Containment Random Chris Updates

fiu0cm said:
It's Chris' "Mrs. Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu CPU Blue Heart" distilled into three characters. July 3 was the first time he used the emoji on Twitter. Chris signing his tweets with "Zap It Up!" frustrates me more than the emoji, for whatever reason. Mercifully, he's stopped doing it as much. He said it once in October and November.
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What I find quite amazing about that tweet is that 563 mongs voted on such an autistry of a poll where the only correct answer would be "Who in the world could possibly give a shit about THAT and why?"
 
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Phobotech said:
It makes sense to me that they want to include Chris because of his clout. He is famous, to some degree, and having his name attached to the project has drawn a crowd to Shrek and will draw a crowd on the next thing.

Why else would he get feature billing in the trailer? It ain't out of pity- his reputation put asses in the seats.
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Pretty much this. They could do something extremely low effort, but make it known that Chris played some part in it, and that would draw in at least a few thousand extra views.

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What would be the point of that? "Hmm, yeah, the exact same thing is on two different channels at the same time."

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Chrus Chundlur said:
What I find quite amazing about that tweet is that 563 mongs voted on such an autistry of a poll where the only correct answer would be "Who in the world could possibly give a shit about THAT and why?"
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We live in a world where people buy Chris's empty signed Fanta cans because he mixed his cum with it years ago; nothing should be surprising by now.
 
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Chrus Chundlur said:
What I find quite amazing about that tweet is that 563 mongs voted on such an autistry of a poll where the only correct answer would be "Who in the world could possibly give a shit about THAT and why?"
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To be fair, I voted in a poll here about which Christorical figure I'd fuck.




Snyder the stonewall Jew, of course.
 
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Chris being autistic about MLP episodes and making the claim that wants to have delusions of grandeur:
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One of the few things I find legitimately somewhat interesting about Chris, aside from his consistent ability to embarrass himself on the internet, is the mystery of his critical thinking. As in, what were the if-then statements he makes in his mind before he makes a decision or statement.

Like with this SEGASister account. She posted a question about MLP. Most people would assume that it was related to a recent episode unless otherwise noted. Chris, on the other hand, assumed she was talking about an episode that aired in late October, then proceeded to word salad half-way to a point about feeling accomplished. Which is itself bizarre, unless he's referring to himself as a "world-famous author" who's written almost over a dozen comic books in the span of twenty years.
 
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Brian Butterfield said:
Chris, on the other hand, assumed she was talking about an episode that aired in late October,
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I was wondering about this. I don’t know about MLP other than what we can find through other cows. So I knew the pink one with wings was fluttershy. So seeing the guy say “no... not that episode. The most recent one” got me wondering how far back Chris went.

I’m assuming that Chris is constantly re watching episodes. So this one was at the forefront of his mind when the tweet came out. Chris, being Chris, assumes everyone would be on the same page as him and replied with some pure unfiltered autism.

Which, again, brings up the point... why does Chris assume he HAS to tweet an answer? He could have just answered the poll and been done with it.

I’m starting to think Autism isn’t the only answer anymore.
 
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Chris continues the thread, being noticeably less autistic:
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SEGASister doesn't like people misgendering Chris:
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Brian Butterfield said:
One of the few things I find legitimately somewhat interesting about Chris, aside from his consistent ability to embarrass himself on the internet, is the mystery of his critical thinking. As in, what were the if-then statements he makes in his mind before he makes a decision or statement.
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I generally understand what Chris is going for when he tries to say, in his mind, meaningful things. I don't think he has a very complicated or convoluted thought process, mostly due to him being very dumb.

In this particular instance, Chris is talking about Fluttershy in the context of the entire series, rather than addressing the specific episode SEGASister is referencing. I think he saw the tweet, couldn't imagine there being context, and just went for a holistic approach. Chris apparently believes that Fluttershy was driven by the desire to be important (I don't know anything about MLP, but it seems to mirror Chris' own desire), and referenced an episode where Fluttershy fulfills that desire. I think Chris was assuming that he and SEGASister were already in agreement about what Fluttershy wanted from the beginning of the series.

It seems like Chris saying that his statement is also applicable to the series as a whole is Chris saying that he means his statement is applicable to the series as a whole. It's garbled through autism and his propensity to add more words into every sentence, but I think that's the gist of it.

4Macie said:
Which, again, brings up the point... why does Chris assume he HAS to tweet an answer? He could have just answered the poll and been done with it.
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This is kind of just the behavior of most Twitter users. Three other speds commented on the same tweet, and SEGASister specifically asked for people to elaborate.
 
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