DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[LeeSydePanda]

Why not? Phil does it for the soulhorse all the time.

That's massively disrespectful to horses.

 

[Asperchewy]

Why not? Phil does it for the soulhorse all the time.

"SoulMare"

 

[Destro1986]

I really don't believe that. He gave DSP hundreds and hundreds of dollars and kept trying to fix him. I think he just had some self reflection, that it was pointless. You don't spend all that time/effort and money on someone you don't like.

Sure you do if you don't care about money and people being idiots is annoying to you, but you're hanging out there because your friends are.

 

[der rademacher]

That's massively disrespectful to horses.

My apologies. I cannot be disrespectful to ogres all the time though, so I'll have to vary my verbal caresses.

"SoulMare"

I like that. This bold but yet distinguished allusion of a female horse intermixed with the terrifying indicator of a nightmare at the same time. Yes, I like that very much.

 

[clownpiss]

straight from the pigs mouth, people who use twitch prime are fake subs and not real supporters, you have to use a tier 2 or 3 sub to be a real fan.

the hypocrisy :right before this someone asked him for "streaming tips" and he said to be grateful for everything, this guy

 

[clownpiss]

also phil has been complaining every night about his eye's burning, i think his vision is getting substantially worse because hes too stubborn/cool to use glasses and his vision requires him to strain his eyes to see thus the complaining of burning eyes everyday

 

[Wing Zero]

straight from the pigs mouth, people who use twitch prime are fake subs and not real supporters, you have to use a tier 2 or 3 sub to be a real fan.

Nicely done Phil. Keep shitting on all those Twitch Prime subs so they stop subbing and force your remaining whales to have to pony up even more money.

Phil is doing an amazing job this week of shooting himself in the foot.

 

[Drip Feed]

iirc amazon subs no matter where you are in the world, when you sub to a twitch through amazon prime its the same as a normal sub from that persons country but subbing with money varies from price to price depending on country country.

He just wants 2x-3x the money per sub in one go, greedy pig.

also phil has been complaining every night about his eye's burning, i think his vision is getting substantially worse because hes too stubborn/cool to use glasses and his vision requires him to strain his eyes to see thus the complaining of burning eyes everyday

Knowing him he will say that glasses cost money same reason he dont take snort medication, he'll be saving that when we need to do the "Im going blind fund raiser"

 

[JamFlowMan]

On one hand at least he is finally giving them something for higher tier subs. On the other hand why would his fan fork out $10 or $25 for two emotes based on detractor memes that can get you banned at any moment?

This seems more like a honey pot then anything. Make emotes for trolls then ban them after they hit that t pose one too many times. Thanks for the money dummy.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

straight from the pigs mouth, people who use twitch prime are fake subs and not real supporters, you have to use a tier 2 or 3 sub to be a real fan.

the hypocrisy :right before this someone asked him for "streaming tips" and he said to be grateful for everything, this guy

Wow, a snort and a sheepish dog laugh are both in that clip. He should make emotes about those, too.

 

[Phalanx]

also phil has been complaining every night about his eye's burning, i think his vision is getting substantially worse because hes too stubborn/cool to use glasses and his vision requires him to strain his eyes to see thus the complaining of burning eyes everyday

This is either strain or a sty orrrrrrrrrrr Glaucoma which can manifest through a itchy burning sensation, usually happens when older but considering his lifestyle it does not surprise me. Could also be iriditus which is when you get an infection in the iris due to unwashed hands etc.

Nicely done Phil. Keep shitting on all those Twitch Prime subs so they stop subbing and force your remaining whales to have to pony up even more money.

Phil is doing an amazing job this week of shooting himself in the foot.

Yeah he really did not count on his scam being ousted; liars hate being thrown off and he has lost 2 out of 5 whales Grazy and Thirdeye and most likely Kekon who were pretty big players.

 

[kamekmagik]

I'm not sure if I heard this right .. Phil said he hasn't shaved yet because his off day was so busy? And he'll shave on his next off day. I definitely heard this wrong right, he doesn't need a full off day to shave?

 

[Commander Keen]

Hope someone clipped that “why are you cheering” bit from tonight’s stream.

 

[Agentsmith]

Standard daily tweet example:

"Guise... I'm LOVING smash! So much fun I love Nintendo! It's great to be interactive and have FUN with you guise everyday as a JOB! Keeping PHASITIVE and chill lol. Now uploading on DSP gaming"

Reality: the ego maniac hates playing games and hates to lose at anything 'not his fault'

Watch 1 min of this and you'll see the "King of hate"

 

[actually]

Knowing him he will say that glasses cost money same reason he dont take snort medication, he'll be saving that when we need to do the "Im going blind fund raiser"

He already has glasses, though! He literally just needs to fucking wear what he has!

I'm not sure if I heard this right .. Phil said he hasn't shaved yet because his off day was so busy? And he'll shave on his next off day. I definitely heard this wrong right, he doesn't need a full off day to shave?

DOOD, first he has to trundle down to the bathroom, reach out to the knob, twist the knob, push the door, take a breather, walk in there, hulk out and open the shaving gel, spread the lather to perfectly mahnicuyuuuur his fully-maned non-patchy goatee, pull the razor like several hundred times with a rinse in between every. single. pull., and THEN he has to rinse off the excess lather.

Show a little mercy to the poor fella.

 

[shekelshoah666]

He already has glasses, though! He literally just needs to fucking wear what he has!



DOOD, first he has to trundle down to the bathroom, reach out to the knob, twist the knob, push the door, take a breather, walk in there, hulk out and open the shaving gel, spread the lather to perfectly mahnicuyuuuur his fully-maned non-patchy goatee, pull the razor like several hundred times with a rinse in between every. single. pull., and THEN he has to rinse off the excess lather.

Show a little mercy to the poor fella.

His razor is electric and it wasn't charged...not his fault! He doesn't have time to wait for it to charge because hes a gamer dood!

 

[flatsoda]

12/11/18 First Prestream - Super Smash Bros. Stream: The 9 Days of Streaming Begins

Spoiler: Pre-Prestream Chat

[2018-12-11 18:11:29 UTC] android___x: @darksydephil phil you might want to add some more mods as sadly trolling is likely to be intesified. one of your big detractors was given a shout out by pewdiepie, because he exposed the better help scam. now that detractor has over 50k new subs and he still makes videos about you, so those 50k new people will be exposed to the toxicicity about you
[2018-12-11 18:12:13 UTC] darksydephil: well i dont care lol
[2018-12-11 18:12:16 UTC] darksydephil: 50k more idiots

[2018-12-11 18:33:16 UTC] the_rahowa_28: @darksydephil Hey Phil, I was wondering if you've slept on the whole AirBnB stuff. Really do think it could help. Just make it for vetted fans and use one of the spare rooms
[2018-12-11 18:33:36 UTC] darksydephil: there is NO SPARE ROOM. get over it. holy shit people are stupid lol
[2018-12-11 18:34:33 UTC] the_rahowa_28: @darksydephil My bad then; I just thought there was a room not in use for storage and if you cleaned it up just put it to use as a spare is all
[2018-12-11 18:34:56 UTC] darksydephil: @the_rahowa_28 that's not a room, it's a storage nook off the side of the master bedroom. stop listening to idiots, because you will just look bad

Spoiler: Phil Bites One Of The Hands That Feed Him

"One quick thing I want to dress address: something that's going on, on Youtube, that's not very good. It's actually a really bad practice that's started happening. Uh, I guess what has happened is, a bunch of YouTube creators had decided to join new networks. If you don't know what I mean, Partnership Networks, you know, like what I used to be with for a long time. I was with Machina for, like, FOR A LONG ASS TIME! I was with Curse for about a year and a half. So, when you team with these partner networks, they offer you various benefits. APPARENTLY, a few of these networks, without the permission of the YouTubers, are Content ID claiming videos all over YouTube! For the past three days, I've gotten RIDICULOUS amounts of notices that my videos are being claimed! Now, I'm thinking, 'Is Nintendo back to their old selves?' NO! NINTENDO actually has stuck to their word, and not Content ID claimed anything! INSTEAD, I'm getting like 'STUDIO 71256!' Like, who the fuck is that?! And then you go into it and you say, "Oh, this was claimed on behalf of JackSepticEye!' And you're like, 'WHAT?! Why the hell would JackSepticEye, a YouTuber who pretty much has been around as long as I have, be claiming my fucking Let's Play of a game that's five, six years old?!' It doesn't make any sense! Uhm, this morning, I got a ton of them against my Nintendo videos: Donkey Kong County, Mario Party. I started getting all these claims! I'm like, 'You know, I'm just one guy!' FYI, guys: to dispute every claim takes about three, four minutes A CLAIM! Because you have to go through several different screens, you have to put down an explanation why you think this is a false claim. So, it takes a while to go through these! Now, can you imagine if I'm getting a hundred of these a days?! Do you really think I have hours a day to do this?! No, I don't. Uhm, it's-it's a nuisance! Okay? And, what I'm seeing is apparently THESE FUCKING NETWORKS, these partnership networks on YouTube, just decided willy-nilly to start doing this, without the permission of the people who are under their programs! In fact, last night, when I saw I had, like, seven or eight claims from JackSepticEye - I twee-tweeted the guy! And, I'm like, you know, 'Why are you using Content ID? We all know this process doesn't work! This is not a good practice! You gotta stop doing this!' And, then someone told me, 'Oh, no! Earlier today, *PIG SNORT* he had publicly stated it wasn't him. That he had joined a new partnership network on YouTube, and apparently they just did it on his behalf without even telling him!' So, he had to go to them and tell them, 'Stop doing it!' and now apparently all these claims are going to be reversed. But, that's a pain in the ass! Like, what this is telling is that YouTube is going to be a TREMENDOUS MESS of everyone trying to everyone else's content, with automated garbage! We all know the Content ID system DOES NOT FUCKING WORK on YouTube! We've known it for years! So, why now these networks think that they own everything?! It doesn't make any fucking sense! None of them have a right to claim anything! No one should be using Content ID, because the system is inherently broken and doesn't claim the proper stuff! First of all, Content ID doesn't work, because IT'S NOT LEGAL! You can't say, that because someone used a portion of your content, that you own the whole video and advertisement rights to it! That's completely illegal! What you would need to do, is actually go to court, and hash it out in a court of law what PERCENTAGE of advertisement rights you should own on said video. Not the WHOLE FUCKING VIDEO! So, just innately, the auto-match Content ID system on YouTube IS ILLEGAL and doesn't work! But no one's going to go to court over it, so they just continuously use it for years and years! And it fucks the whole website up! Okay? But, that being said, uhm, basically it's just ridiculous! Like, why are any, ANY, networks using this?! Why are any YouTubers using it?! None of it should be used at all! Okay? Uhm, it pretty much angers me! Okay? *throat clear* It does. And, what I'm hoping is, as someone who's been around for over ten years on YouTube, who's made more videos than pretty much any single gamer on YouTube, that now all my videos on a daily basis don't start getting auto-claimed by bullshit! Because, like I told you guys, I just don't have the capability! I'm one man! I don't have the manpower to sit here, for hours a day, disputing every single false claim and every single false Content ID! That is complete bullshit! Uhm, this automated system needs to be turned off! But, of course, YouTube doesn't give a shit! And, it's just another reason why the website SUCKS ASS and why I hate YouTube! Seriously, you know? *GROSS LIP SMACK* But, anyway, I'm just bringing it up because some of you may have seen the tweet that I put out yesterday. And it's a frustrating situation, but at the same time, hopefully it gets NIPPED IN THE BUTT, and doesn't become 'everyone just claims everyone's fucking videos!' You know what I mean? *Old Man Groan* "

Spoiler: Begging

"Basically, guys, if you want to help me out the most today, and I mean this! This is very serious! I need your help right now! Uhm, yesterday my bank account almost overdrew, and I took all the money you guys have been tipping me recently, and I transferred it over to the bank account! And it was enough to cover everything. Which is good! But, I also know, I have a big bill due, I think tomorrow, and I don't get paid from Twitch until the 15th! So, basically I got like three day, or four days left to get through, but I need to hit that payment from Twitch! And right now, *SUCKS IN AIR* it's not looking good! So if you guys tip me, it helps me out the most! Because those funds go right to my Paypal, which allows me to then put them right into my bank account and pay these bills! Until Twitch pays me, things are really tight and annoying right now! Tipping me helps me the most! I'm certainly not saying that cheering or subbing doesn't help, it does! But, tipping helps me the most out of everything! Tipping is the only reason, RIGHT NOW, that my bank account didn't get overdrawn! So, please guys, if you're going to be supportive today, tipping is the way to go, it helps me the most! Okay, everybody?"

Spoiler: #DSPityParty

[2018-12-11 18:49:36 UTC] teedubs: cheer50 sorry about the recent drama behind the scenes. I'm a fan though and through regardless of how things get twisted. I'm enjoying the super smash entertainment.

"I agree. That's the thing, ultimately, it should only be, uhm, about the content. It shouldn't be about any of this bullshit that happens, and people always trying to make drama! As you noticed, I didn't make any of this shit in this recent thing public or nothing! Because there's no drama! I don't want this drama to happen! I just want to be fucking playing games and having fun on streams! Period! I'm doing my best to do it! But, it's these DUMB FUCKS who constantly bring up more drama and bring it to the forefront! It's not me! If it were me, we would never talk about this stuff, EVER! I would love to just keep it non-existent! It's THEM who keep doing it on purpose, to get attention for themselves! Don't get me wrong! It's not like they actually have any kind of intentions or anything. They just want attention! And that's why they keep doing it. And they get attention for it, which is sad! If people would just GROW THE FUCK UP, and not pay attention to this STUPID NEGATIVE SHIT, no one would care! But the problem is these people, people HOUND FOR IT! People have this innate desire for DRAMA AND ATTENTION and seeing, *mocking voice* 'Oh my God! The new thing about this and that!' Who gives a fuck?! If you were mature, you don't care about that shit! You just tired and bored! You're like, 'Oh God, c'mon, something else! I don't care! I just want to watch a fun stream, I don't want to hear about this stupid shit!' And I agree! I'm the same as you guys! I don't want to be, fucking, constantly trudging through TOXIC SLUDGE and ridiculous nonsense! And I'm not trying to do that! I certainly don't try to create these situations, it's these SHITHEADS who do! I agree and I'm done with it! There's nothing else to address at this point with any of that stuff that's happened recently. We-We're moving forward with nine straight days of streams, positive stuff! And that's all I care about!"

Spoiler: An Evasive Pig

[2018-12-11 18:54:54 UTC] kmart_manager: cheer50 Should ask your contact at Twitch about this chat issue!

"I COULD, but I really doubt much is going to come of it. I mean, more than likely, he'll just contact Twitch Support on his own, to try to get this thing fixed. So, it's not like he's a technical guy! You know what I mean? Like, behind the scenes, he can get answers about moderation. Answers about, 'Oh, no! Something happened wrong with my channel!' When it comes to regards to like stuff, you know, Higher Level Stuff. But this technical stuff, it's gotta go to, to, you know, the same people. So. . ."

Spoiler: Custom DSP Jersey Lore

"Look at what I'm wearing today! Something I haven't worn in years! I found it in my closet, I was like, 'Holy shit! I still have these?!' I have three NFL jerseys that I've owned since the EARLY 2000's! The story behind these jerseys is that I bought them, of all things, to wear to Street Fighter tournaments - back in the day, when I used to regularly attend Street Fighter tournaments. In fact take a look at the back here, *Awkwardly twists his misshapen body in an attempt to show the back of the jersey to the webcam* See, it says 'Darksyde' *You can't see, because he's hunched over like an ogre, with his back facing away from the webcam* I know it's hard to see because of the camera. But, uh, these were custom jerseys I made in the EARLY 2000s! I remember the first tournament I ever wore this jersey to, was in Philadelphia. University Pinball, which I don't even know if they exist anymore, that arcade. But, Big E, Big Eric, who still runs all the major tournaments in the area, ran that tournament. And people were like, 'Oh, that's Darksyde!' They recognized me because I was wearing the jersey! And then I wore it to things like East Coast Championships, stuff like that. And then basically, for the most part, they just sat in my closet for the greater part of a decade. And then I started wearing them again, when I started making videos for YouTube back in the day. You might have noticed a few older videos of mine, where I did vlogging and stuff, I was wearing these. And then, they just sat in the closet again. *T-POSE* And the other day, actually it was yesterday, I had the day out with Kat. And I have a couple of nice shirts that hang, like long-sleeved shirts and sweaters and stuff, for the winter-fall time of year, when it's colder. And right next to it were these, like, 'Oh my God! I totally forgot I had these!' These have been sitting there, all right, they've been sitting there in the closet for A MILLION YEARS, and I completely forget they existed! Dude, I'm just gonna start wearing them on stream! Why not? More variety, right? Stuff for me to wear. And, no, I'm not a Jacksonville Jaguars fan either! Uhm, actually not Jaguars, excuse me. *Snaps fingers four times* PANTHERS! I'm not a North Carolina Panthers fan, which is the color of these jerseys. I just like the certain colors. I have a black and white jersey, I have a black and gray and white jersey, and I have this one. I just like the color schemes. But they are official NFL jerseys with my name on them! I bought them, well, shit! Fifteen-plus years ago! That's how old these jerseys are, but I said 'What the frick! I'll just wear them anyway!' Okay? Just for the hell of it. So. *PIG SNORT*"

Talking about his stupid jersey is the happiest he's looked in the past couple of days, and that's really sad.

 

[Asperchewy]

Yea, he totally just walked away from his stream in order to cut his nails. He really just did this.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Anybody got some deep lore on dark and tattoos? I know he’s said he doesn’t have any and he seems to make jokes about them whenever the topic comes up, I like to think he’s one of them old people who just gets a real disgusted face when he sees people with tattoos

He’s also determined to pretend like he never wore the panda lee chain, it’s so odd how casually he tries to rewrite history on pointless shit.

 

[Destro1986]

Anybody got some deep lore on dark and tattoos? I know he’s said he doesn’t have any and he seems to make jokes about them whenever the topic comes up, I like to think he’s one of them old people who just gets a real disgusted face when he sees people with tattoos

He’s also determined to pretend like he never wore the panda lee chain, it’s so odd how casually he tries to rewrite history on pointless shit.

I assume he views tattoos the same way he views dyed hair.

I feel like he was one of those kids who really wanted to be a preppy elitist but was just an asshole.