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Marvin said:
Yeah, Chris is pretty spergy about showering and cleaning himself.
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I can't find the source, but I remember one of the @LoveYouLongTime emails (I think) where he brags about stretching his duck into his own butt. He said he tried it after showering but puzzlingly added that he took it out because "it was really smelly in there"... After showering? Maybe he doesn't know how to properly do it, as stupid as it sounds.

(Pretty funny how on the same email he gave her permission to divulge to her female friends such an :horrifying: tale of lonely manchildren, flaccid cocks and unwashed butts thinking it would be a pussy magnet.)
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
I can't find the source, but I remember one of the @LoveYouLongTime emails (I think) where he brags about stretching his duck into his own butt. He said he tried it after showering but puzzlingly added that he took it out because "it was really smelly in there"... After showering? Maybe he doesn't know how to properly do it, as stupid as it sounds.

(Pretty funny how on the same email he gave her permission to divulge to her female friends such an :horrifying: tale of a lonely manchilds, flaccid cocks and unwashed butts thinking it would be a pussy magnet.)
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No, he was talking about his actual asshole. He stuck his dickhead into his actual asshole (could give himself another UTI) and yeah, he was bragging about how stretching a flaccid cock like it's chewing gum is totally an indication of its actual functional erect size.
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
I can't find the source, but I remember one of the @LoveYouLongTime emails (I think) where he brags about stretching his duck into his own butt. He said he tried it after showering but puzzlingly added that he took it out because "it was really smelly in there"... After showering? Maybe he doesn't know how to properly do it, as stupid as it sounds.

(Pretty funny how on the same email he gave her permission to divulge to her female friends such an :horrifying: tale of a lonely manchilds, flaccid cocks and unwashed butts thinking it would be a pussy magnet.)
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Things I prefer not to remember but fondly look back on when Chris actually said some hilarious shit on his own accord.
 
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Marvin said:
No, he was talking about his actual asshole. He stuck his dickhead into his actual asshole (could give himself another UTI) and yeah, he was bragging about how stretching a flaccid cock like it's chewing gum is totally an indication of its actual functional erect size.
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Hey, wtf was up with Chris and getting UTIs? It's not unheard of for men to get UTIs but it's pretty difficult unless you're fucking a pile of shit. Chris went to the doctor on like 2 separate occasions for them.
 
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zap2theextreme said:
Hey, wtf was up with Chris and getting UTIs? It's not unheard of for men to get UTIs but it's pretty difficult unless you're fucking a pile of shit. Chris went to the doctor on like 2 separate occasions for them.
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Chris treats his dick like a rental car with full coverage.
 
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zap2theextreme said:
Hey, wtf was up with Chris and getting UTIs? It's not unheard of for men to get UTIs but it's pretty difficult unless you're fucking a pile of shit. Chris went to the doctor on like 2 separate occasions for them.
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He also shits himself and is just filthy in general and is always doing weird, fucked up stuff to his junk.
 
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The UTIs might be an autism thing like his incontinence. He could not be receiving or interpretting signals from his bladder to empty it often enough.
 
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Marvin said:
No, he was talking about his actual asshole. He stuck his dickhead into his actual asshole (could give himself another UTI) and yeah, he was bragging about how stretching a flaccid cock like it's chewing gum is totally an indication of its actual functional erect size.
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Maybe he got the foreskin in there but his actual dick? I call bullshit on that. We already know he's not sporting a Mandingo dong to even get it there.
 
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TrunksFromDragonballGT said:
Maybe he got the foreskin in there but his actual dick? I call bullshit on that. We already know he's not sporting a Mandingo dong to even get it there.
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Chris is American, he's circumcised.

But either way, an average length dick can be stretched to someone's butthole. Dicks are spongy and flexible. It's just a stupid thing to do unless you're 4 years old, but also somehow tainted with decades of warped interpretations of sex and pornography.
 
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Marvin said:
Chris is American, he's circumcised.

But either way, an average length dick can be stretched to someone's butthole. Dicks are spongy and flexible. It's just a stupid thing to do unless you're 4 years old, but also somehow tainted with decades of warped interpretations of sex and pornography.
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...How would you even know that?
 
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