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The issue of Barb's will was brought up a few pages ago, Barb does have one, the cats inherit it all, and Chris is put on a meager allowance as long as he cares for them
 
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Chris bought his powder from sephora, but his other products from that video were drugstore. He used milani eyeshadow, maybelleine primer, and revlon lipstick. I have that vid seared into memory.

Has he stopped wearing makeup? I only notice that he still paints his nails.
 
"Down to where? All that is down is only the floor."

Even with him being both autistic and stupid, I'm actually surprised Chris didn't realize how dumb that line was.
 
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ChurchOfGodBear said:
"Down to where? All that is down is only the floor."

Even with him being both autistic and stupid, I'm actually surprised Chris didn't realize how dumb that line was.
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Perhaps he took that old dad joke of replying to "what's up" with "the sky" and reversed it to "what's down? the floor". Then he sat back and thought to himself, "That's GOLD, JERRY! GOLD!" and made a note of it, butchering the wording in the process because he's Chris.

Another random thought, so as not to double post; does Chris think trolls have some real physical presence, like a central hub of trolling? He obviously believes them to be far more powerful than they are, as evidenced by his portrayal of 4_cent_garbage, and him believing that the trolls had $9001 to just give away to anyone who destroys his PS3. I reckon Chris sees trolling as an organisation with a huge skyline building somewhere in America, where Clyde, BlueSpike, Alec, Thorg, Jack Thaddeus and everyone else sat around the big table and discussed how to screw with him.
 
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DAS IST MEIN HAUS said:
Another random thought, so as not to double post; does Chris think trolls have some real physical presence, like a central hub of trolling? He obviously believes them to be far more powerful than they are, as evidenced by his portrayal of 4_cent_garbage, and him believing that the trolls had $9001 to just give away to anyone who destroys his PS3. I reckon Chris sees trolling as an organisation with a huge skyline building somewhere in America, where Clyde, BlueSpike, Alec, Thorg, Jack Thaddeus and everyone else sat around the big table and discussed how to screw with him.
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I would suggest you don't bring that up again. It's a little close to home to be talked about in such a public way.
 
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DAS IST MEIN HAUS said:
Another random thought, so as not to double post; does Chris think trolls have some real physical presence, like a central hub of trolling? He obviously believes them to be far more powerful than they are, as evidenced by his portrayal of 4_cent_garbage, and him believing that the trolls had $9001 to just give away to anyone who destroys his PS3. I reckon Chris sees trolling as an organisation with a huge skyline building somewhere in America, where Clyde, BlueSpike, Alec, Thorg, Jack Thaddeus and everyone else sat around the big table and discussed how to screw with him.
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That all depends: did he understand that the pickleman just put on the suit to screw with him? Or did really believe that somewhere out in the world, there was a man who spent all his time literally wearing a pickle suit, independent of the trolling? Like one of the trolls just happened to be a 24/7 pickle lifestylist?
 
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DAS IST MEIN HAUS said:
Perhaps he took that old dad joke of replying to "what's up" with "the sky" and reversed it to "what's down? the floor". Then he sat back and thought to himself, "That's GOLD, JERRY! GOLD!" and made a note of it, butchering the wording in the process because he's Chris.

Another random thought, so as not to double post; does Chris think trolls have some real physical presence, like a central hub of trolling? He obviously believes them to be far more powerful than they are, as evidenced by his portrayal of 4_cent_garbage, and him believing that the trolls had $9001 to just give away to anyone who destroys his PS3. I reckon Chris sees trolling as an organisation with a huge skyline building somewhere in America, where Clyde, BlueSpike, Alec, Thorg, Jack Thaddeus and everyone else sat around the big table and discussed how to screw with him.
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Well, if it is anywhere it must be in Virginia, most likely in Greene County. Think about it, all the trolls must be locals that got stirred up by Mimms and Lucas or the Mastermind himself: Snyder. They got helped by the Green County Conspiracy, who not only paid the realtors to make it impossible to sell BC14, they must also have given lodging to the trolls.
 
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That all depends: did he understand that the pickleman just put on the suit to screw with him? Or did really believe that somewhere out in the world, there was a man who spent all his time literally wearing a pickle suit, independent of the trolling? Like one of the trolls just happened to be a 24/7 pickle lifestylist?
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Take a look at some of the threads in Lolcows, and the antics of Jace and his crew, and tell yourself there aren't 24/7 pickle lifestylists.
 
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But Jace, Tyce, Eli and most of the others aren't trolled by picklemen, they're their own picklemen. Chris is unique in that he is trolled irl by ppl who go beyond calls, videos, and mail to actually travel whatever distance they have to, in order to meet, spy on, and talk to him in person, or get "content", in order to fuck with him. The church audio, the drive-by pics, the high school papers, Kacey, and Catherine are examples of this kind of behavior.

Chris recognized the guy in the pickle suit. He could have doxxed him if he'd rly wanted to.
 
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But Jace, Tyce, Eli and most of the others aren't trolled by picklemen, they're their own picklemen. Chris is unique in that he is trolled irl by ppl who go beyond calls, videos, and mail to actually travel whatever distance they have to, in order to meet, spy on, and talk to him in person, or get "content", in order to fuck with him. The church audio, the drive-by pics, the high school papers, Kacey, and Catherine are examples of this kind of behavior.

Chris recognized the guy in the pickle suit. He could have doxxed him if he'd rly wanted to.
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I was more going for the fact that a 24/7 pickle lifestylist with an interest in Chris isn't so far-fetched when you consider the plethora of surreal people known to exist.
 
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That all depends: did he understand that the pickleman just put on the suit to screw with him? Or did really believe that somewhere out in the world, there was a man who spent all his time literally wearing a pickle suit, independent of the trolling? Like one of the trolls just happened to be a 24/7 pickle lifestylist?
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That isn't how Marvin dresses 24/7?
 
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sparklemilhouse said:
Chris bought his powder from sephora, but his other products from that video were drugstore. He used milani eyeshadow, maybelleine primer, and revlon lipstick. I have that vid seared into memory.

Has he stopped wearing makeup? I only notice that he still paints his nails.
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Wow I couldn't make out any of the things @.@
He still wears it when he wants to take selfies but I don't think he uses it on the daily .-.
 
How did Chris go from fearing physical pain of any sort to getting that piercing, that would daunt even the staunchest of men?
 
DAS IST MEIN HAUS said:
I'm rather annoyed that Chris got so much out of drinking Coke. A decade and a half of religiously consuming Coke, and I didn't get any reward other than an acne-scarred face and an inability to keep a sleep schedule.
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If it's any consolation, Chris also got an acne-scarred face and an inability to keep a sleep schedule.
 
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