Careercow Narcissa Wright / Cosmo Wright - Former speedrunner tumbling down

Suicide when?

  • When he runs out of money.

    Votes: 2,399 58.4%

  • Never.

    Votes: 826 20.1%

  • >2 years

    Votes: 883 21.5%
  • Total voters
    4,107
SpaceQuakes said:
IT DIDN’T NEED TO COME DOWN TO THIS COSMO WE CAN STILL SAVE YOU FROM THE DEMON INSIDE YOU.
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Why are people downvoting this? Accusing people of being possessed by demons in RED ALL CAPS UNDERLINED BOLD TEXT is the sort of lunacy exceptional content I come to here to see.

GhostButt said:
Soylent is just enough of a nutrient drip that even a creature that can't do dishes or go out in public can suckle away in it's nest and keep alive.
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I'd say it was dysgenic but he's already sterilised himself.
 
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Gustav Schuchardt said:
I think the soy means he can't really feel Wrath anymore.
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I dunno, I still feel that there is the potential for an intense sperg destruction moment. I imagine it could be set off by accidentally opening the blinds to sunlight. I mean, we’re prsctically watching him turn into the creatures from The Descent live
 
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You know how employers usually Google their employee's name when they are considering hiring them?

Yeah, about that...

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Also worth noting: the John Numbers callout, followed by hack frauds Todd Rogers and Billy Mitchell, and the Kiwi Farms Youtube video being the very second video result in this image.

I'm also genuinely surprised that Cosmo is almost 30 years old.
 
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I just realized something. Cosmo wants to pick up competitive Smash. John Numbers is already the established best Wii Fit Trainer player in Smash, and will undoubtedly be a competitor in Ultimate.

Last time the two went head to head, Cosmo lost and became a literal goblin. What would a second encounter with Numbers in a game Cosmo intends to use as his livelihood do to him?
 
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_01 said:
Last time the two went head to head, Cosmo lost and became a literal goblin. What would a second encounter with Numbers in a game Cosmo intends to use as his livelihood do to him?
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He would turn into a two foot tall little monster, literally turn green and start screeching incoherently.

I want to see that so much.

Imagine owning someone so hard at vidya that they literally chopped their cock off and turned into a nocturnal goblin.
 
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Sexy Potoo said:
Can we exorcise tyrannyism out of someone like a demon? Do we need to get a young priest and an old priest?
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you mean trannyism, no you cant its irreversible

Saint Regret said:
NW is looking for work? Well, we always need construction workers.

/sarcasm.
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Built for heavy lifting, look at the irion he can pump.

Jhon Connor said:
https://www.twitch.tv/nw_smash_account_ffffffff
back to twitch, with discord only chat I think
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That'll be gone by the the end of next week if hes active at all, the only thing Twitch seems to stick to nowadays is keeping people off that they perma.
 
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