Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

Good day, TJ.

I miss your delightful bon mots and whimsical rejoinders in our brief, yet pleasant interactions on @dysentery ’s profile page. I hope we can enjoy your company again soon.

I wrote a one act play once, but it failed to gain an audience. You’ve inspired me to revisit playwriting again and modernize &/or revise the script. Could you give me some starting tips for successful writing?
 
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Again with this "exceptional individual" bullshit. Why can't you write like a normal person?
 
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1] @AnOminous , no I don't. Quite the opposite in fact.

2] @dysentery , maybe, but I'd have to take the time to separate posts in threads & pages by member to be sure, & I don't feel like taking the time... Maybe if any actually wish to be friends, contact me away from the site (since it appears this site is having ALL my posts, on profile pages & in threads edited without my knowledge AND tells me I am "watching" this thread but not sending me E-mail notifications).

3] @J A N D E K , no.

4] @Pozzingmyfilthyneghole ,that post was edited after I made it. I told you to post them on the page of the RETARD to whom you refer & not me, using the same word you did in the original post.

5] @Hal , I am not trying to sound smarter than I actually am. Why would I, when I have trouble being understood here simply trying to sound dumber than I am & on the same intelligence level as some of you?!
 
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Cowlick said:
@Pozzingmyfilthyneghole , I don't think he is my friend, or he would have done what I wanted & rid of this thread LONG ago.
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You know http://tjchurch.tumblr.com exists, right? If this thread dies, you will have to take them on... I think Tumblr has a larger internet footprint than Kiwi Farms does. Oh, and then there's all the erotica sites, plus the wresting site... and likely a ton of other forums you have tainted with your touch.

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Why would I, when I have trouble being understood here simply trying to sound dumber than I am
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Because you are literally that dumb. Hydrocephalus leads to a lesser amount of brain matter. Now, while neuroplasticity has been proven, it exists only when the development existed. Face it, @Cowlick, you're an egotistical idiot who grew up being coddled because of your illnesses and now view yourself as smarter than anyone. You have only a basic theory of mind, and you're a ward of the state because you can't exist in "proper" society. You would be a lot happier if you just accepted that, accepted your illnesses, and got some therapy. Maybe then you would be able to step out of whatever hovel you live in and actually see the world as it is.

Who am I kidding? You won't give a cuppance jizz about what I say.
 
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Cowlick said:
2] @dysentery , maybe, but I'd have to take the time to separate posts in threads & pages by member to be sure, & I don't feel like taking the time... Maybe if any actually wish to be friends, contact me away from the site (since it appears this site is having ALL my posts, on profile pages & in threads edited without my knowledge AND tells me I am "watching" this thread but not sending me E-mail notifications).

3] @J A N D E K , no.
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Thank you for your patient, well written answer to my inquiry.

However, I would like to ask why you don't wish to help @J A N D E K with his play-writing? He asked kindly and even mentioned a positive previous interaction he's had with you. Even going as far as to say you're his inspiration for picking up play-writing again.

I would have also felt quite betrayed and disappointed if you responded so bluntly and shortly. I bet Jandek is feeling very sad being shot down by a one-word, dissmissive answer.
 
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1] @flossman , I am not even "that dumb" if the words were being used to refer to being as dumb as you are. Also, I don't need you telling me what you believe my lifelong issue leads to, etc. Also, I am neither egotistical nor an idiot, was never coddled, & have not been a ward of anything for literally years. In addition, I do not believe myself to be smarter than everyone, nor even everyone here, simply the great majority of members here. That is not solely what I think, but what I know, as it has been proven in my time here.

Also, none of those sites came up in the Google search this place was a result of, so I don't care about any of those. In addition, I am out, offline & amongst the public quite a lot. You might try it sometime.

2] @dysentery , he never mentioned a real interaction of any kind. Also, I have seen recently that even those posts/interactions on profile pages are edited & changed, so whatever we might have experienced was affected by others.

3] @Pozzingmyfilthyneghole , the one you used that I also used, but you later read my response with the word exchanged for 2 others that led you to ask what I was "on about".
 
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I don't think he is my friend, or he would have done what I wanted & rid of this thread LONG ago.
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You were told, multiple times and in simple terms that even your diseased brain can comprehend, what you needed to do to have this thread deleted. Instead, like the arrogant ignorant asshole that you are, you did none of it.

The obvious conclusion is that you don't want this thread to go away because we're as close as you can get to having friends. You should quit abusing the thesaurus and just relax and have fun here. We haven't banned your stupid self, unlike pretty much everywhere else you've gone.
 
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Thank you for your patient, well written answer to my inquiry.

However, I would like to ask why you don't wish to help @J A N D E K with his play-writing? He asked kindly and even mentioned a positive previous interaction he's had with you. Even going as far as to say you're his inspiration for picking up play-writing again.

I would have also felt quite betrayed and disappointed if you responded so bluntly and shortly. I bet Jandek is feeling very sad being shot down by a one-word, dissmissive answer.
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At first I was admittedly a little hurt, but I imagine TJ may be sending me rather clever and somewhat disguised advice. I believe the truncated response was hinting that dialogue between characters is better written short and sweet... like the the old adage “less is more”. Thank TJ... I will curtail unnecessary verbosity in my current draft.
 
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J A N D E K said:
At first I was admittedly a little hurt, but I imagine TJ may be sending me rather clever and somewhat disguised advice. I believe the truncated response was hinting that dialogue between characters is better written short and sweet... like the the old adage “less is more”. Thank TJ... I will curtail unnecessary verbosity in my current draft.
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It might be a lot simpler than that. You asked if Teej could give advice, not if he would. You asked about the possibility, not the willingness. And Teej, bless his accidentally honest little heart, told the truth. He has no advice to give, and is thus incapable of giving any.
 
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It might be a lot simpler than that. You asked if Teej could give advice, not if he would. You asked about the possibility, not the willingness. And Teej, bless his accidentally honest little heart, told the truth. He has no advice to give, and is thus incapable of giving any.
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TeeJ is a great example of a lolcow who, given the opportunity, is completely incapable of having a normal conversation. Other examples would be Phil or Brad Watson, even Ketchup or MikeMikeV. I wonder how universal this trait is among Lolcows? Chris, for all his faults, is capable of at least having a back-and-forth with someone, provided the range of topics remains limited.
 
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I would like this post, but it would be a lying like.

Seriously, I wonder if the inability to hold a conversation is one of the "lolcow cluster" of traits. Becky Gerber monologues, and her orbiter Jake Alley famously Googleshngs to the point where it's a verb now. Philthy and Brad are in the "don't actually understand what they just said" category, but Teej is more sort of "can't understand what you just said, so will fall back on calling you dumb, claiming he fucked your mother, or claiming you are clearly a gay man and this thread is all typed by members of the same orgy" type, which is below even Andrew Dobson. The Dobbear can totally comprehend what you just said; his mistake lies in the why, which leaps immediately to imagining you must be one of those awful white males (like literally everyone who ever cranked it to his awful Rumiko Takahashi-styled inflation porn).
 
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1] @Pozzingmyfilthyneghole , "retard". I recall nothing about "milk-fed".

2] @Mr. X , I am not arrogant, ignorant, nor an a--hole. As for the claim of occurrences, & to my recollection, I was told things that would get the thread removed. However, I did them (or didn't, in the case wherein it was time of inaction), & the change did not occur (be it due to the members who told me either forgetting or changing their minds). Also, I cannot claim any of you as friends, I certainly want this thread to be removed, & I have many friends offline.

3] @ChurchOfGodBear , I am not an example of a "lolcow" at all, as they don't exist. Also, even if I were that thing, I am perfectly capable "of having a normal conversation". However, it is my belief that to have such a thing, by definition, requires all parties involved to be normal, which explains why I just had several away from my computer & home, but am incapable with many of the members here.
 
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Cowlick said:
1] @Pozzingmyfilthyneghole , "exceptional individual". I recall nothing about "tard cum-fed".

2] @Mr. X , I am not arrogant, ignorant, nor an a--hole. As for the claim of occurrences, & to my recollection, I was told things that would get the thread removed. However, I did them (or didn't, in the case wherein it was time of inaction), & the change did not occur (be it due to the members who told me either forgetting or changing their minds). Also, I cannot claim any of you as friends, I certainly want this thread to be removed, & I have many friends offline.

3] @ChurchOfGodBear , I am not an example of a "lolcow" at all, as they don't exist. Also, even if I were that thing, I am perfectly capable "of having a normal conversation". However, it is my belief that to have such a thing, by definition, requires all parties involved to be normal, which explains why I just had several away from my computer & home, but am incapable with many of the members here.
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@Cowlick quite simply, I do not believe that you are capable of having a normal conversation, here or elsewhere.
 
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