Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"

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Someone posted this on /cow/ with the following caption:

“Was bored, so used a burner number and texted chris, guess what he fucking replied. So using the ways of talking to a 5 year old, manage to get some dumb shit about the merge and why he needs new toys. kinda surprised he actually responded, chris must be fucking lonely out of his mind”

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Rogowski said:
Someone posted this on /cow/ with the following caption:

“Was bored, so used a burner number and texted chris, guess what he fucking replied. So using the ways of talking to a 5 year old, manage to get some dumb shit about the merge and why he needs new toys. kinda surprised he actually responded, chris must be fucking lonely out of his mind”

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This raises more questions than it answers (it didn't actually answer anything). "Climatic?" So the merge is global warming? Why are the, pretty insignificant, Florida wildfires indicative of the merge and not the California wildfires? What about overseas conflicts like various ongoing civil wars? Why is the merge causing destruction? Is this how half of the population is going to die? Did Chris give someone his XB1 and WiiU?

The merge explanation is really shallow, even for a short text. It's fairly suspect that he can't, or won't, expound further on the details of the merge. Claiming that he can't answer all questions and has also explained everything is also suspect. Though, that can just be due to Chris' liberal use of the number of words in his sentences. He probably just means he's posted all he knows.
 
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Wait.

I was under the idea that the merge was a peaceful thing.

but after chris referencing some disasters, and using it for when people pass away.

Is "The merge" Code for some event or disaster that's literally going to kill everyone. Does chris think everyone on earth is going to/Should die? And current disasters are 'the start' of such a thing?

That's not good if so. (Not in an "Oh no" way, but in a that probably doesn't mean good things for chris's mentality way)
 
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AnAccount said:
Wait.

I was under the idea that the merge was a peaceful thing.

but after chris referencing some disasters, and using it for when people pass away.

Is "The merge" Code for some event or disaster that's literally going to kill everyone. Does chris think everyone on earth is going to/Should die? And current disasters are 'the start' of such a thing?

That's not good if so. (Not in an "Oh no" way, but in a that probably doesn't mean good things for chris's mentality way)
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It's really not peaceful. I believe it was 50% of humans, between both Earths, are going to die. Chris stated that the best case scenario was 59% of the real Earth's human population surviving (no word on animals) and 49% of fake Earth humans dying, with all OC surviving. Describing the merge as an apocalyptic event would be accurate.

And, yeah, Chris wants a lot of people to die. "Bad" people, "certain politicians," and half of all soldiers, picked at random, are going to die.
 
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Benjamin Spooner Briggs said:
As far as I can remember, Chris has never really done something that he can prove to himself is bullshit. Usually he adds some sort of clause or loophole to these things so he can at least fool himself, but, this time he hasn't really done that.
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I think he kind of crossed a line when he shoddily painted a Happy Meal pokeball toy as a Sonichu pokeball and publicly claimed that it was really from CWCville.
 
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DeathHeat said:
Chris knows this dimension crap is fake, that's why he glosses over it and gets straight away into his toy needs.
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Dimension crap is a logical conclusion of Chris' life. He was always delusional, whether it came from his parents or trolls or himself. Having artistic skills that should have been rewarded in high school, Jimmy Hill and Miyamoto, all the internet sweethearts including Vanessa Hudgens, Clyde Cash, beliefs about his strength, attractiveness, cartoon characters being real, cursing MLW, driving to Ohio to save Julie, binaural beats, cutting open his taint to free the emerging vagina etc. It doesn't even matter how much o this was made up by himself and how much was fed to him by Borb or trolls. His grasp on reality was never firm. If all the stuff mentioned above was real to him, at least to some extent, then why not go all the way and merge dimensions.
 
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I don't know a lot about vidya, but it's possible he's maxed out his internal memory on his HexBox/Wii U consoles with the dozens of games he plays and being a hoardy autist just can't bear to delete them(because a save file is an actual living world or some bullshit).
 
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I bet legendary Pokemon are responsible for the disasters. Can't just a Rayquaza appear and fix that shit?
 
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