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Cant stop laughing... you know he will eventually go back and insult him again He just cant contain his jealousy and toxicity. We will be ready :biggrin:

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clownpiss said:
anyone feel like twitch contacted him based on this line "My attitude is a direct result of being at risk to lose my home."?
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Absolutely. Who's in his inner-circle? Fagginz, Infinite, Kat and who else? Fagginz and Infinite are massive cunts who if anything would egg Dave on and just get him in deeper. Kat doesn't seem to have any influence on him other than negative. There's no chance this is random tweets or messages on Twitch he listened to. We've seen how he reacts, just calls the person an idiot and sometimes bans them.

This was 100% either Twitch telling him to knock it off. Or him seeing that Ninja knows, so he's taking preventative steps to negate any punishment. Sadly, it'll probably work.
 
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WarehouseKiwi said:
Underrated DarksydeShill vid:


It's pretty incredible just how similar to those 'As Seen on TV' advertisements this entire video is.

Was Phil Burnell a door-to-door salesman in a previous life?
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What the fuck even is this video? At 4:40 he actually calls it a "Professional Adult Beanbag Chair" :lol: From 8:00 to 9:30 he wanders out of frame over to his PC because he wants to 'show' us the website, he then proceeds to read aloud the different color options available while off camera.
Price: $150
DSP Rates It: 4.5/5, a must have for any gaymer.

Bonus content: He goes on a rant about how 'you get what you pay for' stating his credo that more expensive always equals higher quality directly proportional to how much more expensive it is.
 
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Agentsmith said:
Normal 2am tweet

"that was my DEPRESSION!"

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Owes everyone an apology??

What about just apologising to ninja, PDP & all the others he insults DAILY at his whim

Also blames his "attitude" on some alleged risk of losing his house --> the detractors / tevin = I did nothing wrong!!

Edit: I also thought he'd said MULTIPLE times he didn't want to be big and super popular?? More lies as expected
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Even within the same tweet he managed to go from "I owe everyone an apology" to "its not my fault because of this situation". Ironic when he says he has to stop being petty when he can't even manage one apology like an adult, he has to try and worm his way out of it however he can.
 
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Doesn't it bring some schadenfreude to continue to have phil on twitch though? He constantly have to sanitize his content in order to be on a level as a children entertainer. And that makes him increasingly boring. He sort is sort of tied up by his greed and is afraid of taking a income cut to stream somewhere else.

Honestly if he would go to another platform like stream.me he would be one of the top streamers on the site and basically say what he want. And probably get some much needed attention. But he rather wants to die a slow and painful death on twitch.
 
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clownpiss said:
anyone feel like twitch contacted him based on this line "My attitude is a direct result of being at risk to lose my home."?
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I don't really see why, purely based on that line. The way he worded it makes it sounds more like an excuse, instead of an apology.
Now, if he would've said it the other way around, then yes, it might have been. As in: "Being at risk to lose my home is a direct result of my attitude."

Funny how a simple rearragenement of words can make a sentence sound so much more closer to the truth.
 
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Freshtodeath said:
I just don't believe his father can't lend him 16k. His father seems pretty succesfull from his linkedin. Unless he's been tapping his parents for money this whole time.
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Very good point there... One I don't recall being raised previously.

I know D$P did mention that his parents had given him $$ over the years to pay for various things...

But regardless - why not have them pay for his doomsday taxes?

Maybe he hasn't told them the full story?

I wonder if he is callous enough to ask them to 'down size' their house and advance him his inheritance?

These are good questions D$P should answer; because his current plan is beg the whales to shell out
 
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I just don't believe his father can't lend him 16k. His father seems pretty succesfull from his linkedin. Unless he's been tapping his parents for money this whole time.
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Agentsmith said:
I know D$P did mention that his parents had given him $$ over the years to pay for various things...
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This is something that didn’t quite register correctly until now. In his Thanksgiving stream, Phil said he gets money from his parents periodically. Let that sink in for a moment. This dumbass gets $100,000 per year from the internet and still asks his parents for money.
 
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Destro1986 said:
This is actually the kind of thing that shows how Ninja became a top streamer. He saw the vid, quietly thanked Thirdeye, then fired off an email.

A couple hours later, Dark is cucked and hung up to dry.

No pity videos for Dark. No drama. No Ninja viewers finding out his name.

Just a twitch admin telling him to shut the fuck up.

Edit: So did Thirdeye do this with a sock account and a $1.00 tip to Ninja?

See, THAT'S a troll cheer right there. He's been wasting it with those passive aggressive ones he's been doing.
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ya, put phil in the same scenario. and he would go off on a 5min rant. after 10 yrs, he still cant act professional for one stream (unless hes shilling out) begging, ranting, snorting into the mic. hes a failure

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Cant stop laughing... you know he will eventually go back and insult him again He just cant contain his jealousy and toxicity. We will be ready :biggrin:

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and all that needs to be done is a small donation (if that prolly) and a clip perhaps
 
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Hard to get a good number since Youtube and Patreon are in flux, but if we assume (reasonably, I think) that the extra $16k pretty much has to come from Twitch, he's made an average of ~$5800 a month since @EddyB43 started counting tips. So $5800 * 5 = $29000. Add on the $16000, and you get $45000 from Twitch alone in the next 5 months (December - April), or an average of ~$9000 a month. For reference, he's cleared $9000 solely on Twitch 2 times -- December 2017, courtesy of #savethehouse, and August 2018, when Tut showed up with $2200 in bits and about $1000 in tips (though that might have included the ~$400 in successful chargebacks). So yeah, Phil needs 5 miraculous months on Twitch, basically.
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Of course that "extra" $3200 he earned in August could have paid several months' worth of taxes, but...he has a business degree.
 
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