Nov-15-2014 Sonic is not dead

[Luz Noceda]

Happened in Keep Sonic Original.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Wow. It _still_ upsets him after all these years to claim that an anthropomorphic blue hedgehog is deceased.

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

Sonic with blue arms is a DANG DIRTY IMPOSTOR. Might as well put him in a brown striped shirt at this point.

 

[MysticMisty]

His autism levels are being cranked up to 15.

 

[Trickie]

Oh, Mr. Steinbruner is playing a dangerous game, defying her Magesty the Queen of Ruckersville like that...!

 

[Himawari]

*throws pennies*

 

[blackie toy]

Sonic's dead.
That's what I said...
Let the man rap a plan; 'said he'd send him home.
But his hope was a rope, and he should have known.

 

[Dormiebasne]

Rumors of Sonic's poor health have been greatly exaggerated. This post has been excised for your safety.

Move along.

 

[Strelok]

Let us all gather round to remember Sonic not as he is, but as he was, alive, vibrant, and glitch free.

But I see the point of that post flew directly over his head, into deep space. You'd think he'd be on board with those posters, since Blue Arm Sonic "literally" killed what Sonic was all about in his mind.

 

[XYZpdq]

I saw the comic that proved it. Penny Arcade Guy shot him.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

Mistah Sonic, he dead.

 

[Mitsunari]

They say the 'tism doesn't allow one to understand metaphors, so...

 

[Mechanism Eight]

FICTIONAL CHARACTERS CANNOT DIE UNLESS THE PERSON WHO WROTE THE STORY SAYS SO.

 

[The Nameless One]

Someone forgot to put a trigger warning for dead Sonic on that post, so it triggered Chris' s PTSD from high school.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

It's been four hours, no "associate" has removed it yet.

 

[Konstantinos]

Ha ha, I love Steinbruners response. "Why should it be removed just because you don't like it?" The frankness of that statement amuses me for some reason. He basically just told Chris to fuck off and it went right over his head.

 

[The Dude]

*throws pennies*

Mistah Sonic, he dead.

You folks beat me to it. Guess now I'll crash into slumber. I tip my fedora to you.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Here is something to troll me with. Please do not troll me with it.

 

[Cotton Pudding]

It's been four hours, no "associate" has removed it yet.

Chris' toady is probably fast asleep about now, he might jump on it for master in the morning.

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Chris' toady is probably fast asleep about now, he might jump on it for master in the morning.

nah this is Fatty's active time

He sleeps from 5 or 6 am until about 1 or 2 pm

That darn biological clock of his!