DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Dragoonism]

Throwing in some screen caps from KoH!

Spoiler: Caps

And someone is still throwing bots at his forum!

 

[Son of Big Boss]

Best way to incentivize people to pledge: play other games instead of the patreon picks.

What a business genius you are, Phil.

 

[NoMoreFarLeft]

The best part is he probably could have had $50 in troll cheers if he got rid of the limits

That's the beautiful thing about all of this. His fragile ego prevents him from letting in troll cheers. His fragile ego prevents him from putting up a goal because he knew he wouldn't touch it. His fragile ego prevents him from immediately putting his WA residence on the market before a market crash. His fragile ego won't let him face the fact that he has run off his most lucrative whales. His fragile ego has prevented him from listening to his loyal fans and constructive criticism until its too late.

He brings every bit of this on himself. He looks into the abyss every day and says, "I will make it through this." He won't. This marathon was proof. Look at the screenshots being posted on Twitter. It's sinking in that the next three fundraisers are also going to fail and you can see it on his face. He has lost and it's been his fault.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

I think the 16k number is real. He's just delusional to think he could go from 2k last year to 16k this year

Hes in real trouble. Tut arrived and things were easy for him, he took his foot off the pedal thinking he was fine when the one time he should not is when Tut is dropping all that money. But hes back to his begging and he said he needs 16k or its all over. There is no way a sane or insane man says he needs 16k to an average audience of 250 viewers, most of which are detractors, and expects it to be donated.

He really needs that money, to pay his bills

 

[Agentsmith]

Probably a gin tweet after a long day 'working his butt off' streaming games he dislikes and dealing with the stress of uploading to the enemy that is YouTube

He just cannot help himself... Insulting everyone & anyone as he sees fit; especially anyone more successful than he is online

If the writers could schedule a twitch ban due to bullying, I think that would accelerate the current plot lines quite nicely

 

[Son of Big Boss]

Wait so the 16k is real?
I thought it was just a smokescreen to make the pigs pay.

To be honest, losing the house would be an insane blow to his ego.
Not to mention that i have the feeling that once the house is gone, his horse will move to greener pastures.
So he would lose his house and his soulmate in a few months.

AND we would see his VLOGs return to the khando!
That would be a sight to see.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

CT Kahndo Redemption Run

 

[Keystone]

Probably a gin tweet after a long day 'working his butt off' streaming games he dislikes and dealing with the stress of uploading to the enemy that is YouTube

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He just cannot help himself... Insulting everyone & anyone as he sees fit; especially anyone more successful than he is online

If the writers could schedule a twitch ban due to bullying, I think that would accelerate the current plot lines quite nicely

http://archive.is/cIywZ

The replies are good, as always:

 

[thebonesauce]

His hatred towards Ninja just shows how desperate and jealous he is. He claims he doesn’t want to be famous or to grow to what Ninja has. He’s such a fucking liar. If he were offered an opportunity to be as big as Ninja, this nigga would suck a dick in a heartbeat.

 

[Wurstbrot]

In retrospective, making the sum he wants to keep for his amazing livestyle (16k+) a secret wasn't a very smart idea. To be precise, it was obviously a bad idea if you ever watched another streamer who has a visible set goal. People who see a goal, try to reach the goal. If they see it's a very big number, they pledge more to their favorite streamer so the goal can hopefully be met. Dave put up a goal of nothingness, probably in hope that "nothing" means "infinite". While in reality it means: We don't know how much you need, maybe just 100, 200 or 500 dollar, so let us not jump the shark with our own money.

And now that he seem to have blatantly ignored the patron vote, I really hope his wise finance and business experiences will bite him right in the crotch the next weeks. I [do not] wonder, Dark Dave, will you give back the money your patrons gave you because you could not fulfill the very easy task of your side of the contract, closing a game and opening another? You see, if your contracts promises something in exchange for your investment, then the customers invest for this exchange. If they don't get for what they paid - while you keep this exact money - it's blatantly false advertisement. And on top, if you then say you hadn't any intention to play it and it's YOUR stream where you can do what you want, it's literally an open scam. If you can't deliver, don't promise it. I bet a specific school wants a specific degree back.
Get fucked, Dark. You do your best to lose your house, so it shall happen.

Also his stream was shit.

 

[OneDaySon]

Probably a gin tweet after a long day 'working his butt off' streaming games he dislikes and dealing with the stress of uploading to the enemy that is YouTube

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He just cannot help himself... Insulting everyone & anyone as he sees fit; especially anyone more successful than he is online

If the writers could schedule a twitch ban due to bullying, I think that would accelerate the current plot lines quite nicely

"I just got off a stream where I didn't make much money, I desperately need money for my situation. Seeing this person being more successful than me annoys me. I believe it is unfair for purely selfish reasons. I want to do what he does. I am envious of his success as I don't have it." He'd at least gain SOME respect if he was truthful.

 

[Cult of the Dead]

Dark's story about how he hurt his knee is so beyond absurd it's hilarious because it reveals so much about him. He's sleeping on the goddamn couch while his soulmate is alone in bed, which come on nothing even needs to be said. Like a wild animal that's been startled from their hibernation, he immediately jumps up and runs in any random direction to get away from the perceived threat. In his bestial confusion, he manages to fall backwards onto the couch and somehow hurts his knee, to the point where he's hobbling around the house (like it even matters since he walks 100 steps at most in a day). So not only does Dark sleep on the couch like a cuck, he becomes easily frightened, he's uncoordinated and has fragile muscles/bones, his life is so dull that accidentally falling on the couch is a story that he just has to tell his viewers like it's some important life event rather than some mundane shit that you forget about 10 minutes after it happens.
Get a life, Dark. And exercise a little while you're at it, for fuck's sake.

Phil used to be a late night adventurer in the slob house, then gin made him take a table to the knee.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Meanwhile on TKOH, patrons are pissed that their voted games were skipped

Then other Pigroach Cult members explained that apparently Phil has mentioned before that being a patron and voting for a game has NO GUARANTEE effect, it's really all up to him, and that his PATRON-VOTED marathon apparently has NOTHING TO DO WITH PATRONS

Definitely a good way to encourage people to pledge, BUSINESS DEGREE DOOOOOOOD, nothing I can do

 

[Ching_Chong]

I'm sure once he realizes he can possibly get in trouble for that, he will delete it.

 

[samovski]

Meanwhile on TKOH, patrons are pissed that their voted games were skipped

Then other Pigroach Cult members explained that apparently Phil has mentioned before that being a patron and voting for a game has NO GUARANTEE effect, it's really all up to him, and that his PATRON-VOTED marathon apparently has NOTHING TO DO WITH PATRONS

Definitely a good way to encourage people to pledge, BUSINESS DEGREE DOOOOOOOD, nothing I can do

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He skipped a game people paid to see him play?

Tell me more paypigs. Tell me how surprised and upset you are. But get that card ready, he needs some more money before April.

 

[James Smith]

I forgot gin.

DSP is probably drinking at least a $20 bottle of gin a week. So there's $1,040 a year that could go to his taxes. $6,211.75 per year he could be saving toward his taxes, 39% of what he needs, if he'd give up luxuries.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

I know it's a dumb thought but that's twice now in a couple of days he's went after Ninja and his physical appearance. Something he knows all to well he shouldn't be doing. Much like making a tit of himself in the MvC event. Possibility struck me he's doing this on purpose in hopes of getting slapped with a little 48 hour suspension? You may be thinking why in the hell would he want to do that? Well don't let it escape your attention that his words and actions don't match up when it comes to being in freakout mode. Mentally he's losing his mind but nothing he's actually doing on stream reflect a dood who's at his wit's end pulling out all the stops to save tha house. In his mind nothing generates more pitybux than him being wronged by someone online - even if that entity would be Twitch itself. If they gave him a slap with a suspension you know he'd cry even harder about the injustice of it all and how this took time away from his work and how it all just makes trying to claw in the cash he needs even harder. When in reality that's two days off he gets to sit on his ass doing even less than usual beyond the occasional woe is me and mah gurl tweets. If you want to drive the theory a little more you could say he's already been on camera as well laying the foundation of "peepul have been saying I've been acting up lately, snapping at them and stuff.. sorry guise depression does this". When in fact of course chat reacted like.. you're the same dickhead you always are to us maestro we haven't seen any real distinguishable difference.

Dumb food for thought. The alternative is he's hoping that some online name with actual fans like these guys will snap back at him and give him a little e-peen flutter when a bunch of extra kids come in to investigate who this grey clump of chill and shill is.

 

[Comma]

Probably a gin tweet after a long day 'working his butt off' streaming games he dislikes and dealing with the stress of uploading to the enemy that is YouTube

View attachment 609104

He just cannot help himself... Insulting everyone & anyone as he sees fit; especially anyone more successful than he is online

If the writers could schedule a twitch ban due to bullying, I think that would accelerate the current plot lines quite nicely

Wtf, the absolute madman. Has he completely and utterly forgotten that he got his sorry ass BANNED the last time he made fun of someone's appearance? And now he does it again, on Twitter of all places, for the whole world to see?

This goes directly against Twitch's ToS/Community Guidelines:

'Hateful Conduct and Harassment
Hateful conduct is any content or activity that promotes, encourages, or facilitates discrimination, denigration, objectification, harassment, or violence based on race, ethnicity, national origin, religion, sex, gender, gender identity, sexual orientation, age, disability, medical condition, physical characteristics, or veteran status, and is prohibited. Any hateful conduct is considered a zero-tolerance violation and all accounts associated with such conduct will be indefinitely suspended.

Harassment is any content or activity that attempts to intimidate, degrade, abuse, or bully others, or creates a hostile environment for others, and is prohibited. Depending on the severity of the offense, your account may be indefinitely suspended on the first violation.

We prohibit using Twitch to facilitate hateful conduct or harassment, whether the targets are on or off Twitch. Individuals, communities or organizations that do so are not allowed to use our services. We may take action against users for hateful conduct or harassment that occurs off Twitch services that is directed at Twitch users.'

(https://www.twitch.tv/p/legal/community-guidelines/)

If this isn't a clear violation of the guidelines, I don't know what is...

 

[Agentsmith]

DSP is probably drinking at least a $20 bottle of gin a week. So there's $1,040 a year that could go to his taxes.

Quite fascinating that a shut-in hermit who plays video games online could spend $1k (or more) a year on gin to 'de-stress' from 11pm to 2am while watching Netflix and WWE

Possibility struck me he's doing this on purpose in hopes of getting slapped with a little 48 hour suspension?

D$P probably wouldn't mind a 100% begging pity YouTube stream that the"dirty trolls" got him banned from twitch, with a couple of days off for a stay-cation or something ("um it's Tevins fault")

However, would he risk a permanent twitch ban?

"that was my depression!"

His mind is twisted, and he is apparently getting close to the edge, so who knows

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What is the connection between thinking about 'holiday stuff' and contributing $$ to him????

The ego on this man-child

 

[Fuckyoudad]

D$P probably wouldn't mind a 100% begging pity YouTube stream that the"dirty trolls" got him banned from twitch, with a couple of days off for a stay-cation or something ("um it's Tevins fault")

However, would he risk a permanent twitch ban?

"that was my depression!"

His mind is twisted, and he is apparently getting close to the edge, so who knows

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What is the connection between thinking about 'holiday stuff' and contributing $$ to him????

The ego on this man-child

I reckon he's not at any immediate risk of a ban because as far as I recall infractions like the two he accumulated a good while back are only strikes against him for 3 months. So he's in the clear again. If the time limit held on these is longer someone can feel free to correct me. I know it's far-fetched anyways but I've admitted before I'm a bit of a fantasist with him and always entertain the idea he's a bit smarter and craftier than we give him credit for. I mean he's a moron of course.. compounded even more by the fact he really believes he's real smart but in reality he only has to be smarter than the goons who support him to get by.

He's had a habit over time of going after PDP and now its Ninja. He aims for the top guys because there really isn't a negative effect in any obvious terms that he can imagine. Either they won't bat an eyelid or if they do he'll create bullshit drama out of it for himself. PDP using a 5 second clip of him for the onion man joke resulted in 20+ minutes of DSP frothing at the mouth over it and how he's never done anything to provoke him at all. It's plain as day he's talking complete garbage but again he only has to convince the genuine fans of the DSP underdog story that he gets picked on by the big bad popular streamers for the 700th time. If a streamer calls him out that's just the possibility he might draw in a handful of new people.. even if they're only there to laugh at him.

It's easy to get carried away and believe he's the dumbest motherfucker on the planet. Just remember the counterpoint to any supposed involuntary depression laced bitchfit he has. When he's on a twitch bounty or has twitch staff peeking in on him this guy doesn't even snort at all. Something he claims he can't stop doing. He exhibits full control of himself and proves 100% he can behave when money is on the line. By that measure he can misbehave for it as well if he thinks it could actually work out in the form of a pig pity party.