DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Draza]

Goddamn you people are exceptional. Has the years of dealing with Chris taught you nothing?

Let Phil dig his own grave. “Epically trolling” him with obvious bait like this $9k email shit only provides him ammo to make himself look better and garner sympathy.

Look better and garner sympathy? Is that why now majority of his cult is now turning against him after he admitted to scamming and hiding income from them. He sure isn't looking better nor is he getting any sympathy by doubling down on it. Dave is now just digging his gave even further.

 

[Dragoonism]

So he apparently have 191 guests on his forum right now and 3 logged in users... seems legit!

 

[HansGruber]

YO.

I just read Phil's KOHF post about the emails. I don't think he could've made that "fan email asking for clarification" more fake, if he tried!

"Hi, Sir. I just wanted to ask a couple of question, (despite not being my business), it's about the troll situation.
I heard you on the Prestream and saw the emails and everything, and you're right, the guy was heavily implying to make it anonymously, so obviously trolls are blowing it out of proportion, as always. But there is a couple of things that are not very clear. (I'm not doubting you, you're not the kind of person who would lie to his fans, in fact you can take these questions into consideration if someone else brings it up).

This honestly made my day, reading this out loud.

I wasn't going to post anything as all of you have been doing a smashing job keeping things up to date but for fucks sake this is some bizarre twilight zone shenanigans on Phil's part. Where hard proof is concerned, I'd need the author of this placation to step up and declare they wrote it before I will ever believe this didn't come from the pig's mouth itself.

 

[architects]

Goddamn you people are exceptional. Has the years of dealing with Chris taught you nothing?

Let Phil dig his own grave. “Epically trolling” him with obvious bait like this $9k email shit only provides him ammo to make himself look better and garner sympathy.

This made me chuckle hard. Dingus is in full freak out mode and you think this gains him sympathy? I mean he’s literally faking emails for random fans on his forums that are populated by 6 people. This is a hilarious train wreck.

 

[Slander Man]

I will just say this about the whole situation. It seems the whole "Don't pozload my neghole" mantra has gone right out the window. Even though it was not a Kiwi farmer that pulled the gay ops, the multiple pages of praising this autistic troll attempt is just as bad. I will agree I had a laugh but when you put an autistic monkey in a cage and poke it with a stick to make it do something funny at what point do you take a step back and realize the people poking at it are more autistic than the monkey itself? Leave the monkey in the wild and you will still get plenty of laughs as it pisses in it's own mouth and flings it's own shit all over his troop.

When Phil finally takes his last breath, it's not going to be with a hand around his throat. It's going to be him choking on his gluttony. This is the reason the rest of the farms looks at this community as more autistic that Phil himself.

 

[gaarashatan]

Goddamn you people are exceptional. Has the years of dealing with Chris taught you nothing?

Let Phil dig his own grave. “Epically trolling” him with obvious bait like this $9k email shit only provides him ammo to make himself look better and garner sympathy.

i disagree, his reaction to trolls and drama is my entertainment, if youd rather watch him snort and play games like garbage like he does everyday. just go to his stream

 

[Slander Man]

i disagree, his reaction to trolls and drama is my entertainment, if youd rather watch him snort and play games like garbage like he does everyday. just go to his stream

Him shitting on ninja and getting called out. Him going into a stream and, in a matter of minutes, derailed the whole stream by being a complete asshole and getting called out by everyone is a lot funnier than sending him an email and nit picking his response just to reinforce what we already know about his greedy self. He produces plenty of content on his own and it's better entertainment.

 

[gaarashatan]

Him shitting on ninja and getting called out. Him going into a stream and, in a matter of minutes, derailed the whole stream by being a complete asshole and getting called out by everyone is a lot funnier than sending him an email and nit picking his response just to reinforce what we already know about his greedy self. He produces plenty of content on his own and it's better entertainment.

why not both

 

[HansGruber]

I will just say this about the whole situation. It seems the whole "Don't pozload my neghole" mantra has gone right out the window. Even though it was not a Kiwi farmer that pulled the gay ops, the multiple pages of praising this autistic troll attempt is just as bad. I will agree I had a laugh but when you put an autistic monkey in a cage and poke it with a stick to make it do something funny at what point do you take a step back and realize the people poking at it are more autistic than the monkey itself? Leave the monkey in the wild and you will still get plenty of laughs as it pisses in it's own mouth and flings it's own shit all over his troop.

When Phil finally takes his last breath, it's not going to be with a hand around his throat. It's going to be him choking on his gluttony. This is the reason the rest of the farms looks at this community as more autistic that Phil himself.

I agree. Not pozloading my negholep is something I take to mean don't actively participate in altering the course of would-be events through your actions. I don't think pointing and laughing at a lolcow by any means is related to that. People like Phil want it both ways; to be the center of attention and to be ignored when brought to the ring center against their volition. Kiwis should not be trying to fuck with Phil. It shouldn't be condoned nor promoted. Observe and report. Comment and reply but don't influence things outside these threads otherwise you become part of the circus. Phil will always make himself the center of the circus, he has to for his ego and in some ways his finances. No one here needs to be a part of that.

EDIT: "Not pozload my neghole" jesus christ Null really?

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Shut it, man, you'll give Sidella ideas.

Sidella does not have ideas. Nor thoughts. Nor feelings. Nothing to worry about here.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Have you seen his freakout following it? He's given 3 separate versions of "his side" and put up a post on his own forums that amounted to "I wasn't going to say anything until after my 3 begathons so I could tard cum as much out of you guys first". If he had just denied it and left it there, you're right--he would have garnered sympathy. Instead, he's not only shot himself in the foot, but he's currently stabbing it repeatedly.

Phil would be the worst interrogation suspect ever. Tells his story three different times three different ways that not only contradict the original evidence but each other as well. No wonder he was so shitty at LA Noir.

 

[HansGruber]

Phil's favorite past time besides nighttime drinking and wrasslin' is listening to himself talk. The man is near sexually aroused by the sound of his own thoughts coming out. The 20 minute long rant and full paged email to the supposed donator are proof enough of that let alone the decade of further proof. The man can not stop talking. He has to hear himself speak. It's a need like an itch that must be scratched. This is the secret sauce to the delicious shitburger he serves up weekly. Give DSP enough time and he'll talk himself into, back out of, and then into a new corner every time. It's incredible and should be studied.

 

[der rademacher]

for the chance of a short-term personal gain?

I accidently read snort-term. What a waste of good coffee.

Drgnkiller posted a twitlonger of Phil's second pre-stream rant about the whole issue if you're interested in seeing just how BAD the damage control got: http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqoa4u

Thank you Phil for rallying half of your fanbase into torch and pitchfork mode (at least it feels so). Christmas sure comes early this year.

DSP Tries It: Yo Momma

There goes my coffee again...

He produces plenty of content on his own and it's better entertainment.

I agree. But I also agree that the actual content he produces and the drama that comes with it is because someone poked the monkey with a stick.

Phil would be the worst interrogation suspect ever. Tells his story three different times three different ways that not only contradict the original evidence but each other as well. No wonder he was so shitty at LA Noir.

He would make any polygraph implode.

 

[actually]

So he apparently have 191 guests on his forum right now and 3 logged in users... seems legit!
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Tbh, this doesn't mean anything. The forum may have assigned anyone looking at the forums a "guest" number for tracking where they go, or it could just be bots trawling for usable information to scrape. Pretty much every forum has them.

 

[Dragoonism]

Tbh, this doesn't mean anything. The forum may have assigned anyone looking at the forums a "guest" number for tracking where they go, or it could just be bots trawling for usable information to scrape. Pretty much every forum has them.

Except the forum have never had this much activity before, guest or no guest, and fans have been know to use bots on him before!

 

[ZehnBoat]

Doubt very much that even his fans will buy a several thousand anonymous donation that just happens to not show up anywhere that can be recorded.

none of his fans called his bluff when he did it last time
magical mysterious 1k donation which covered half of what he owed... even though he didn't know what he owed but somehow did.

Phil's favorite past time besides nighttime drinking and wrasslin' is listening to himself talk. The man is near sexually aroused by the sound of his own thoughts coming out.

i wouldn't be surprised if phil watches his videos all the while nodding, pointing at the TV, and saying "yep, that's true, that man speaks the truth ARF ARF ARF!!!"

 

[thebonesauce]

none of his fans called his bluff when he did it last time
magical mysterious 1k donation which covered half of what he owed... even though he didn't know what he owed but somehow did.


i wouldn't be surprised if phil watches his videos all the while nodding, pointing at the TV, and saying "yep, that's true, that man speaks the truth ARF ARF ARF!!!"

He did just that for his retrospective. Even incredibly old and outdated comments and jokes, he just nodded along and smiled, an occasional, “yep, mhm, exactly,” would pop from his mouth.

 

[Wing Zero]

Let Phil dig his own grave. “Epically trolling” him with obvious bait like this $9k email shit only provides him ammo to make himself look better and garner sympathy.

Except this instance (along with admitting that it's all real) made him look worse than ever.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Phil would be the worst interrogation suspect ever. Tells his story three different times three different ways that not only contradict the original evidence but each other as well. No wonder he was so shitty at LA Noir.

You forgot: and of course, his abject prediliction to throw all people, places, things, their mothers, & aunts.. under the closest Mack Truck, often with zero provocation, let alone any substantive degree of concerted effort on part of the interrogater.

The more I'm kind of thinking this over, though.. isn't he more an interrogator's fucking wet dream? We've seen eight year olds snap his fragile psyche like a twig.. in less than 90 seconds.. from over on a different continent..(inserting obligatory: "Eight year olds, Dude.." here).

So a trained expert? In the same fucking room with him?? Bro. All you'd have to do is make fucking eye contact with him & he'd piss himself & turn into Chunk in all of the blender scenes from The Goonies. Lololol..

In fact, a wet dream for me would be a leaked video deposition transcript of DSP being deposed by any moderately adept attorney. No need to even send out your A-gamers for his quarterwitted ass.. I think it might self-immortalize as the Funniest Ever Thing On The Internet..

Fun Fact, btw: Chunk grew up to be a slender, hard-hitting, & quite formidable attorney in the entertainment industry.

Edit to add for the hopefully zero of you that don't know what I'm referencing:

 

[Cpt_Autismo]

He did just that for his retrospective. Even incredibly old and outdated comments and jokes, he just nodded along and smiled, an occasional, “yep, mhm, exactly,” would pop from his mouth.

In the next retrospective he will smile, nodde along and explain us that it was a different time back then. Say that every body lied to there fans about needing money. It was the norm back then (2 weeks ago), but today he is different and only says the truth. So don't forget to cheer, sub and tip the most honest streamer on twitch.