Gross Kelly Ronahan - Vampire Munchie Who Destroyed Her Own Legs

What part of Kelly's body will she start picking at next?

  • Stumps

    Votes: 1,437 58.6%
  • Arms

    Votes: 367 15.0%
  • Hands

    Votes: 118 4.8%
  • Face

    Votes: 229 9.3%
  • Hair

    Votes: 117 4.8%
  • Face

    Votes: 182 7.4%
  • She will find an entirely new way of harming herself

    Votes: 827 33.7%

  • Total voters
    2,453
  • Poll closed .
Sorry, I should have specified wasting medical resources in general, and the nurses at the hospital from your blood letting days (who worked triage) hate you.

You suck up resources from people who actually need it for real illnesses and not harming themselves for attention.
I think about all the blood transfusions she received. Kind, civic-minded people donated their very life blood so that someone in extremis with a genuine disease, disorder or accident requiring transfusion could survive. And some of it ended up in Kelly. Outstanding.
 
Would you not be choked if these threads had to stop? Someone called me their favourite cow, are you anyones favourite anything?
your thread was dead for months and no one noticed. It only got necro'd because you were running low on attention and started sperging on lolcow with more disgusting info about your self mutilation. If you stopped posting again we would forget about this thread within days because the only interesting info comes from your lack of self awareness.

Just like the other munchie who died (Kaddee, Kadee...?) no one will care or be shocked if you die and your thread will fade into oblivion. You aren't important, you are just screeching the loudest at the moment.
 
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What happened with the garden flooder you caught on security camera?
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Or were they "underage" like the people who supposedly stalked you in the grocery store?
 
What happened with the garden flooder you caught on security camera?
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Or were they "underage" like the people who supposedly stalked you in the grocery store?
We never caught anyone, just have the footage. The minors did infact get police involvement, which is confidential to me. I did receive written apology, which obvs was forced by a parent and not even slighly genuine. So you could maybe befriend them, you are all around the same age and retardation.
 
We never caught anyone, just have the footage. The minors did infact get police involvement, which is confidential to me. I did receive written apology, which obvs was forced by a parent and not even slighly genuine. So you could maybe befriend them, you are all around the same age and exceptionalism.

Post the note, blur out the names.

I'm also fairly certain that most of the posters here are mid-30s early 40s. I'm actually older than you, so don't think it's only kids who find you ridiculous. I mean, they do, but middle aged adults find you funny too.

PS: What's with the needle marks on your feet?
 
Behcet's indeed causes mouth ulcers, genital sores, eye inflammation. Ulcers in the mouth is considered a must-have symptom for diagnosis, as well as at least two other symptoms (genital sores, positive pathergy test, etc). There's no single test to diagnose or rule it out definitively, and it's easy to fake because the symptoms are pretty much booboos that can all be induced easily (it's not hard to bite your lip and cause a sore or pick at your legs and exacerbate small wounds until your limbs rot off)
 
is it normal for hospitals to just let people leave with rotting wounds on their legs?

would have thought that would be something theyd keep you under surveillance for

For some things it's better if the patient is not kept in the hospital where they can pick up a nosocomial/hospital-acquired infection like c-diff. If she's managed to convince them she has Behcet's (and it's not just a pacifier diagnosis so they can shut her up and bill insurance), the standard treatment is cytotoxic cancer drugs like methotrexate and cyclophosphamide and corticosteroids, which suppress the immune system and leave a person more vulnerable to opportunistic infections.

Or they know she's a munchie inducing her symptoms and can't commit her to the psych ward but don't want to waste too many resources on her so they send her home with betadine antiseptic knowing she's just going to rub shit in her wounds as soon as no one's looking so she might as well do it at home.
 
Post the note, blur out the names.

I'm also fairly certain that most of the posters here are mid-30s early 40s. I'm actually older than you, so don't think it's only kids who find you ridiculous. I mean, they do, but middle aged adults find you funny too.

PS: What's with the needle marks on your feet?
From thumb tacks. They were training me not to flinch.

For some things it's better if the patient is not kept in the hospital where they can pick up a nosocomial/hospital-acquired infection like c-diff. If she's managed to convince them she has Behcet's (and it's not just a pacifier diagnosis so they can shut her up and bill insurance), the standard treatment is cytotoxic cancer drugs like methotrexate and cyclophosphamide and corticosteroids, which suppress the immune system and leave a person more vulnerable to opportunistic infections.

Or they know she's a munchie inducing her symptoms and can't commit her to the psych ward but don't want to waste too many resources on her so they send her home with betadine antiseptic knowing she's just going to rub shit in her wounds as soon as no one's looking so she might as well do it at home.
I'm taking CellCept. The wounds no longer need iodine products or dressings.

is it normal for hospitals to just let people leave with rotting wounds on their legs?

would have thought that would be something theyd keep you under surveillance for
I haven't been to the hospital. My legs are not rotting at all, they have responded well to CellCept.

You’re not my favorite cow. Do you enjoy being someone’s favorite cow, though? Does it make you feel special?
Pfft. No one admitted it, so it is believed to be a self post. What really is a "fave cow" anyways... Sure, feels really special. What do you think.

For some things it's better if the patient is not kept in the hospital where they can pick up a nosocomial/hospital-acquired infection like c-diff. If she's managed to convince them she has Behcet's (and it's not just a pacifier diagnosis so they can shut her up and bill insurance), the standard treatment is cytotoxic cancer drugs like methotrexate and cyclophosphamide and corticosteroids, which suppress the immune system and leave a person more vulnerable to opportunistic infections.

Or they know she's a munchie inducing her symptoms and can't commit her to the psych ward but don't want to waste too many resources on her so they send her home with betadine antiseptic knowing she's just going to rub shit in her wounds as soon as no one's looking so she might as well do it at home.
Truly you believe it's poop? There are so many other things it could be. One person wrote it in LC and you all instantly fell for it. I wont touch shit fyi.

Behcet's indeed causes mouth ulcers, genital sores, eye inflammation. Ulcers in the mouth is considered a must-have symptom for diagnosis, as well as at least two other symptoms (genital sores, positive pathergy test, etc). There's no single test to diagnose or rule it out definitively, and it's easy to fake because the symptoms are pretty much booboos that can all be induced easily (it's not hard to bite your lip and cause a sore or pick at your legs and exacerbate small wounds until your limbs rot off)
It would not be easy to fake even slightly. I met criteria (years of it) and then some. I've cut the all fuck out of my arms and never experienced wounds. Get real, this is not a "common" ""munchie"" escapade, and I meet ZERO criteria for it. Munchausen, however, is a disorder, and it IS treatable, and doctors WOULD treat me for it if I HAD it. Try and exercise any intellectual or potentially intellectual thoughts you have, because at this point you sound ruhtarded... Acutely.

From thumb tacks. They were training me not to flinch.
Are any of you secretly cows from other farms? How do you know how easy it is to fake illnesses, why do you have seemingly advanced munchie skills? You could teach a college course, Munchie 101. The best knowledge comes from experience, so lets have it, what illness have you fabricated?
 
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Are any of you secretly cows from other farms? How do you know how easy it is to fake illnesses, why do you have seemingly advanced munchie skills? You could teach a college course, Munchie 101. The best knowledge comes from experience, so lets have it, what illness have you fabricated?
Holy shit she's starting to scream at herself. Im actually laughing.
 
From thumb tacks. They were training me not to flinch.
Since I'm sure you're concluding blood letting from the pin pricks, I should remind you, that you can't just stab a needle anywhere and everywhere and draw blood. Duh. Getting a simple blood sample from me is ridiculous, and I have a high clotting factor. What are some other causes of anemia...? Hmm?
 
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