Social Media Indians - DESIGNATED SHITTING THREAD

[Xanax]

You spelled bobs wrong stupid vagene

bhenchod i will soon be treating yur wife to my 10 inches... tumek bevakooph

 

[DatBepisTho]

To show off.
There is a strong correlation between the general shittyness of a culture and the importance of showing status in the said culture. When it comes to importance of status symbols, India tops the list...

Brings to mind the gaudy Saudis, too.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

I just realized that Delhi's trash mountain has google reviews.

 

[Corn Sake]

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

It's not me. I am NOT that idiot's penis.

 

[ICametoLurk]

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

I... uh...

Is this a thing? Indian nazis? Also how in the fuck can hinduism fit in there?

 

[Furina]

I... uh...

Is this a thing? Indian nazis? Also how in the fuck can hinduism fit in there?

Hitler is, for some reason, very popular in India. I have no real idea why other than they see him as just another great military leader ala Alexander the Great, Napoleon Bonaparte, Genghis Khan, etc... They just didn't get the "Evilest Man in History" memo that the West sent out thanks to the typical level of Indian education.

Spoiler: Hitler

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

Oh india... who let you guys sit at the adult table?

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

Hitler is, for some reason, very popular in India. I have no real idea why other than they see him as just another great military leader ala Alexander the Great, Napoleon Bonaparte, Genghis Khan, etc... They just didn't get the "Evilest Man in History" memo that the West sent out thanks to the typical level of Indian education.

Spoiler: Hitler

Probably because they confuse Nazi swastikas for Hindu swastikas. They probably think Hitler was a devout Hindu.

 

[millais]

Will trade fifth columnist army for bobs and vagene

 

[Xanax]

I was thinking about this before while I was at my doctor's office - most of the doctors you see in the UK (at least on the NHS) are Indian. They're generally kinda cold towards you but they get the job done, definitely a far cry from the drooling retards that most Indians are.

Why do they export their best and brightest while the homeland remains the world's leading hub of disease and squalor?

 

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I was thinking about this before while I was at my doctor's office - most of the doctors you see in the UK (at least on the NHS) are Indian. They're generally kinda cold towards you but they get the job done, definitely a far cry from the drooling exceptional individuals that most Indians are.

Why do they export their best and brightest while the homeland remains the world's leading hub of disease and squalor?

Because they can afford to get out of there.

It's the same reason why when people from American ghettos are successful in school, intelligent, and land successful jobs as doctors, lawyers, or what-have-you, they sure as hell aren't staying in the proverbial trash heap they grew up in.

If you have the money and resources to improve a horrendous trainwreck of a community, you also have the money and resources to move to a place that isn't one; the latter is a much more appealing option by a landslide.

 

[Furina]

I was thinking about this before while I was at my doctor's office - most of the doctors you see in the UK (at least on the NHS) are Indian. They're generally kinda cold towards you but they get the job done, definitely a far cry from the drooling exceptional individuals that most Indians are.

Why do they export their best and brightest while the homeland remains the world's leading hub of disease and squalor?

Basically, distance acts as a quality filter. Anyone in India who is good enough to get a doctorate is smart enough to get out and find a country with better quality of life that will accept them. You average Indian slum dweller cannot simply hop the border like, say, a Mexican. He's stuck in India.
This is also why there's a big difference between Muslims in Europe and Muslims in the US. Any Muslim in the US had to have enough skills or intelligence to be accepted there, offered an important job, and not be a terrorist. They most likely come from the more developed Islamic nations like Saudi Arabia. Whereas Muslims in Europe simply had to walk in, or have a relative be accepted, then rope themselves along. They're mostly likely Pakistani or from one of the poorer Islamic nations and thus bring all their shitty behaviour with them.

 

[Corn Sake]

Spoiler: “Sex boom”

 

[Corn Sake]

Praloon, ladies and gentlemen.

https://www.facebook.com/praloon.sandjeepoo

 

[Xanax]

Praloon, ladies and gentlemen.

https://www.facebook.com/praloon.sandjeepoo

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obviously parody

 

[millais]

Indian national pussygrabs sleeping woman on US flight

US authorities have arrested an Indian man after a woman accused him of sexually assaulting her as she slept in the seat next to him on a US flight.

Prabhu Ramamoorthy, 34, was sitting between his own wife and the alleged victim, officials say.

The woman said she had woken up to find her shirt and trousers unbuttoned and the suspect's hand in her trousers.

Mr Ramamoorthy denied the accusations, telling police he was himself asleep after taking a pill.

Mr Ramamoorthy, an Indian citizen living in the US on a temporary visa, was sitting in the middle seat, with his wife on the aisle side and the alleged victim in the window seat.

The flight was on Spirit Airlines, travelling overnight and arriving in Detroit on Wednesday morning from Las Vegas.

Mr Ramamoorthy was held without bail after appearing in a federal court in Michigan on Thursday after prosecutors argued there was a risk he could abscond.

Prosecutors told the Washington Post that he had been charged with aggravated sexual abuse.

The woman reported the incident shortly before the plane landed, according to the police complaint.

Mr Ramamoorthy's wife alleged that the woman had been sleeping on her husband's knees.

She also said the couple had requested a flight attendant seat the woman elsewhere.

But flight attendants told investigators that only the alleged victim had asked for her seat to be changed.

They said she was crying when she came to them and that the buttons on her shirt and trousers were undone. They assigned her a different seat at the back of the plane.

This Pajeet just got sentenced to 9 years in US prison and will be deported back to India when released.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-india-46563084

 

[queerape]

Probably because they confuse Nazi swastikas for Hindu swastikas. They probably think Hitler was a devout Hindu.

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It doesn't help that in Mumbaiyya slang, "Hitler" just means a very authoritarian person and it's lost a lot of the connotation of Nazism, and that Indo-Iranians have self designated as Aryans for 5000 years and the Nazis actually took it from them. The classical name for Northern India is even "Aryavarta" ,abode of the Aryans, and it's not uncommon to see brown guys called Aryan and brown girls named Arya and have it have exactly nothing to do with Nazis. It's a very common name actually. Combine this with a lack of education and you have this.

Basically, distance acts as a quality filter. Anyone in India who is good enough to get a doctorate is smart enough to get out and find a country with better quality of life that will accept them. You average Indian slum dweller cannot simply hop the border like, say, a Mexican. He's stuck in India.

In India, the caste system is still pretty important in many areas. Usually, it's the educated Brahmins and Kshatryas and the upper Vaisyas who are educated and wealthy enough to emigrate, and the less educated, lower caste people with less means stay behind. The rampant corruption and lack of opportunities in India also makes people of means want to go elsewhere too. So, India has a huge brain drain problem.

 

[Meat Poultry Veg]

To show off.
There is a strong correlation between the general shittyness of a culture and the importance of showing status in the said culture. When it comes to importance of status symbols, India tops the list...

Indian coworker: "Indians are so shallow!"
Same Indian coworker: "My friend's husband makes $250K and Microsoft CEO is Indian and Google CEO is Indian and Jonas Brother is marrying an Indian and my friend makes $75K at entry level and richest Indian spent $100M on wedding and" (ad shittiam)