Lolcow Timothy "TJ" Church / Cowlick - Failed Literotica Writer &/or Null's Best Friend

[Pozzingmyfilthyneghole]

1] @LoverofPi OK, so it was only "attention" you mentioned. My mistake. Also, I do not have the ability to rate any posts at all. I have no memory issues, & have recalled & utilized quoting many times. I never said anything made anything "not rap", but many of those recordings lack music (the rare exceptions being Eminem sampling Dido or Aerosmith, for instance). The last part of your post is all centered around opinion. There is nothing about the first statement that should make anyone uncertain, & while my agreement doesn't affect whether or not I sound like a sociopath, it can also not be proven that I certainly do. I am not a sociopath, nor any of those other things you claim me to be. (On an ironic side-note, you are assuredly "profoundly stupid".)

2] @Mr. X , it takes about as long for that as it takes for someone to claim Neil Armstrong walked on the moon. Things that have been true for long periods of time can be stated by anyone with little passage of time being required.

3] @ChurchOfGodBear , I don't mumble very much at all, & never say anything that is that level of meaningless, incomprehensible gibberish.

4] @flossman , I have not been to Canada (nor face-to-face met anyone I knew was from there) in 20 years.

5] @drtoboggan , don't confuse the women I've slept with & the people many of you have perhaps slept with you pretended were women but weer actually other male members of either your local areas or this site.

SAY NIGGER, YOU NIGGERFAGGOT!! I DOUBLENIGGER DARE YOU!!!!

 

[ON 190]

4] @flossman , I have not been to Canada (nor face-to-face met anyone I knew was from there) in 20 years.

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For someone who said that he understands idioms, that one went way over your swollen head. "Canadian girlfriend" is a term for someone that a person swears exists but you'll never meet.

As an example: "Yeah, my girlfriend's name is Alex, but she lives in Canada so you'll probably never meet her."

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

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For someone who said that he understands idioms, that one went way over your swollen head. "Canadian girlfriend" is a term for someone that a person swears exists but you'll never meet.

You taught TJ something today.

 

[ON 190]

You taught TJ something today.

I doubt I have.

 

[Cowlick]

@flossman , I doubt you have taught anyone as much as others have tried to teach you something. (I write that as someone who has tried to teach you things many times, but has either seen no proof you learned it, or quite the opposite, seen proof later you failed to learn it.)

Also, just because a phrase or something else is popular among idiots does not make it an idiom.

 

[AnOminous]

Also, just because a phrase or something else is popular among idiots does not make it an idiom.

But that's what an idiom is, idiot.

 

[Pozzingmyfilthyneghole]

@flossman , I doubt you have taught anyone as much as others have tried to teach you something. (I write that as someone who has tried to teach you things many times, but has either seen no proof you learned it, or quite the opposite, seen proof later you failed to learn it.)

Also, just because a phrase or something else is popular among idiots does not make it an idiom.

Serious question:
Are you aware that because of your hydrocephalus, there’s a real possibility your brain might have physical injuries?
Here is the Wikipedia article, which is quite an interesting read.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrocephalus

 

[Cowlick]

1] @AnOminous , not the definition I read. Also, I can't trust what you claim considering you think I'm the idiot out of the two of us. (Not saying either one of us is, but if one is, it's not me.)

2] @Pozzingmyfilthyneghole (ASK ME ABOUT MY SOCKS) , I'm aware of many things related to my hydrocephalus, including that possibility. However, I am not about to believe this thread has turned into a place where people decide to inform me of things in hopes of improving my life, & there's 2 main reasons for that:

2A] The prior post disagreeing with me & verbatim calling me an idiot.
2B] If people actually cared about improving my life, there would be no thread here (or at least a Locked one until someone with the power to remove it had come to do so).
2C] I have autism.

 

[AnOminous]

1] @AnOminous , not the definition I read. Also, I can't trust what you claim considering you think I'm the idiot out of the two of us. (Not saying either one of us is, but if one is, it's not me.)

b.1.b In narrower sense: That variety of a language which is peculiar to a limited district or class of people; dialect.

 

[Doctor Stan]

His “Canadian girlfriends.”

He probably also has the uncle that works at Nintendo. I can see TJ being that kid back in elementary school

 

[drtoboggan]

1] @LoverofPi OK, so it was only "attention" you mentioned. My mistake. Also, I do not have the ability to rate any posts at all. I have no memory issues, & have recalled & utilized quoting many times. I never said anything made anything "not rap", but many of those recordings lack music (the rare exceptions being Eminem sampling Dido or Aerosmith, for instance). The last part of your post is all centered around opinion. There is nothing about the first statement that should make anyone uncertain, & while my agreement doesn't affect whether or not I sound like a sociopath, it can also not be proven that I certainly do. I am not a sociopath, nor any of those other things you claim me to be. (On an ironic side-note, you are assuredly "profoundly stupid".)

2] @Mr. X , it takes about as long for that as it takes for someone to claim Neil Armstrong walked on the moon. Things that have been true for long periods of time can be stated by anyone with little passage of time being required.

3] @ChurchOfGodBear , I don't mumble very much at all, & never say anything that is that level of meaningless, incomprehensible gibberish.

4] @flossman , I have not been to Canada (nor face-to-face met anyone I knew was from there) in 20 years.

5] @drtoboggan , don't confuse the women I've slept with & the people many of you have perhaps slept with you pretended were women but weer actually other male members of either your local areas or this site.

I'm confusing nothing, TJ Virgin. Nobody would willingly fuck you. You're an asshole and an ugly one to boot.

 

[Positron]

2B] If people actually cared about improving my life, there would be no thread here (or at least a Locked one until someone with the power to remove it had come to do so).

In what way does the existence of this thread negatively affect your life? You've repeatedly asserted that this thread is discussing a non-existent concept & therefore cannot possibly have anything to do with you. What's more, as you just told us, you have oodles of friends outside the internet.

Have you shared with your real-life friends about your misgivings of this thread? & what did they say? If even a group of what you call idiots can prevent you improving your life, perhaps you are not as smart as you think?

 

[AnOminous]

Why not just pretend this thread doesn't exist, like you do all those other things that bother you by existing?

 

[dysentery]

2B] If people actually cared about improving my life, there would be no thread here (or at least a Locked one until someone with the power to remove it had come to do so).

Archiving exists, even if you were to remove this thread from this site, it still resides in several other places.

 

[ON 190]

@flossman , (I write that as someone who has tried to teach you things many times, but has either seen no proof you learned it, or quite the opposite, seen proof later you failed to learn it.)

Teej, go back into your post history. You have literally not tried to teach me anything. You have been condescending, dismissive, and downright rude to me, but you've never tried to "teach" me anything. Now, in the case that I am wrong, whatever you tried to teach me was genuinely something I already knew. I'm going to throw this out again, and not pretend it means I know everything in the world, but who has a master's from a respected university and who doesn't even have a bachelors?

Yeah, exactly.

 

[Mr. X]

Things that have been true for long periods of time can be stated by anyone with little passage of time being required.

You are an extremely predictable, arrogant, ignorant asshole. This has been true for a long period of time.

 

[Chuggernaut]

Teej, go back into your post history. You have literally not tried to teach me anything. You have been condescending, dismissive, and downright rude to me, but you've never tried to "teach" me anything. Now, in the case that I am wrong, whatever you tried to teach me was genuinely something I already knew. I'm going to throw this out again, and not pretend it means I know everything in the world, but who has a master's from a respected university and who doesn't even have a bachelors?

Yeah, exactly.

The pinnacle of TJ's literary accomplishments is having a letter published in a newspaper. One of the things I do as a job is put those packages together, and all you have to do to make the cut is not slander anyone.

 

[ON 190]

One of the things I do as a job is put those packages together, and all you have to do to make the cut is not slander anyone.

Shit, since my internship ran out and I wait for another one I do billing in a cube from 9-5 while waiting for either a crappy job in my field or another internship... More than Teej can say.

Speaking of which... are you hiring?

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

(the rare exceptions being Eminem sampling Dido or Aerosmith, for instance).

I fucking knew the exception would be a white guy. But a white guy who samples (a) a woman, (b) a bunch of straight men. Teej would never, I repeat never have used Vanilla Ice as his White Rap Exception, because the sample he got in deep legal shit for stealing and claiming on TV that he personally wrote was officially co-written by David Bowie, a bisexual man, and Queen, a band fronted by a gay-leaning bisexual man and, you know, named after slang for a gay man. (Hint, Teej: Queen were -- and the surviving members still are -- not royalists. There was no giant corgi stage prop.)

There was no way in the history of all holy fuck that Teej was going to say anything positive about a sample from a group of men, at least two of whom (counting Bowie) are known to have had sex with other men in their lives. He desires this same thing so desperately and suppresses that desire so violently that, despite Bohemian Rhapsody's still being in cinemas, he will probably state that Queen never existed because he personally doesn't like them. And if they did exist, they wouldn't have been any good.

 

[LoverofPi]

1] @LoverofPi OK, so it was only "attention" you mentioned. My mistake.

One of countless many, yes.

Also, I do not have the ability to rate any posts at all.

You also complained about not having the ability to quote posts and it turned out that you simply didn't know how.

I have no memory issues, & have recalled & utilized quoting many times.

I never said you never knew. I said you have once again forgotten how to quote.

I never said anything made anything "not rap", but many of those recordings lack music (the rare exceptions being Eminem sampling Dido or Aerosmith, for instance).

You said "there is practically no such thing as rap music."
And in your eyes, the lack of music in a rap song makes it not rap?

The last part of your post is all centered around opinion. There is nothing about the first statement that should make anyone uncertain,

The speaker, for one. Your history has shown you to be generally bad at comprehending the thoughts and feelings of others, and uncaring about that fact.

& while my agreement doesn't affect whether or not I sound like a sociopath, it can also not be proven that I certainly do.

Actually it can. Sociopathy does have several markers than experts can detect in spoken and written language.

I am not a sociopath,

Agreed

nor any of those other things you claim me to be.

Demonstrably false.

(On an ironic side-note, you are assuredly "profoundly stupid".)

Teejypoo, you parroting my insult back to me with the exact wording I used is at best a school yard level "No U!" and that is if I am feeling especially generous about your development.
Attempting this also proved you are hilariously predictable.

2] @Mr. X , it takes about as long for that as it takes for someone to claim Neil Armstrong walked on the moon. Things that have been true for long periods of time can be stated by anyone with little passage of time being required.

Which is why it takes no time at all to speak truth to power that you are a feckless water-brained simpleton. See, that's both how you throw someone's words back at them in an insult AND use compound adjectives correctly.

3] @ChurchOfGodBear , I don't mumble very much at all, & never say anything that is that level of meaningless, incomprehensible gibberish.

Bald faced lie. With bad teeth, too.

4] @flossman , I have not been to Canada (nor face-to-face met anyone I knew was from there) in 20 years.

Other people have very thoroughly put you on blast for failing to understand this incredibly common idiom.

5] @drtoboggan , don't confuse the women I've slept with & the people many of you have perhaps slept with you pretended were women but weer actually other male members of either your local areas or this site.

And there we go, accusations of homosexuality as if it's such a terrible thing to be. Teej, why are you so homophobic? Is it because you're incredibly sexually repressed and unfulfilled and have to project that onto other people to try and make you feel better about how sad and miserable your life is, or are you just a stupid bigot?

In fairness, I should allow that both could be true.