DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Wurstbrot]

Woke up to see Phil's salty Ninja tweet (he might as well have just said "WHY ISN'T THAT ME AT THE GAME AWARDS! I WAS NEVER INVITED TO A GAME AWARDS SHOW!!!1"), wanted to add this to the ongoing saga of Pineapple head's turn to the dark side.

Dave's criticizm in a nutshell:
Ninja understands marketing.
And Dave does not.
Also Dave does not wear colors, it won't fit him.
Ninja likes colors, they are as glowy as videogames.
Dave hates videogames, it's a business.

Nich, join us. We can ride the same wave and then drink a tequila together.

If it's not clear, Dave's criticizm is worthless. The "muppet" aspect is not a flaw.

 

[James Smith]

Don't forget the CT condo he's not renting. He stated before that $500-$800 a month "wasn't worth it". I bet that $6000-$9600 a year would be worth it now that he needs to come up with $16k, huh?

I tried to focus on things he could change this instant with little to no effort. Still saved him $6k+ a year.

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Differingopinions from lawyers.

 

[TheyCallItNPD]

From the man who brought you: "Blatant insults aren't tolerated anywhere. Lol, idiots" comes his next un-self-aware contradiction: "I don't dress up like a cartoon to make money off children," said with an avatar of a cartoonish constume of Bob Ross, worn to make extra money at Halloween.

At this point, Phil may be a clinical idiot. Or maybe he's the most brilliant troll ever, playing a 10-year game of 4-dimensional trolling.

While I'm here typing, I was thinking of something I hate about Phil: He promises a "shoutout" for subscribing to his channel. When someone subscribes, he literally says the phrase: "Shoutout to [cult member] for subscribing." That's it. Uhh, Phil... a shoutout is not literally just saying the word "shoutout". You're supposed to make your subscriber feel like you appreciate them enough to say something unique and personal.

 

[kamekmagik]

Phil is slowly going through the tips and tricks sections and working in the lab. Thankfully he did some reading before this stream so he already knows the most basic mechanics of the game. When he makes a mistake he admits it and thinks out how and why so he won't repeat it instead of just blaming the game and the developers


lol jk

 

[werek89]

 

[big ups liquid richard]

top cheer 300 top tip 1 dollar. ouch.

 

[kamekmagik]

Phil's now calling Nintendo to give everyone a refund on the pro controller because he didn't take any time to learn it before going back to the gamecube controller

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

“Dressing up like a cartoon” he says as his profile picture is Bob Ross. Before that is was the sonic drawing. Neat.

Don't forget the one in between.. his fuckin fursona:

Naht a cartoon, u gize.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Woke up to see Phil's salty Ninja tweet (he might as well have just said "WHY ISN'T THAT ME AT THE GAME AWARDS! I WAS NEVER INVITED TO A GAME AWARDS SHOW!!!1"), wanted to add this to the ongoing saga of Pineapple head's turn to the dark side.

Has anyone called Phil out telling him that he is acting like a "detractor" towards Ninja? If this were a smaller Twitch channel saying all this shit about Phil they would be gone. We know this because he has already gotten rid of Twitch channels and those people didn't say anything near this insulting or bring Phil up as often as he brings up Ninja/Pdp/Markiplier/etc. The only differences is the majority of Phil's "detractors" are just having a laugh while he is actually spewing vile diatribes on Twitch and jealousy dripping rants on Twitter.

 

[der rademacher]

If deepthroating a 12-gauge wasn't an option between living with DSReee or Boogie, it'd be Boogie. Hands down. Three reasons.

1. Boogie can't follow you around the house when he's having a piss-tantrum. Which sounds like it's probably all the time. As little as he uses it, DSPissbaby does still have upward mobility. So nope.
2. Phail is only funny to me when he's genuinely outraged, sad, or in damage-control mode. He's not ever actually funny. I laugh heartily when he suffers because I don't like him, & he deserves it. Boogie, however, despite the shitshow human I've learned he is, I've watched him for years & he has no shortage of videos that I just think are genuinely funny, & the laughter doesn't come from schadenfreuden or cruelty.
3. Boogie probably turns into real-life Francis when he does tantrum. This would bring me endless lolz. And I will not apologize for this.

Edit: Sorry, I'm like 20-30 pages behind w this, but I just can't keep up with this subforum anymore during periods like this when he's just his usual boring-as-fuck, static whining self.

Problem with this: you can hit DSP, but you just can't hit Boogie. If you thrash DSP he will cry and plea and pledge he will never say anything stupid again (and then you immediately thrash him again for telling lies and not shutting the fuck up). Meaning, if thrashed enough, he will cower in fear in a corner sobbing and therefore be barely noticed at all (ok, the smell might). When you hit Boogie he will just wobble a bit like a human jello, while continuing to shriek his tantrums at you. But to each their own I guess.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Has anyone called Phil out telling him that he is acting like a "detractor" towards Ninja? If this were a smaller Twitch channel saying all this shit about Phil they would be gone. We know this because he has already gotten rid of Twitch channels and those people didn't say anything near this insulting or bring Phil up as often as he brings up Ninja/Pdp/Markiplier/etc. The only differences is the majority of Phil's "detractors" are just having a laugh while he is actually spewing vile diatribes on Twitch and jealousy dripping rants on Twitter.

That was not him, that was his depression, okay? But of course you mentally ill (ops depression is a mental illness too but theres nothing he can do) detractors will take his words out of KAHNTEXT with a snippet of truth to defame him.

He did nothing wrong, he did everything correct, ackackackackack

 

[Destro1986]

That was not him, that was his depression, okay? But of course you mentally ill (ops depression is a mental illness too but theres nothing he can do) detractors will take his words out of KAHNTEXT with a snippet of truth to defame him.

He did nothing wrong, he did everything correct, ackackackackack

I've noticed he's been focusing on his huehuehuehue laugh since we started using ackackack

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Problem with this: you can hit DSP, but you just can't hit Boogie. If you thrash DSP he will cry and plea and pledge he will never say anything stupid again (and then you immediately thrash him again for telling lies and not shutting the fuck up). Meaning, if thrashed enough, he will cower in fear in a corner sobbing and therefore be barely noticed at all (ok, the smell might). When you hit Boogie he will just wobble a bit like a human jello, while continuing to shriek his tantrums at you. But to each their own I guess.

Sound logic.

However, if Boogie is always launching mantrums, and I'm correct that he throws mantrums in Francis, then it willl always be funny. And if it should become tiresome at some point, I will make it to the door much faster than he will.

And to cheer myself up, I could then fly to WA state, slip thru that hilarious security breach of the gate in DSRee's little community, lure him to the door with promises of deetraktur-free cake, smack him about when he opens the door, then go hang out in Seattle, my personal music capital of the world.

I'd feel better after that. Then I could go home & laugh at Francis some more.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

 

[Commander Keen]

Sound logic.

However, if Boogie is always launching mantrums, and I'm correct that he throws mantrums in Francis, then it willl always be funny. And if it should become tiresome at some point, I will make it to the door much faster than he will.

And to cheer myself up, I could then fly to WA state, slip thru that hilarious security breach of the gate in DSRee's little community, lure him to the door with promises of deetraktur-free cake, smack him about when he opens the door, then go hang out in Seattle, my personal music capital of the world.

I'd feel better after that. Then I could go home & laugh at Francis some more.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

No good music has ever spawned in Seattle.

 

[Forbidden Math]

“Dressing up like a cartoon” he says as his profile picture is Bob Ross. Before that is was the sonic drawing. Neat.

I swear I can't read that line without reading it "I'd rather be me dressing up as a cartoon character", it's how I read it the first time and even knowing what it says it's still how I read it at first glance. Either autism or I just know Phil too well. Can't change who you are I guess.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

DSP lies it : "Being King of Hypocrisy"

Let's forget about Nich's sudden awakening, and focus on the key part............

Well this guy has a point......

 

[James Smith]

huehuehuehue laugh

The Leanna laugh.

 

[Hungrymandinner]

Phil’s such a fucking bitch. Acting like he’s the little guy who stays true to his ideals while Ninja sells out for money and fame. Three problems with that, Phil:

1. You aren’t the little guy. You make over $100,000 annually playing video games. You have a condo and a fucking house. You drove a fucking BMW.
2. You sold out many a time. You tried to shill gaming chairs. You had sponsored streams. You had a deal with Loot Crate. I’m probably forgetting some examples.
3. You get your bits from children, just like Ninja. You also get them from mentally challenged and mentally ill people.

 

[Adamska]

I've noticed he's been focusing on his huehuehuehue laugh since we started using ackackack

Remember, he reads most of the threads on here (he skims at least and you know it), so he is seeing us mock his "I'm scared and angry" laugh that he learned from the arcades to hide those feelings.

Shame the new laugh is so fruity; really adds to my speculation that his only love was John.

 

[der rademacher]

No good music has ever spawned in Seattle.

Jimi Hendrix begs to differ.