Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Hrothgar]

Yeah, fostered and adopted kids are covered by Medicaid. The biggest problem currently is finding a dentist that accepts it. Not sure if that held true when Amber was a calf.

 

[Twinkie]

There are tons of dentists that accept medicaid, especially for children. Does it cover veneers and zoom bleaching? No but regular checkups/cleanings are covered as well as emergency root canals and more. I know because I get those fucking dentist ads with my junk mail all the time and they always say they accept medicaid/medicare.

People don't understand that when you're a ward of the state, the state wants to take care of you because they are liable for you. It's not hard to believe that Amberlynn had good dental care when she was a kid. The absurd thing is that she believes since she saw a dentist 10 years ago she's fine now.

 

[smallmilk]

Amber posted on her community tab requesting people to leave questions for her to answer in an upcoming vlog

It's going as well as expected

 

[Turd Blossom]

Amber posted on her community tab requesting people to leave questions for her to answer in an upcoming vlog
It's going as well as expected

Thought I'd screencap the top questions for posterity. I'll be impressed if she actually tackles some of these, but lezbereal, it will be a combination of "You're so pretty", "What's your favorite color?" and perhaps an ignorant question or two thrown in to make the haydurs look like dumb assholes.

 

[Strine]

There are tons of dentists that accept medicaid, especially for children. Does it cover veneers and zoom bleaching? No but regular checkups/cleanings are covered as well as emergency root canals and more. I know because I get those fucking dentist ads with my junk mail all the time and they always say they accept medicaid/medicare.

People don't understand that when you're a ward of the state, the state wants to take care of you because they are liable for you. It's not hard to believe that Amberlynn had good dental care when she was a kid. The absurd thing is that she believes since she saw a dentist 10 years ago she's fine now.

She says she got all her cavities taken care of when she was 18. What a beautiful Amberism. Meanwhile her teefs are migrating to the right.

Thought I'd screencap the top questions for posterity. I'll be impressed if she actually tackles some of these, but lezbereal, it will be a combination of "You're so pretty", "What's your favorite color?" and perhaps an ignorant question or two thrown in to make the haydurs look like dumb assholes.
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She's so transparent with that shit. One of these days she'll mysteriously receive a question like "just wanted to ask how someone can find the time to be so beautiful and non-diabetic when they definitely spend all my time drinking water and trimming my dog's nails and having hot sex which I am physically capable of having. Yours sincerely, umm... Rebma"

 

[Hecate14]

Saw an employee at the red dot boutique tell a Hamber-sized woman she was too large to safely use their scooters. Are Hamber's local purveyor of sundries too scared to tell her she might destroy their scooty puffs?

 

[Twinkie]

Saw an employee at the red dot boutique tell a Hamber-sized woman she was too large to safely use their scooters. Are Hamber's local purveyor of sundries too scared to tell her she might destroy their scooty puffs?

Um, so what happened next? Did she leave? Did she hulk out? Did she say OK and walk? Youcan't just leave us hanging like that gorl

 

[Hecate14]

Um, so what happened next? Did she leave? Did she hulk out? Did she say OK and walk? Youcan't just leave us hanging like that gorl

Large lady took it pretty well. I think she noticed a lot of people staring. Her caretaker/jabba slave girl scurried out and pulled up a van and helped lumber her inside. For schadenfreude reasons I was hoping she'd Hulk out, but it appeared she lacked the energy/fortitude to put up a stink.

 

[Thiccc Weenie]

Yup. The Binge Monster, that is.

 

[Equinox_]

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Binge monster already forcing Al to go into the car with Becky to get some night time reese's

 

[sperginity]

We need some one medically inclined to figure out her chances of dying in WLS surgery right now. Or hell, any surgery.

I believe about 1/200 die in the riskiest class of people undergoing wls (rny gastric bypass anyway, lap band is safer from what I know).

 

[Strine]

The 1/200 risk of death during WLS rather trumps the 1/1 odds of death during the next five years because bitch don't treatus her beetus.

 

[Hrothgar]

There are tons of dentists that accept medicaid, especially for children. Does it cover veneers and zoom bleaching? No but regular checkups/cleanings are covered as well as emergency root canals and more. I know because I get those fucking dentist ads with my junk mail all the time and they always say they accept medicaid/medicare.

People don't understand that when you're a ward of the state, the state wants to take care of you because they are liable for you. It's not hard to believe that Amberlynn had good dental care when she was a kid. The absurd thing is that she believes since she saw a dentist 10 years ago she's fine now.

Dental care under Medicaid is much more comprehensive for children, and I'm not saying that she didn't have good coverage. People think it doesn't cover necessary dental procedures because a lot of dentists don't accept it. To the point where many states have dedicated toll-free numbers to help recipients locate one, and the federal Center for Medicare and Medicaid Services lists low provider enrollment as a barrier to low income children recieving proper dental care.

I'm certain they were taken care of properly as a child, if for no other reason than she would have the teeth of a meth addict by now if not, given her eating and hygiene.

 

[Free_Resonance]

"Do you see what I see?"

Gorl, those shirts/dresses (king sized bed sheets) couldn't hide that camel-toe forever.

But honestly, I can't tell if its just the fupa she stuffs into her crusty leggings, or her coochie desperately trying to make a great escape.

 

[Tiny Clanger]

She says she got all her cavities taken care of when she was 18. What a beautiful Amberism. Meanwhile her teefs are migrating to the right.

Even her teef are trying to get away from her. They've probly signed up here.

 

[Tampon Head]

I finished Becky's drawing for her. I'm sure Eric would love it now!

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

"Do you see what I see?"

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Gorl, those shirts/dresses (king sized bed sheets) couldn't hide that camel-toe forever.

But honestly, I can't tell if its just the fupa she stuffs into her crusty leggings, or her coochie desperately trying to make a great escape.

Yeah, I'm confused as well. It's too low for a belly button. Too far for a Hoo Haa to travel. Looks camel toe-ish, but the geography makes no sense. Maybe the lining of the pants are just being stretched to capacity, and the fat has to go somewhere?

 

[Synthwave]

Yeah, I'm confused as well. It's too low for a belly button. Too far for a Hoo Haa to travel. Looks camel toe-ish, but the geography makes no sense. Maybe the lining of the pants are just being stretched to capacity, and the fat has to go somewhere?

As much as I’d love to think that’s the most gigantic toe/knuckle I’ve ever seen, I am pretty certain it is the seam of the pants that’s digging into the fat, being the thickest / non-stretchiest part of the poor, poor pants. I have also seen fat beginning to distribute along where clothes press the tissue, so there could be an actual line forming on the fat.

That would be hilarious if that would actually be her Hoo Haw, imagine the length of the crack from front to back. Or maybe that is the reason why she is able to wipe (according to her) cause our gorl is 90% crack.

 

[Twinkie]

"Do you see what I see?"

Apparently not because I literally squealed out loud HER ARMS when I saw this picture.

I agree the "cameltoe" is actually the seam of her pants. Our gorl has an extremely small hole, don't you know. This reminds me of a younow she did probably around 500lbs where she actually exclaimed I DON'T HAVE A FUPA!!! as if that's possible.

 

[497]

As much as I’d love to think that’s the most gigantic toe/knuckle I’ve ever seen, I am pretty certain it is the seam of the pants that’s digging into the fat, being the thickest / non-stretchiest part of the poor, poor pants. I have also seen fat beginning to distribute along where clothes press the tissue, so there could be an actual line forming on the fat.

That would be hilarious if that would actually be her Hoo Haw, imagine the length of the crack from front to back. Or maybe that is the reason why she is able to wipe (according to her) cause our gorl is 90% crack.

I wasn't sure either but I guess it makes sense it's just the seam creating a camel toe at the belly/fupa level. But she can still be 90% crack the other way and can't wipe... like her giant shelf ass and how poop has to travel through it.