Melanie Herring / Purplekecleon / PK / PapayaKitty / GlitchedPuppet / Ash Hazel Woods / Floraverse - Abusive, manipulative SJW artist whose ex-husband fucked a dog and teenagers and whose current husband thinks he's trans because of a TF fetish, admitted to fucking two dogs and letting her cat eat her out

[I'm Just A Human Bean]

Went looking for the worst pages on forflor. I had a specific one in mind, but the design of the site is horrible and finding specific pages is next to impossible. With the tag duo of a "tech expert" and "artist" you would think they would have some idea of competent web design and navigation, but, I guess not.

Anyway, here are my nominations

Spoiler: nsfl

Weird Mouth

Schelp

Imagine that is just straight up disgusting

Breaking a leg with cum

Spoiler: NSFL

Lol, down the rabbit hole we go.

I'm not sure anything can beat "Weird Mouth" for worst Forflor page, though.

 

[AFewRegrets]

I'm sorry to derail, but what does this tard take that it's so hard to get a refill of at a CVS or some shit? Even a black box ssri or heavy pain killer is ready for pick up in about three hours to a day if you call it in late in the day and they need the doctor's approval.

Withdrawal is a bitch, but it doesn't stop you from getting your refill unless you're just a shut-in pedo no one cares about.

:powerlevel: To be fair, certain ADHD meds are controlled substances that require a new prescription for each refill, which usually means getting in touch with the doc who prescribed them which can be a pain. Doesn't really explain why he's not getting those new scripts as soon as he knows he's low, though.

 

[B Stands for Hugbees]

I like to imagine that ForFlora isn't NSFL and all the shitty fetish stuff is replaced with wholesome christian values.

 

[VA 540]

Went looking for the worst pages on forflor. I had a specific one in mind, but the design of the site is horrible and finding specific pages is next to impossible. With the tag duo of a "tech expert" and "artist" you would think they would have some idea of competent web design and navigation, but, I guess not.

Anyway, here are my nominations

Spoiler: nsfl

Weird Mouth

Schelp

Imagine that is just straight up disgusting

Breaking a leg with cum

Oh Callie, you did not disappoint.

This post makes me wish I had a horrifying rating to give you. 10/10 makes me want to die.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

Looks like Eevee's getting super pissy over on Mastodon about being unproductive and unable to find a social media website that doesn't hate him.

Spoiler

tl;dr "the problem isn't me, it's everyone else in the world preventing me from being a functional and well-liked human being!"

 

[Moonbeast]

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Eevee's still thinking about you, @Hardinthepaint

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He also has a new ID:

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Not a new ID, just jokes about being a trans woman. Same old.

Also thanks guys for the reminder Flora porn is as close to gore as smut can be without actual gore. Half of it straight up looks like sexual torture.

 

[Phosphophyllite]

Spoiler: NSFL

Lol, down the rabbit hole we go.

I'm not sure anything can beat "Weird Mouth" for worst Forflor page, though.

This is what I see when I get sleep paralysis.

 

[Moonbeast]

Also anyone wanna clue me in on what the fuck "don't complain about people using m.s. if you use gmail!!!" means because I don't understand any of this weird mastodon jargon thanks to not being a freakish social pariah kicked off of twitter.

 

[Spoonomancer]

Also anyone wanna clue me in on what the fuck "don't complain about people using m.s. if you use gmail!!!" means because I don't understand any of this weird mastodon jargon thanks to not being a freakish social pariah kicked off of twitter.

he's talking about Mastadon being just your standard social media site while comparing it to Google's email service, which has next to no correlation, except the fact that both of them most likely (or in Google's case, does) sell your data.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

Not a new ID, just jokes about being a trans woman. Same old.

I'm pretty sure the "legally a girl" and "gender: F" things were references to getting legal paperwork updated. Not sure if that's independently verifiable.

Also anyone wanna clue me in on what the fuck "don't complain about people using m.s. if you use gmail!!!" means because I don't understand any of this weird mastodon jargon thanks to not being a freakish social pariah kicked off of twitter.

Mastodon.social is the main instance of Mastodon, and the one Eevee uses. A lot of people around him left Twitter for Mastodon because they disliked the fact that any random nobody could see your posts and interact with them, and mastodon.social doesn't prevent that, as opposed to the tiny close-knit communities they prefer. Eevee doesn't like the tiny communities because they still frequently ban him and blacklist other instances, but he still doesn't like Twitter because they do nothing when he reports anti-Floraverse accounts. So basically, he wants a perfect world where he can post wherever he wants and anyone who doesn't like him is banned.

 

[Moonbeast]

I'm pretty sure the "legally a girl" and "gender: F" things were references to getting legal paperwork updated. Not sure if that's independently verifiable.

Mastodon.social is the main instance of Mastodon, and the one Eevee uses. A lot of people around him left Twitter for Mastodon because they disliked the fact that any random nobody could see your posts and interact with them, and mastodon.social doesn't prevent that, as opposed to the tiny close-knit communities they prefer. Eevee doesn't like the tiny communities because they still frequently ban him and blacklist other instances, but he still doesn't like Twitter because they do nothing when he reports anti-Floraverse accounts. So basically, he wants a perfect world where he can post wherever he wants and anyone who doesn't like him is banned.

I was under the impression the legal gender change was a while ago in conjunction with the name change? Or, at least, I feel like I remember that already being officialized at some point. But of course I could be wrong, so if anyone could clarify that Eevee did, in fact, just have that done that'd be swell. Not that I doubt it since paperwork like that can obviously take a while.

My remark was more in response to me reading the original comment as "Eevee has a new gender identity", which isn't really the case since Eevee has been and continues to present as a trans woman. If the intended meaning was "Eevee's physical ID card was updated", then that's a different matter haha

 

[Phosphophyllite]

maybe it's because you want to have sex with kids and dolphins? just a thought.

 

[KelpieSelkie]

It kinda kills me inside to know that Eevee has been identifying as a tranny for a long time now, but we have no idea how he presents himself. Does the "lady" wear a big pink bow on his pretty lady head like his fursona does? Or does he look just like the couple of pictures that we've seen already, no effort at all? I want to know so bad.

 

[Werelupe]

I'm sorry to derail, but what does this tard take that it's so hard to get a refill of at a CVS or some shit? Even a black box ssri or heavy pain killer is ready for pick up in about three hours to a day if you call it in late in the day and they need the doctor's approval.

Withdrawal is a bitch, but it doesn't stop you from getting your refill unless you're just a shut-in pedo no one cares about.

:powerlevel:Even inexpensive SSRIs can become REALLY expensive when you lose health insurance, depending on what your income is like. They're losing Patreon money, so it's possible that they're budgeting things and Eevee's meds didn't make the cut. And I can confirm that going off SSRIs, even on a planned decrease and not just cold-turkey, can still be very brutal.

Doesn't excuse Eevee being a dick, but if the meds are SSRIs, then it's possibly true here. Broken clocks, and all that.

 

[Hardinthepaint]

maybe it's because you want to have sex with kids and dolphins? just a thought.

Give the >31 year old slowboy time to think. It's not like the moderators of that instance want to associate with you and your weird shit Eevee, that's definitely not the case at all.

 

[Sebben Crudele]

Looks like Eevee's getting super pissy over on Mastodon about being unproductive and unable to find a social media website that doesn't hate him.

Spoiler

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tl;dr "the problem isn't me, it's everyone else in the world preventing me from being a functional and well-liked human being!"

I love how the dude advising him is basically saying

1. Build an echo chamber.
2. Build an echo chamber.
3. Build an echo chamber.

Just don't use social media, Alex.
There. Instant safe space.

 

[Upsy Daisy]

This is what I see when I get sleep paralysis.

NGL I forgot the context of that face. Seeing it in porn was confusing.

 

[Pancakes-ish]

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trying and failing to imagine eevee having a chummy get-together at the pub

 

[LemonCake]

Not super important, but I found Opa's name and apartment number, though I doubt anything of value will come of it, I'll keep an eye anyway

 

[Meowthkip]

trying and failing to imagine eevee having a chummy get-together at the pub

I can only imagine him sitting alone in the corner, being ignored.