"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

    Votes: 225 36.5%
  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction 😭😭😭😭😭

    Votes: 391 63.5%

  • Total voters
    616
It;s not a good joke if you have to say that you're joking.
Anyway he'd better start caring real soon because if he wants his audience to stick around. The Spoony comparison is apt- just like Noah, Jim's getting complacent and shirking off making actual content to livestream and shitpost on twitter. It's lazy and he's going to lose patreon supporters if he doesn't fulfill his promises. Where's the couch cuck video? Where's the next internet insanity, or that deviant's conclusion he was promising? It was fine when he wasn't a career youtuber, but clearly he's depending on this for income now, if he's being honest about personal problems he's been having.
He can't even be fucked to do a weekly boring-ass livestream. He promised a weekly art competition- that's not materialised either. No one gives a shit about internet bloodsports bullshit- it's old news. We all know that the skeptics are dumb alt-right man-babies. Regurgitating the same unfunny memes and talking about some random internet moron isn't entertaining for a vast majority of his subscribers, people with actual jobs and lives who don't have time to watch 20+ hours of samey livestreams each week.
Jim's at his best hen he's doing a scripted, edited video. Most people are. Even Sargon is semi-listenable when he's edited out all his chuckling and snorting.
In conclusion, Jim is a lazy fuck and his audience are foot-licking exceptional individuals who needto stop letting him get away with his bullshit. Jesus shit this is worse than Filthy Frank fans.
who cares if Metokur doesn't keep their promises they're always late and gay "jim time" is a real thing lol (this is a joke btw)
 
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Do people not remember when Jim would just go away for like half a year at a time before randomly popping back up because some random thing interested him enough to make a video on it? The recent "he's becoming spoony" thing is pretty :autism: because the dude's always been a lazy ass potato nigger when it comes to putting out stuff consistently. it's nothing new.
 
Jim has often disappeared for long peroids of time and probably needed those to recharge his snark engine.

The major difference I see now is simply that the patreon situation is making him have to stay around. I wouldn't be surprised if he still ends up doing a "see you space cowboy" soon.

Edit. Beaten to it by @Gypsymagic
 
Maybe this'll come off as retarded or autistic

But over the last few years there's a feeling I've been having that I couldn't really explain until recently, but I finally think I know what it is. It's that feeling of waking up and realizing that the people you thought highly of and respected really weren't the people you thought they were. And I think it's dawning on me that Jim is no exception from that. It could explain why I've gotten into it with some people over what Jim's been doing of late in regards to the skeptic war and why I don't really miss or look forward to his content anymore. Jim's not the first I've come to that realization about and he probably won't be the last. Though he's probably the easiest to walk away from since others I respected that I had a history with never ended as well as I wanted it too.

Like I said it's fucking gay but at least I'm starting to see things a bit more clearly than before. So even if Jim does disappear off the internet at some point I don't even think I'll miss him tbh.
 
Maybe this'll come off as exceptional or autistic

But over the last few years there's a feeling I've been having that I couldn't really explain until recently, but I finally think I know what it is. It's that feeling of waking up and realizing that the people you thought highly of and respected really weren't the people you thought they were. And I think it's dawning on me that Jim is no exception from that. It could explain why I've gotten into it with some people over what Jim's been doing of late in regards to the skeptic war and why I don't really miss or look forward to his content anymore. Jim's not the first I've come to that realization about and he probably won't be the last. Though he's probably the easiest to walk away from since others I respected that I had a history with never ended as well as I wanted it too.

Like I said it's fucking gay but at least I'm starting to see things a bit more clearly than before. So even if Jim does disappear off the internet at some point I don't even think I'll miss him tbh.
Jambo's even stated has zero interest in becoming "an internet hero", he just wants to rustle retard jimmies
 
People keep comparing Jim to Spoony but as far as I've gathered Spoony was on a steady decline, isn't Jim exactly the same as always? He doesn't keep deadlines and he promises videos he never keeps, but this has always been the case as far as I can remember?
Spoony is also catastrophically mentally ill, to some degree always was, and this is largely what caused his decline. The two really do not compare in most respects. The Patreon is just an easy comparison.
 
Jim is a mid-2000's era YouTube troll, and people keep trying to use a modern "YouTuber"understanding with deadlines and a stream of content that should be expected. That's where a lot of the frustration seems to be coming from. Think back to how many people constantly insisted "what he believes in?!" was a very important subject to discuss, like the idea that he just likes making fun of idiots just didn't add up.

That's just the way it was done a decade ago, and since he was back there doing it that long ago why would he change it up?
 
with deadlines and a stream of content that should be expected. That's where a lot of the frustration seems to be coming from.
I think, it's because he is taking money for it. I personally never supported him financially and although I'm not happy with him going on a long hiatus and never delivering some stuff, I can't say he owes me something. People who support him on Patreon on the other hand... Well, nobody stops them from cancelling their payments and starting to call Jim a faggot on every corner of the internet.
 
I think, it's because he is taking money for it. I personally never supported him financially and although I'm not happy with him going on a long hiatus and never delivering some stuff, I can't say he owes me something. People who support him on Patreon on the other hand... Well, nobody stops them from cancelling their payments and starting to call Jim a faggot on every corner of the internet.
IT’S THE PWINCIPWE OF DA MATTER
 
While Spoony and Jim both have a knack for casual livestreams, here's the difference: Jim is much better at entertaining crowds and he doesn't have contempt for his own fanbase nor does he go on drunken online rampages. Basically, Jimbo knows how to actually conduct himself online
 
:powerlevel: but then you've never been to Minnesota. A guy like Jim wouldn't live there unless he had some other reason to.
How is this fucking powerleveling? What the fuck are you even trying to say?

You know what, fine, you broke me. I'm now giving warnings and bans out to people who say their post is powerleveling even if it's fucking absolutely nothing.
 
While Spoony and Jim both have a knack for casual livestreams, here's the difference: Jim is much better at entertaining crowds and he doesn't have contempt for his own fanbase nor does he go on drunken online rampages. Basically, Jimbo knows how to actually conduct himself online
Probably in person too - Jim has never given me the impression that he wouldn't be somewhat enjoyable to be around irl, and Spoony is a misanthropic, bitter piece of shit both online and off.
 
Just in case a certain group of Gay Orbiters don’t feel like looking through the previous pages, I’ll just leave this here.

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This is nothing new with Jim.
I can’t even imagine all of the :autism:REEEEEing:autism: that would take place if he shoa’d the ‘Mister Metokur’ channel like he’s done with all of his other accounts :story:
 
Personally if Jim deleted all his shit tomorrow I'd just shrug and move on. I've expected it multiple times when there have been content droughts from him. It's pointless to speculate what motivates someone but I don't see any reason not to take him at his word when he says he doesn't care and just wants to laugh at retards. At the end of the day the result is still the same, I'll keep watching his videos as long as they're entertaining and stop if the cease to be.
 
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