حلال LagoonaBlue / Harriet Louise Connor / BendyRuler / erapony / HazzaScottish / Hazza Jermface / erajermface / imeverypony - Big titty, fat trollshielding brony with Jontron, Rick, and karate fetishes, disgusting nymphomaniac bunny boiler and child hater

[J A N D E K]

Okay is there anyone in this thread that she didn't do this little song and dance with, looking for re-assurance from people who didn't realize how deep the problem went?

iirc @balcolm and @Heinrich Himmler were also bending over backwards trying save her from herself. She effectively pushed half of the Farms aside to make room to fall on her own sword...

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Okay is there anyone in this thread that she didn't do this little song and dance with, looking for re-assurance from people who didn't realize how deep the problem went?

she didn't do it with me if that counts

 

[J A N D E K]

she didn't do it with me if that counts

Be glad. We know to avoid pozloading my neghole, but it can’t be good when the poo reaches out to touch you.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Be glad. We know to avoid pozloading my neghole, but it can’t be good when the poo reaches out to touch you.

fair point. I probably didn't seem that important since my account was less old than the other people she messaged. Watching this thread blow up the way it did is a nice lesson on how not to handle getting a thread on yourself

 

[Tanner Glass]

It looks like the lesson here is if you're a KF user for a number of years and feel compelled to ask another (or multiple) KF users "Am I thread worthy?" that the answer is almost certainly "Yes".

 

[Ntwadumela]

She lives in Perth? It’s a pretty small and quiet yet peaceful town mostly filled with old folks and a few churches. I don’t think she has to worry about her neighbors finding out her online footprint, since most people her age and others in their 20s are in bigger cities such as Glasgow.

I’ve been to Scotland a few times, it’s a beautiful country. The wilderness (especially up in the Highlands) is big and expansive enough for her to cut off ties with civilization and become a hermit.

 

[CWCissey]

She lives in Perth? It’s a pretty small and quiet yet peaceful town mostly filled with old folks and a few churches. I don’t think she has to worry about her neighbors finding out her online footprint, since most people her age and others in their 20s are in bigger cities such as Glasgow.

I’ve been to Scotland a few times, it’s a beautiful country. The wilderness (especially up in the Highlands) is big and expansive enough for her to cut off ties with civilization and become a hermit.

She doesn't even have to go that far. The area around Loch Lomond is lovely.

 

[AnOminous]

She lives in Perth? It’s a pretty small and quiet yet peaceful town mostly filled with old folks and a few churches. I don’t think she has to worry about her neighbors finding out her online footprint, since most people her age and others in their 20s are in bigger cities such as Glasgow.

I think anyone interacting with her irl has already realized she's a weirdo, and it being a small town, this is just no secret.

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

She lives in Perth? It’s a pretty small and quiet yet peaceful town mostly filled with old folks and a few churches. I don’t think she has to worry about her neighbors finding out her online footprint, since most people her age and others in their 20s are in bigger cities such as Glasgow.

I’ve been to Scotland a few times, it’s a beautiful country. The wilderness (especially up in the Highlands) is big and expansive enough for her to cut off ties with civilization and become a hermit.

I don't think Lagoona will ever stop worrying about her online footprint. She's too much of a attention whore to stop engaging with cows, is picky enough with her attention, she mostly wants positive attention and is just self aware enough to realize people will make fun of her for her antics. At best, I see her wasting her life away on the internet in her parent's house until something happens to them

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

I just remembered something recently...

There was another comment from her hidden by him. A shame I can't see what she possibly said...

 

[AnOminous]

I just remembered something recently...

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There was another comment from her hidden by him. A shame I can't see what she possibly said...

She's telling a literal retard she's better than he is?

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

She's telling a literal exceptional individual she's better than he is?

It was amusing at the time, but with this thread and the fact that she showed off her MLP panties on Twitter and Tumblr without shame, it's clear she's no better.

Both have autism.
Both regularly take pictures of themselves.
Both have no filter.
Both have their personal info exposed, albeit in different ways.
Both play the "I have autism, please love and pity me card" when caught.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

It was amusing at the time, but with this thread and the fact that she showed off her MLP panties on Twitter and Tumblr without shame, it's clear she's no better.

Both have autism.
Both regularly take pictures of themselves.
Both have no filter.
Both have their personal info exposed, albeit in different ways.
Both play the "I have autism, please love and pity me card" when caught.

Yeah, but she plays the french horn, so, she's instantly better than this other person and we should delete this thread immediately and focus on this non french horn playing pleb.

I think Harriet actually has some self awareness and realizes she's a cow, but instead of actively trying to improve her life, she goes out of her way to find people she thinks are worse than her so she can smugly look down on them and draw as much attention to that person as possible so people will overlook her own tism. Seems like that played a part in her repeatedly asking people whether or not she was thread worthy. Even her recent tweets seem to be more about deflecting to cows that are worse than her as opposed to trying to own up to anything she did. What's kind of funny/sad is how pathetic her attempts are to justify not being a cow. Most other cows at least have something a little more substantial to cling to when they try and argue they aren't a cow. Her defenses are just very minor things like having a part time job or having gone to school.

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

Yeah, but she plays the french horn, so, she's instantly better than this other person and we should delete this thread immediately and focus on this non french horn playing pleb.

I think Harriet actually has some self awareness and realizes she's a cow, but instead of actively trying to improve her life, she goes out of her way to find people she thinks are worse than her so she can smugly look down on them and draw as much attention to that person as possible so people will overlook her own tism. Seems like that played a part in her repeatedly asking people whether or not she was thread worthy. Even her recent tweets seem to be more about deflecting to cows that are worse than her as opposed to trying to own up to anything she did. What's kind of funny/sad is how pathetic her attempts are to justify not being a cow. Most other cows at least have something a little more substantial to cling to when they try and argue they aren't a cow. Her defenses are just very minor things like having a part time job or having gone to school.

Harriet should've remembered this:

People who are weird but harmless aren't lolcows and few people will pile on someone who is exceptionally weird but nice. If you're weird but not a spiteful shithead, the internet either ignores you or rallies behind you.

Uli is a good example of this. He has genuine followers who want to help him these days and he's going from strength to strength. Anyone who tries to target him now will get their shit wrecked, and deservedly so.

Instead she puts people down to make herself look better.

 

[SpaceAce]

It looks like the lesson here is if you're a KF user for a number of years and feel compelled to ask another (or multiple) KF users "Am I thread worthy?" that the answer is almost certainly "Yes".

If you even find that you're asking yourself that question it's time to re-evaluate your current course of action.

Most other cows at least have something a little more substantial to cling to when they try and argue they aren't a cow. Her defenses are just very minor things like having a part time job or having gone to school.

Old fags in the room (or new fags who have been bingeing on ancient christory) may remember a video where Chris is listing off all the things he's done that qualify him as an adult and this list included being tricked into taking a road trip and playing the lotto once.
It's actually pretty sad and VERY similar to Lagoona's "achievements"

 

[wes]

Both have autism.
Both regularly take pictures of themselves.
Both have no filter.
Both have their personal info exposed, albeit in different ways.
Both play the "I have autism, please love and pity me card" when caught.

Most of the people covered on the site have autism, no filter, have their personal info exposed, and play the autism card if held accountable. These things form the classic lolcow model at this point, and no literal autism card will get you out of making a fool of yourself over and over again.

If it walks like a cow, talks like a cow, begs for attention like a cow.....it's probably certified beef.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Maybe somebody educated in the matter can tell whether this is a symptom of the 'tism, but I notice she's got this weird "splitting" thing going on -- that is, either you are on your white horse defending her, or you literally want to see her blood splattered all over Perth. This kind of explains how she whipsawed wildly back and forth between begging Autphag to re-add her on Skype, and being convinced that he was literally going to come up there and murder her any second. It just seems that there's no middle ground in her mind -- you're best friends and soulmates, or you're gleefully anticipating that a lazy codeine junkie is going to decapitate her.

 

[Pablo Escobar]

There's some weird divide in this thread, but I can clear some things up about this cows whereabouts.

Perth is in the region of Fife, near the city of Dundee. Dundee has a lot of gaming and nerd conventions due to its association with being the hometown of developer DMA Design. They might ring a bell, because they're better known now as Rockstar.

Because of this association there's a really popular university for games design in Dundee, meaning the city is crawling with autists left and right thinking they're the next Notch. Dundee is therefore Scotland's mecca for retards.

So when folk ask how can she continue to be this retarded, just think, she's probably surrounded by a group of them

 

[Double Dee]

Maybe somebody educated in the matter can tell whether this is a symptom of the 'tism, but I notice she's got this weird "splitting" thing going on -- that is, either you are on your white horse defending her, or you literally want to see her blood splattered all over Perth.

It's also called 'black and white' thinking; IIRC, some autistics DO deal with it, so Lagoomba is a likely candidate.

 

[awoo]

It's also called 'black and white' thinking; IIRC, some autistics DO deal with it, so Lagoomba is a likely candidate.

It's also a common symptom of BPD and people who have trouble with relationships in general. They fear abandonment so much that they actually hurt good relationships they have with others. They are also extremely sensitive to criticism.