender meal before subjecting myself to it. At least I wouldn't be surrounded by hillbillies that consider Golden Corral "dining out".
 
@Marvin , was there another set of idea guys between Wise and Boyd and the teen troon squad? I haven’t been following CWC that closely and if there’s a summary of all this nonsense somewhere I would really appreciate it.
 
@Marvin , was there another set of idea guys between Wise and Boyd and the teen troon squad? I haven’t been following CWC that closely and if there’s a summary of all this nonsense somewhere I would really appreciate it.

All trolls were Idea Guys
 
@Marvin , was there another set of idea guys between Wise and Boyd and the teen troon squad? I haven’t been following CWC that closely and if there’s a summary of all this nonsense somewhere I would really appreciate it.
No.

So, first there was Idea Guy 1. That was at least Wise, maybe Boyd and the others, we don't know. Then Wise got doxed on here. He came blubbering to me in a PM about how he could fix things. I suggested that, maybe if he dropped everything he had, and he promised to fuck off, the mods might be sympathetic. (I didn't think it'd actually work, but I felt bad for the kid. I thought he just got in over his head.)

Anyway, his dox wasn't taken down, but he did fuck off for a bit. Things quieted down for a bit. Then Chris started acting squirrely again. We thought that someone else had gotten in with him with the same approach. Surely Wise wouldn't have been dumb enough to start things back up again. We called this Idea Guy 2.

Then someone came to me with info that Chris might be getting extorted for money. We investigated and got access to Chris' discord. I scraped all his messages (turns out discord's API makes this unnecessarily difficult to automate, but I managed to get it to work).

Turns out Idea Guy 2 was: Wise, Boyd, some Canadian we haven't managed to dox, and some twink from China. Wise and Boyd received the majority of the vidya/money from Chris, if not all of it. The Canadian posted a bit, but he noped out of the situation pretty quickly. Same thing with the twink, although he's interesting because Wise and him would sexually roleplay together sometimes. Nigga's gay. (Also also into weird cartoon fetishes.)

Idea Guy 1 is the same as Idea Guy 2. (Or, at least Wise was there for both of them. Not sure about the others.)

Idea Guy 3 is unknown. Possibly Chris' IRL tumblr friends. Possibly not.
 
Hey @Marvin, you have said before that Chris is on the HRT. I trust you and your sources (that he's been prescribed it), but does he actually take it properly? Reason I ask is because he still has such thick stubble on his face all the time, even more so than I do as a True and Honest JERK.

Obviously we all just recently saw his tits, but that's not a huge change over what they were before all the tomgirl stuff started. I know next to nothing on the process, I just figured we would see some sort of feminine physical changes to him.
 
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