حلال LagoonaBlue / Harriet Louise Connor / BendyRuler / erapony / HazzaScottish / Hazza Jermface / erajermface / imeverypony - Big titty, fat trollshielding brony with Jontron, Rick, and karate fetishes, disgusting nymphomaniac bunny boiler and child hater

[Cyber Bowling]

Lady you can be autistic or even a criminal without being a necessarily bad person, and you can be a shit person without having those things. You can be unemployed and not be a lolcow, this is autistic but it's one of those "All A is B but not all B is A" things.

But guys, she plays the french horn *and* has a part time job. She really showed us that she isn't a lolcow, checkmate kiwifarms. In all seriousness, it is kind of funny how she's trying to deflect again and insist she isn't as bad as other cows, given one of the big contributing factors to her getting a thread was her repeated "at least I'm not as bad as Chris-chan" posts. Her trying to insist she doesn't obsess over things like other cows is also laughable given her Jontron stalking. She had a cake with the dude's face, wrote fanfic about him, bought shit from etsy just to talk to his gf and claim some sort of friendship and even highlighted the fact that he one time responded to her tweet or something along those lines in her twitter bio.

 

[Rabid Weasels]

I think we need to see videos of her playing the French horn before we make any rash decisions.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

I think we need to see videos of her playing the French horn before we make any rash decisions.

She probably sounds like tommy on his sax

 

[The Crow]

She probably sounds like tommy on his sax

@Mister Thomas Jay Wasserberg and @LagoonaBlue should 1 v. 1 each other in a horn blowing contest.

 

[SpaceAce]

This poor, stupid girl.
She really needs to just get away from anything and everything relating to lolcows. It's not that hard to do, there's a whole big internet out there where people have never heard of Chris Chan or Pixyteri, or even better a whole real world out there where if you call someone an "exceptional individual" they will think you're complimenting them.
Whatever her endgame is with all this unbridled autism it's at least fun for us, but I doubt will end with her being the Queen of her own lolcow farm or anti-cow internet army or whatever it is she thinks she'll accomplish with her callouts and random gift giving.

I'm still curious, and sorry if it's been addressed and I missed it, but when she was in here screeching about having a thread, why did she keep insisting she was promised she wouldn't be targeted? I know she doesn't get why she deserves a thread because lack of self reflection is a common cow trait but she was acting like she had some special, elevated status.

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Please tell me she's at least friends with this person and didn't just message that to some random brony out of the blue

 

[BE 911]

I'm still curious, and sorry if it's been addressed and I missed it, but when she was in here screeching about having a thread, why did she keep insisting she was promised she wouldn't be targeted? I know she doesn't get why she deserves a thread because lack of self reflection is a common cow trait but she was acting like she had some special, elevated status.

I think it was one or two mods that previously told her she was not going to have a halal thread made about her before all of this happened, probably because she was a regular here and contributed here despite her behavior. This gave her a false sense of security and in a way I think it kinda amplified her behavior. I don't think that telling her that she would be treated like every user doing this kind of thing would have helped in any way though. Hell, @yawning sneasel trying to get her to calm this stuff down for hours didn't do anything, so I think this thread was bound to happen eventually, "protection" or not.

 

[GS 281]

I think it was one or two mods that previously told her she was not going to have a halal thread made about her before all of this happened, probably because she was a regular here and contributed here despite her behavior. This gave her a false sense of security and in a way I think it kinda amplified her behavior. I don't think that telling her that she would be treated like every user doing this kind of thing would have helped in any way though. Hell, @yawning sneasel trying to get her to calm this stuff down for hours didn't do anything, so I think this thread was bound to happen eventually, "protection" or not.

Pretty much a few mods, me included, were asked by her back in like... i guess it was july(?) if she was gonna get a thread because she was bothering chris on twitter. i told her that i didnt think she would because thats not how it works. you get a thread if you are a lolcow, not an idiot. I warned her that if she kept bothering cows that she would gain the interest of other people. Well, @hood LOLCOW started looking through her twitter and he found stuff that was hilarious. He kept looking and found a bunch of her social media. At first her thread wasnt ever gonna happen, everything was just gonna stay in pm chains. but it just got to this point where there was so much it needed to be posted. It was either give her a thread or post her in the lunatics who yell at a disabled man thread. i think this was best.

 

[J A N D E K]

Pretty much a few mods, me included, were asked by her back in like... i guess it was july(?) if she was gonna get a thread because she was bothering chris on twitter. i told her that i didnt think she would because thats not how it works. you get a thread if you are a lolcow, not an idiot. I warned her...

And her Halal happened in the middle of October. So from July-ish to October she knew that people were on to her shenanigans yet didn’t dial her behaviour back. THAT is some serious lack of awareness and proof of impending and warranted lolcow status right there.

 

[Lez]

The fact that she actually asked mods to not allow a thread to be made about her implies she was at least semi-aware that she had lolcow tendencies or that people would have material to make a thread about her from, yet that didn't stop her from continuing to act like... that. Amazing.

 

[QU 734]

bothering chris on twitter.

found a bunch of her social media.

What I find mindblowing is that she was here watching cows get doxed and mocked for years and didn't learn a learn a goddamn thing about opsec.

 

[RP 520]

What I find mindblowing is that she was here watching cows get doxed and mocked for years and didn't learn a learn a goddamn thing about opsec.

She's got that massive arrogant, ego and hubris that a lot of the more fun lolcows have. No matter how many times you tell them and show them how not to fuck up, they still fuck up and then blame everyone else.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Vacation 2015 - A prank involving ADF's accidental suicide happens.

Vacation 2017 Part One - Vordrak temporarily destroys Kiwi.

Vacation 2017 Part Two - The thread pozloading my negholeooop is made, exposing several oldfags and their sperging.

Vacation 2018 - This epic thread is made.

I dunno why so much extreme shit happens when I travel.

 

[Hellfire]

Kengling


She randomly replied to someone's tweet to her from October and demanded he link her to his apology (there was none).

 

[Heckler1]

She's a great lolcow. She combines deviancy of a sadfag, strong delusion as to her ridiculousness, and her desperate flailing to try and get people to focus on other cows. She is much to stupid to stop whining and involving herself in situations that make her even more ridiculous. Which then in turn makes her laying out reasons why she isn't a lolcow all the more funny.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

The fact that she actually asked mods to not allow a thread to be made about her implies she was at least semi-aware that she had lolcow tendencies or that people would have material to make a thread about her from, yet that didn't stop her from continuing to act like... that. Amazing.

She's just right on the brink of self-awareness. But too autistic and/or arrogant to do anything to actually work towards fixing it.

Vacation 2015 - A prank involving ADF's accidental suicide happens.

Vacation 2017 Part One - Vordrak temporarily destroys Kiwi.

Vacation 2017 Part Two - The thread pozloading my negholeooop is made, exposing several oldfags and their sperging.

Vacation 2018 - This epic thread is made.

I dunno why so much extreme shit happens when I travel.

It's the Kahlua curse, your bloodline brings doom/lol.

 

[CWCissey]

The fact that she actually asked mods to not allow a thread to be made about her implies she was at least semi-aware that she had lolcow tendencies or that people would have material to make a thread about her from, yet that didn't stop her from continuing to act like... that. Amazing.

Not just mods. She asked me if I thought she was threadworthy too (which I don't know how to take). Alas I was stupid and didn't know better then.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Not just mods. She asked me if I thought she was threadworthy too (which I don't know how to take). Alas I was stupid and didn't know better then.

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Okay is there anyone in this thread that she didn't do this little song and dance with, looking for re-assurance from people who didn't realize how deep the problem went?

 

[The Un-Clit]

So after all the time that this thread has run, she's -STILL- stuck on the opinion that the Halal was unfair because she was told a couple of times that there wasn't going to be a thread about her because there wasn't enough on her to bother with - until there was?

Amazing that for such a long-time viewer/poster here that she didn't clue in to the fact that that ANYTHING on this forum is temporary and subject to change, especially "protection" which she wasn't even promised in the first place. Hell, even bans are reversed half the time.

That's the 'Tism at work, all right.

 

[AnOminous]

Okay is there anyone in this thread that she didn't do this little song and dance with, looking for re-assurance from people who didn't realize how deep the problem went?

She had a good chunk of the AM thread (including me) thinking she was more sinned against than sinning. Part of this is that Guillaume is such a creep and what he did was so creepy it looked that way, but she certainly raped that for all it was worth.

So after all the time that this thread has run, she's -STILL- stuck on the opinion that the Halal was unfair because she was told a couple of times that there wasn't going to be a thread about her because there wasn't enough on her to bother with - until there was?

Non-autistic people would have taken a statement like that as a strong hint not to keep generating more shit, not as some kind of weird promise never to halal her even if she completely chimped out.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

She had a good chunk of the AM thread (including me) thinking she was more sinned against than sinning. Part of this is that Guillaume is such a creep and what he did was so creepy it looked that way, but she certainly raped that for all it was worth.

Yeah that was my thought exactly, I haven't been through every page over in that thread, but I've followed Labelle closely enough that it really was apparent that Lagoona was more the victim in that situation.

But then she kept milking it for attention like all the other victim complex tumblrinas that have had actually bad shit happen to them do. Then she pulled a full @Ancani and devolved further into an attention whore.