Carl Benjamin / Sargon of Akkad / Akkad Daily / The Thinkery / @not_sargon / @WarPlanPurple - Leader of the "Liberalists" & Droning Pseudo-Intellectual Boomer anti-SJW Activist, Applebees Waiter, Mass Shooter Whiteknight

Would you rape Jess Phillips


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I wanna change my vote. It's Kristi Winters, prodding us to keep digging and stress testing the theory until it's solid enough for her to use to shame Carl off of the internet the next time he goes slumming on her stream

Points in my favor:

1. Prior gay ops history through ed
2. It would be absolutely hilarious

That's a nice plot twist, I like it. I'm personally betting TheGuardian or whatever he calls himself these days.
 
Admitting you know how much a fursuit costs unfortunately doesn't narrow down the Capo choice by much.



As a leading proponent of Shitrat Omnipotence Theory I'd be happy if it was him. It's not though.

Speaking of Shitrat, this is interesting:

https://twitter.com/not_sargon/status/1067537391190228997

Does Carl have the account back or is this some sort of inception style red herring? Or are they both fucking idiots and I overthought that?

I see your point. I mainly wanted to get it on the record that they're all gay homosexuals

In light of recent revelations, I figured this needs a bump
 
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I wanna change my vote. It's Kristi Winters, prodding us to keep digging and stress testing the theory until it's solid enough for her to use to shame Carl off of the internet the next time he goes slumming on her stream

Points in my favor:

1. Prior gay ops history through ed
2. It would be absolutely hilarious

Part of me thinks it would be marvellous if the whole Second Life/trigon coming to Kiwi Farms to defend Sargon rile us up thing was something Kirsti and Kevin Logan invented to fuck with Sargon during a five hour stream where they both consumed an extremely fortuitous mix of drugs where you were just sick enough enough to invent an Op as Gay as this but just sober enough to be able to implement it.

I.e. it's one of those overly complex ideas you invent wasted out of your gourd but in this case they actually did it, the absolute madpersons.

You'd probably need a team of highly skilled anaesthetists, junkies and junky anaesthetists on hand to do something like this though, with a collection of drugs that would make Hunter S Thompson jealous.
 
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I think the trigon thing is getting overthunked a bit, its probably just a shit stirrer from the skeptic camp who got some info from the Kumite camp. We can tell this because they are dropping dirt on Tonka who is supposed to be an ally, and supposedly has more. The other clue is when I brought up that skeptics are getting increasingly in favor of deplatforming they defaulted back to the skeptic talking point about Andy encouraging flagging (which is not comparable imo).
And I doubt its one of the ecelebs, mainly because Tonka is still chummy with them as far as I know so it would fuck with their ops/interests.
 
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edit: apparently it's also associated with his instagram (not 100% sure)
 
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In regards to the f-list profiles, I glanced over them and they appear to belong to the same account - if you look at the "last online" time, they match for both profiles, which is almost always a dead giveaway (yes, I use f-list). So, I doubt the Sargon character is actually Sargon's, and that suggests the SL characters probably belong to the same person too, although I have absolutely no idea how SL actually works.

Vee larping as Sargon during sex? Possible, but is there any proof they even knew each other that far back?
 
In regards to the f-list profiles, I glanced over them and they appear to belong to the same account - if you look at the "last online" time, they match for both profiles, which is almost always a dead giveaway (yes, I use f-list). So, I doubt the Sargon character is actually Sargon's, and that suggests the SL characters probably belong to the same person too, although I have absolutely no idea how SL actually works.

Vee larping as Sargon during sex? Possible, but is there any proof they even knew each other that far back?

Might explain why the reports are that they mostly just stand around in SL
 
In regards to the f-list profiles, I glanced over them and they appear to belong to the same account - if you look at the "last online" time, they match for both profiles, which is almost always a dead giveaway (yes, I use f-list). So, I doubt the Sargon character is actually Sargon's, and that suggests the SL characters probably belong to the same person too, although I have absolutely no idea how SL actually works.

Vee larping as Sargon during sex? Possible, but is there any proof they even knew each other that far back?

If it's Vee on both accounts, that's even weirder. Imagine Vee taking the time to write out a fan page of Sargon with all his distinct kinks, going into pain-staking detail. Is this what Vee wishes his daddy was secretly into? I'm rooting for this theory to be true.

However, the writing on Sargon's F-list just sounds more like Sargon than Vee, especially with all the stepfather-related kinks.
 
I find it hard to believe that Sargoin has no baggage. A majority of septics so far have either been a cuck/deviant/furry.

If it's Vee on both accounts, that's even weirder. Imagine Vee taking the time to write out a fan page of Sargon with all his distinct kinks, going into pain-staking detail. Is this what Vee wishes his daddy was secretly into? I'm rooting for this theory to be true.

However, the writing on Sargon's F-list just sounds more like Sargon than Vee, especially with all the stepfather-related kinks.
Nothing on those flists since the reveal last week can be trusted at all. Gotta look at the archives
 
If it's Vee on both accounts, that's even weirder. Imagine Vee taking the time to write out a fan page of Sargon with all his distinct kinks, going into pain-staking detail. Is this what Vee wishes his daddy was secretly into? I'm rooting for this theory to be true.

However, the writing on Sargon's F-list just sounds more like Sargon than Vee, especially with all the stepfather-related kinks.
You know, even if all of it bullshit and the F-list and SL accounts aren't Sargon and Vee. How fucking strange is it that two people probably miles upon miles away from each other are fucking each other in degenerate internet sex dungeons that happen to have a dynamic that matches Vee and Sargon's?
If this really is just one massive coincidence then I will unironically convert to esoteric kekism, because meme magic is the only fucking way any of this makes sense.
 
From the Vee thread:


Well... Vee just guaranteed that Killstream isn't gonna get bored of Sargon drama anytime soon, and he sure doesn't know how ask himself "am I about to say something exploitable?"

edit: oh god, I just got to the part where Vee complains about having to hear about "Sargon's stupid plans daily"
 
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