11/18 - Chris's Twitter posts a video of him jacking off - and references the Idea Guys

[Absol]

I have never laughed until I cried before. Bravo, Chris Chan, bravo.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

"Silence of the Hams" is my own personal title for this video.

Starring Barb as Clarice Starling.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Starring Barb as Clarice Starling.

Chris could have played Multiple Miggs except that I'm pretty sure no ejaculation happened in that taffy-pull.

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

Chris could have played Multiple Miggs except that I'm pretty sure no ejaculation happened in that taffy-pull.

yeah it looked like he was jerking a Stretch Armstrong leg.

Spoiler: legs are bent like his duck

 

[Liquid Metal Asperchu]

he was never much of a shower

Nor did he ever take much of one.

 

[Raiken]

Did chris ever acknoledge this hapened? All I see thim do is talk about the merge, and even that is getting pushed aside buy stalking woman.

 

[Eichsterd123]

yeah it looked like he was jerking a Stretch Armstrong leg.

Spoiler: legs are bent like his duck

maybe he was

 

[nvrwastetree]

Did chris ever acknoledge this hapened? All I see thim do is talk about the merge, and even that is getting pushed aside buy stalking woman.

If question Chris would either say it was his dimensional counterpart or some shit, or just go "umm, yeah, those dang dirty trolls."

 

[tomthehusky]

I came.

 

[Garfieldchu]

I came.

Did you put it in a Tupperware container and label it?

 

[PT 940]

I came.

Did you mix it with Fanta and drink it?

 

[MangledTwot]

To this day I still wonder. How the fuck does he wank his bent dick without massive pain?
I also wonder: why the fuck am I wondering this

 

[The Un-Clit]

To this day I still wonder. How the fuck does he wank his bent dick without massive pain?
I also wonder: why the fuck am I wondering this

As I recall, it was painful for him to choke his bent duck even when he could get it hard. If he's taking titty-skittles now, I'm gonna bet he simply can't/dosen't any more. Unless extremely horny, most attempts for him are going to look like that video.

It's possible to cum with a partial softie, but the hormones would make that even more difficult.

 

[James Howlett]

They should've used this in the Shrek remake.

 

[Professional iPad Hoarder]

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Are you here jameskii?

 

[GorebyHog]

Not gonna lie, when I saw that video of Chris rubbing his duck while singing All Star, I was unsure if I should laugh or be scared.

edit: Definitely terrified. What the fuck.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Not gonna lie, when I saw that video of Chris rubbing his duck while singing All Star, I was unsure if I should laugh or be scared.

You should get your game on and go play.

 

[Marvin]

Chris rubbing his duck

Y'mean pulling his taffy?

 

[Pony Horn]

If the standing ovation that Chris got at magfest is the perfect ending to a Chris-chan movie, then this is the perfect coda to it. Something to be played after or during the end credits. Just to show the audience that Chris will always be the bumbling buffoon that we met at the beginning of the movie.

 

[CervixHammer]

with apologies to Neil Cicierega:
C:/music/Chris_Mouth.mp3

Spoiler: folder.jpg