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To twist a famous axiom a bit, never attribute to malady that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
Containment Dimensional Merge tweets megathread - 1/2 - Chris is salty Merge hasn't happened: "Damn Dimension 1218’s “Reality” Limits and Shit!!!"
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Followed by Barb dipping a moldy piece of bread in chloroform, gassing Chris like Casey Anthony and dragging him back into 14 BC.
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That is quite a scenario...but not something I could ever rule out happening
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"Shhhhhh.. Shhhh.. Momma needs her cuddle bear.. Now, which one of these dang cards ain't maxed out.."
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4. Chris is dragged off to the asylum kicking and screaming, like Mothman in the opening credits of Watchmen, while Mario butt-fucks Sonichu with a big, shit-eatin' grin on his face
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It seems like he has been complaining about health-related things more as of late-ish.
Question is, is it just the crazy amount of caffeine dehydrating him, therefore making him more whiney or is his lifestyle, that makes the average american look like the epitome of health, finally catching up with him?
And will he attribute the holes from his inevitable diabetic necrosis to binaural beats or the merge?
Question is, is it just the crazy amount of caffeine dehydrating him, therefore making him more whiney or is his lifestyle, that makes the average american look like the epitome of health, finally catching up with him?
And will he attribute the holes from his inevitable diabetic necrosis to binaural beats or the merge?
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I wonder if sounding like Google translate attempting to translate Japanese means he's already had several strokes.
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it amazes me that we have an actual "dimensional merge tweets megathread".
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Anything that will leave Chris lonesome and dejected will eventually have a megathread.
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The lettuce thing is a real sign, the romaine lettuces are being dimensionally merged with Oddish.
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Yeah well until he releases the handbook this is all we got.
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My guess woud be that it is bullshit he came up with on the spot or 5 minutes before tweeting that, and his rampant autism made him assume that everyone would magically know what this new mongo-delirium of his was about.
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Maybe fatty will develop the superpower of getting a job
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Some type of infection could not be ruled out. The toxoplasmosis is unlikely, but definitely possible. Cats do not always present symptoms while infected; however, eye infections (though usually of retina or uvea) are seen in cats with toxoplasmosis. What did dead kitty have? Eye infection! And it died, which cats usually do not do that young.
Even if it is not toxoplasmosis, they live in filth. I have no idea how Barb is not loaded with disease. She probably is not keeping her special areas clean. Past videos and photos have shown feces of an animal nature in the house. Leaving cat feces for more than 24 hours is asking for trouble.
Of course, you cannot go by symptoms alone for Chris because he is stupid and 'tarded. Barb supposedly has dementia, which has same symptoms of a lot of infections that old ladies frequently get. Those other factors must be considered. Plus the effects of the dimensional merge, which is very hard on goddesses, like Christine, and may lead to incorrect diagnosis.
Even if it is not toxoplasmosis, they live in filth. I have no idea how Barb is not loaded with disease. She probably is not keeping her special areas clean. Past videos and photos have shown feces of an animal nature in the house. Leaving cat feces for more than 24 hours is asking for trouble.
Of course, you cannot go by symptoms alone for Chris because he is stupid and 'tarded. Barb supposedly has dementia, which has same symptoms of a lot of infections that old ladies frequently get. Those other factors must be considered. Plus the effects of the dimensional merge, which is very hard on goddesses, like Christine, and may lead to incorrect diagnosis.
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"This means the merge is definitely happening, this too, that too!"
It just makes me sad. Chris is desperately clinging onto anything that would support his fantasy of all his cartoon heroes coming into reality. All the money he supposedly has on the other side will be his and thus all his financial troubles will be solved by this magical event.
All the while the real world is closing in on him and he seems to be doing anything to deny it.
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Chris is the infection here
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He would also have to have a severely compromised immune system to catch toxoplasmosis from catshit. as in full blown AIDS. From his girth, it's pretty clear that's not the case.
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The black mold thing being in their home is candidly true isn't it?
Didn't he show his bathroom once and it was horribly covered in just that? Though, I have no doubts maggots are commonly found in their home, they live on food they don't cook, and as far as we know, can't even cook at home. I bet they have stacks of take out and microwave food containers about festering away.
So he could be reacting to mold now, it would explain any issues with breathing etc. But..that doesn't explain the numbness. There are those weird intermittent like minute long strokes, could he suffer these?
Didn't he show his bathroom once and it was horribly covered in just that? Though, I have no doubts maggots are commonly found in their home, they live on food they don't cook, and as far as we know, can't even cook at home. I bet they have stacks of take out and microwave food containers about festering away.
So he could be reacting to mold now, it would explain any issues with breathing etc. But..that doesn't explain the numbness. There are those weird intermittent like minute long strokes, could he suffer these?
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If I hear the sound of hooves outside my farmhouse in rural Montana (or wherever) it's also 'possible' that a herd of zebras has been airlifted in, but it's not possible enough to be worth sperging about. Much more likely is that it's the sound of
Cats that young die all the time. Kittens are extremely susceptible to all sorts of maladies and defects. And while it's not at all uncommon for cats to have Toxo, it is entirely uncommon for it to be a problem for a human who isn't immunocompromised. And not just "eats too much doritos" compromised. The dimensional merge shit is new but Chris's issues with reality and everything else are not.
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You might as well speculate that Chris is suffering from the neurological effects of teritary syphilis from his encounter with Mia Hamm (no, he's just a dunce).
At this point I'm wondering when we'll have a containment thread for "medical theories on why Chris is acting like a turboautist this week."
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Yeah exactly.
Anyway, Chris clearly has lead poisoning from decades of handling toys made out of cheap Chinese plastic:
"Lead poisoning can have no symptoms, but people may experience:
Pain areas: in the abdomen or joints
Gastrointestinal: constipation, nausea, or vomiting
Developmental: learning disability or slow growth
Whole body: fatigue or loss of appetite
Behavioral: hyperactivity or irritability
Also common: baby colic, headache, insomnia, or memory loss"
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