DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[KingjadVCMP]

"LALALALALALALA stop being negative let me completely derail the topic, oh and I'm not giving Phil money after all until next year"

Even Amityville, in a roundabout way, knows not to invest in DSP.

Updated archive: http://archive.is/cfSDY

 

[Raven'sChild]

3. "I was attacked on my stream for saying that I'm fat and ugly....."

This happened in a streamchat D$P was Mod in not his own chat.

Can someone explain this 'other chat' thing that mods and regulars have been seen in?

Dave is terrified of off stream community (remember the dsp discord?) because it takes away his power. If his mods and stream regulars are in other chats, he should be concerned

If the donation offer email was anything other than genuine y'all niggaz need to change tack on trolling. As can be seen in the twitlonger (and elsewhere), Phil is a Teflon Don. Unless the evidence of his wrongdoing is ironclad all he needs to do is deny consistently and his supporters will believe him.
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If this was a ruse, sure, you got Nich to leave, but time has shown that Phil manages to find new whales as he loses them, and he's never going to provide tard cum over losing a supporter. He'll just call them a detractor or a troll, ban them and move on.

 

[Stalker Sociopath]

This happened in a streamchat D$P was Mod in not his own chat.


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Another one bites the dust LOL

 

[BallBuster]

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"LALALALALALALA stop being negative let me completely derail the topic, oh and I'm not giving Phil money after all until next year"

Even Amityville, in a roundabout way, knows not to invest in DSP.

Updated archive: http://archive.is/cfSDY

This twat is still at it? Christ this fucking guy is sad whether he is a troll playing the long game or legit.

 

[thebonesauce]

He’s definitely a troll. Always has been.

 

[Ilscuro]

He’s definitely a troll. Always has been.

Agreed, he's to stupid to be anything else.

 

[gaarashatan]

 

[samovski]

Why do they make it sound like such a tough decision?

"I have 1 prime sub and this makes me want to give it to someone else"

Then give it to someone else you idiot. Just look at your recommended section, you'll find someone more deserving. Jesus it's not like he'll fucking die without Twitch. Stop enabling faggot behavior. It's the only thing people haven't tried over the years. Constant enabling him has lead to him trying to rob you. What does he need to do for that sub to disappear? Rape your mother or something?

 

[Pargon]

Why do they make it sound like such a tough decision?

"I have 1 prime sub and this makes me want to give it to someone else"

Then give it to someone else you idiot. Just look at your recommended section, you'll find someone more deserving. Jesus it's not like he'll fucking die without Twitch. Stop enabling faggot behavior. It's the only thing people haven't tried over the years. Constant enabling him has lead to him trying to rob you. What does he need to do for that sub to disappear? Rape your mother or something?

Shut it, man, you'll give Sidella ideas.

DSP Tries It: Yo Momma

 

[gaarashatan]

Why do they make it sound like such a tough decision?

"I have 1 prime sub and this makes me want to give it to someone else"

Then give it to someone else you idiot. Just look at your recommended section, you'll find someone more deserving. Jesus it's not like he'll fucking die without Twitch. Stop enabling faggot behavior. It's the only thing people haven't tried over the years. Constant enabling him has lead to him trying to rob you. What does he need to do for that sub to disappear? Rape your mother or something?

im just glad another one sees the shit, first nich and now black.

time of the year to be thankful for what you got and your family and be happy. doubt dsp would send his parents a 5 dollar christmas present...but he has no problem buying an AC in winter oh and mah taxes

 

[Comma]

Oof, looks like that thread is kinda exploding in DSP's face.

It's always difficult to judge posts made by new accounts on TKOH, but some of his more loyal subjects really don't look too happy anymore about the King of Ackgoutistan.

 

[DSP_Fat_Man]

But remember, when he gets mad and sad, he lashes out at people and says stuff he doesn't mean! He says nasty stuff and he shouldn't be held accountable because he's in a bad situation. You know, stuff we learn to stop doing at 15 years old.

It was his DEPRESSION dood!

 

[thebonesauce]

When Spawn89 is calling Phil out, you know shit is serious.

I hope this becomes a trend and Phil implodes by April. If he’s being truthful, he’s fucked. Now he’s insisting all donations be put through twitch, even though he’s pushing a business/personal check or Western Union. Who in their right mind would claim income like that? Phil writes off printer paper for his taxes, for an event that takes place every 2 months. That was $9,000, tax free cash. At the very least I can’t fault him for going for it. I think most of us would, but most of us wouldn’t be so sleazy about it.

 

[Phalanx]

OK so here it is - I think this is probably one of his toughest fights yet;

Come April 15th 2019 if he has not made 16k he is fucked because if he told the truth he aint making 12k a month anytime soon.

If he is lying he is doubly fucked because the hyenas are gonna come up and destroy him.

Now we sit back and enjoy as Phil plays catch 22 - lose your house or source of income whats even better because if he deletes posts he'll lost patrons

 

[Fuckyoudad]

Maybe I've just been around too long but the latest happenings in snort city barely made me flinch. I feel like he's been doing this on repeat since DSP immemorial (4th place Evo '05 representin tha hood 4 Ct bitches) and while some panties will get into a twist.. in a couple weeks it'll either be back to normal or he'll have done something on top to get him ever closer to Clark Griswold status in time for christmas. Either way this is just another notch on the begpost for Phil when it comes to how many times he can fuck himself right in the ass.

Sure it might look bad with people like pineapple head bombing out but that guy alone has been in detractor freefall in slow motion for about a year. At least he pulled the cord on his chute I guess? With DSP you're in it for the long con lols. The only thing that really stands out about it to me is that he was pretty quick on the attempted cleanup. Usually he takes a few days off to bake excuses in along with those 8 hour slow cooked meatballs and side order of schwaaahn chicken tendies. It's telling because the backtracking and revision is even more apparent than usual.. if that's even possible. If he were a DC villain I think he'd be called Scattershot at this point.

He'll survive it though. And he'll still get a big fat handout at christmas. I mean he he ain't gonna get no 9k from the post office (though he'd risk a "back spasm" driving there to get it belee dat) but this will enhance the pity party for a select special few. Everytime a bunch of dunces cash out there's always another few ready and willing to take their place. He really is a snake and losing a bunch of them is natural to him.. it's just like shedding the old skin.

 

[ZehnBoat]

so
when and how much will the inevitable """""""""""""""""Anonymous"""""""""""""" donation that happens after he """""""""""""accidentally""""""""""" turns off the tracker?
how much will phil clasp his hands and bow down? and how much will he use it to try to get the snowball rolling?

 

[BriteSydeFill]

I await the day Phil blames detractors for his inevitable kidney stones.

"How was I supposed to know there were ACIDS and HARMFUL CHOLESTEROL in my food? YOU were supposed to help ME live MY LIFE! Now I have, no lie, a ROCK the size of TEVIN'S FIST in my kidneys, and I need to raise funds so I can have the doctors remove it! I honestly wouldn't ask you guys this, but if I don't get SOME SORT OF HELP, um, *snort* I may lose the only thing left that brings me any sort of pleasure DOOD!"

 

[Chuckaway]

Goddamn you people are retarded. Has the years of dealing with Chris taught you nothing?

Let Phil dig his own grave. “Epically trolling” him with obvious bait like this $9k email shit only provides him ammo to make himself look better and garner sympathy.

 

[thebonesauce]

Yes, because we're the ones who did the bait email bub... Yep. We are the ones.

 

[actually]

so
when and how much will the inevitable """""""""""""""""Anonymous"""""""""""""" donation that happens after he """""""""""""accidentally""""""""""" turns off the tracker?
how much will phil clasp his hands and bow down? and how much will he use it to try to get the snowball rolling?

Doubt very much that even his fans will buy a several thousand anonymous donation that just happens to not show up anywhere that can be recorded.

Goddamn you people are exceptional. Has the years of dealing with Chris taught you nothing?

Let Phil dig his own grave. “Epically trolling” him with obvious bait like this $9k email shit only provides him ammo to make himself look better and garner sympathy.

Have you seen his freakout following it? He's given 3 separate versions of "his side" and put up a post on his own forums that amounted to "I wasn't going to say anything until after my 3 begathons so I could milk as much out of you guys first". If he had just denied it and left it there, you're right--he would have garnered sympathy. Instead, he's not only shot himself in the foot, but he's currently stabbing it repeatedly.