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It was the PS4 re-release of the first Uncharted game:
Money Financhu Crisis / Chris sells his stuff megathread
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- Nov 11, 2016
Maybe not now, but at one point I bet this could have happened if someone had told Chris that it was the best way to push Cole into getting back into contact with him...
Orkeosaurus
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The thing that makes Chris engaging as a streamer is how completely unpredictable its gonna be. He'll either turn it into a telethon, have Barb show up as a special guest, start playing with the cats or smash his toys together like a 5 year old. It's always wild in some way. I think he might have just straight up forgotten he has a Twitch.
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That wouldn't surprise me in the slightest. Chris's memory seems dodgy to begin with, and I think this dimensional merge thing has eaten his brain.
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>someone buys chris medication for the cats
>chris thanks them and immediately begs for money instead
typical begging for money routine.
>chris thanks them and immediately begs for money instead
typical begging for money routine.
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This part made me laugh my ass off, kudos.
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That's gotta hurt. He spent all that time trying to get Chris to notice him and fall in love, and Chris just sees him as another customer to rip off.
@Jacob Sockness , how long have you been waiting on him to ship that book?
RustyNail(her)
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You know your Patreon is in trouble when a psychotic autist who is in love with you wants to pull their support.
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Chris doesn't even have to offer anything to patrons, it's optional since the point of Patreon is supporting the person/company in doing what they already do. There's no reason to be a patron of Chris since he barely ever works on the Sonichu comic. Sonichu 16 was full of Nazi and stupid shit and he barely edited it for publication, it's long past obvious that Chris is merely interested in cartoons and thunkin' real hard about dimensional crapture.
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The only thing Jacob is in love with is attention.
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Chris should create a patreon to support his work on the dimensional merge. At least then he would find out how well all this dimension stuff plays with his paying audience.
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Yeah, he has a ton of them, even for systems he doesn't own. But the only problem I see with him doing twitch streams is that his hand-eye coordination sucks. We saw an example of this during his uncharted stream. Although, it would be pretty funny if Chris started doing speedruns and ended up doing one at AGDQ/SGDQ, or at least have him commentate on their couch. It would be the first and last time he would be allowed to attend that event.
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She only got $40 so far, second month just went through on the first. I will be calling the house about the comics promised on the second tier and I should have received Sonichu 0 by now. I'm sure I won't be getting through even on the house number, so I will do the formality of calling anyways, so when I go to report her each month I don't receive the services promised, it's really on her and Barb. I know several people on here have Google Hangouts contacts for her. The love is fading anyways, I'm mostly going off about other stuff now anyways.
If I wanted attention, I will walk to the Cable Card Turnaround and meet the tourists or the Castro for some bars. The internet is for drunk fun. Chasing Chris and other drunken pass times.
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you got conned by an autistic manchild. I bet you feel stupid
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Not really, shipping my gifts would have cost that much, but with my mom's money, it's just a drop in the bucket to bring her to justice. I'll do my stuff, and report her to Patreon. If she wants to keep her account, she'll send at least my Sonichu 0 this month and begin to follow with each until the series is complete. If she does keep her word on Patreon, I'll continue, if not I'll report her until they shut her down. Ripping me off is not a good idea, even for someone I'm madly in love with. If she was honest about the $20 tier doing nothing, but buying her toys, I would have still given her a few months anyways because it's the Holiday Season, but I want my Sonichu 0 as promised; autographed or not.
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Patreon doesn't give a shit if anything is actually delivered, so you're SOL.
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You have much higher hopes for his cognitive abilities than I do, brother.
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...how are you for real?
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I inherited some change from my mom. Black magic pays good. If she wants some adult time with me, I'm here in Gay Francisco, all naked an ready form her. Damn beers, I'm putting my chastity belt back on until she claims her naked prize.
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