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Freshtodeath said:
he used to always do the WIP on sunday nights. Now seems like he just does patreon stuff and pays bills. I swear he pays bills every sunday. He's never heard of auto pay apparently. It seems like he tries to portray himself as extremely productive. I wonder if he actually is productive or just sits on the couch.
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Clearly he uses autopay, otherwise he wouldn't be overdrafted every month.
 
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Il_Duke said:
Whoever made the restaurant comparison is spot on. Imagine fine dining at Filippo's Gen-u-ine Italian Bistro.

- Chef Phil coming to your table 4 times during the meal to complain that DETRACTOR RESTAURANTS in the same neighborhood are cooking the same dishes.
- Having your waiter talk shit about the filet for ten minutes after you order it, because he knows there's more profit in the chicken.
- Garçon Swaggins kicking you out for pointing out that Pierogi and Gołąbki are on Phil's "Authentic Italian" menu.
- Coming in for take-out and having to listen to a 5 minute rant about how dine-in customers are "Really interactive and tip well", and it's time for you to STEP UP when you order.
- If you don't like Phil's REAL FOOD and his TEN YEAR LEGACY of throwing a plate of spaghetti in the microwave, you just don't appreciate food. You can go to one of those gimmick restaurants, with their distractions like "live music" and "fresh ingredients".

I think he should go head first into this. Kitchen Nightmares reruns have been getting boring. He'd be in appropriate company, too.

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You walkin to the Italian restaurant named "KHANT BLAWK", greeted by chef Phil, presenting a simple menu with 2 dishes

Penne with extra Salt. 5000 bits
Roasted Pigroach. $16,000

Before you order, chef Burnell says:
"PLEASE TIP ME now, MY BANK ACCOUNT IS OVERDRAWN"

In the background, bartender Amityville shouted "ya Phil is right, he did nothing wrong, he did everything correct "

Barmaid Wagginz agreed " its Tevin's fault"
 
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Destro1986 said:
Clearly he uses autopay, otherwise he wouldn't be overdrafted every month.
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Dude, how was I supposed to know you had to turn auto pay off? Real talk, my accountant, ok, from back in Connecticut was taking care of my bank account. It's HIS fault that I'm being charged automatically. Alright folks? I did NOTHING wrong!
 
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Alxmir23 said:
get 50 gifted subs,but the motherfucker is too lazy to count them all. ungrateful as hell

hes dead in game,got plenty time
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Account isn't even following Phil.
 

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Comma said:
Hmm, a 13-month-old account, follows no one, no followers, has never said a word in chat.

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And what does a quick Google search give?

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Hmm... I wonder... who could it be? Does anyone want to take a guess?

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Seems fishy. Phil gifted them to himself or Kat?

Either way it is always funny how these random accounts constantly show up to support DSP out of no where.
 
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Comma said:
Hmm, a 13-month-old account, follows no one, no followers, has never said a word in chat.

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Hmm... I wonder... who could it be? Does anyone want to take a guess?

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Throwing out my customary tenner for the chance to don my tinfoil hat and claim that this, and so many like it we've seen in the past year, are the work of one womanhorse. A centauress, if you will.

I propose that Kat is subsidizing DSP with inflated subs, and may be doing so in other ways as well.

It's Friday. She's just been paid. Her gravy-train man is in a slump. He's setting aside time this weekend to settle on sub goals. What better time to act to drive business by priming the pump?

Even money says he'll settle on an easily-achievable sub goal and the event will be something guaranteed to bring in the trolls. Jackbox or Minecraft or pubg. He's gonna be counting on trollcheering.

Edit: ninja'd by @boxybum . Well-played, thou crafty bastard, thou.
 
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boxybum said:
Seems fishy. Phil gifted them to himself or Kat?

Either way it is always funny how these random accounts constantly show up to support DSP out of no where.
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phil always says <i knew it was sketchy> and shit but he wont for this at first. hell deny but if it turns out it was trolling or illegal,he is gonna say he knew it all along
 
Sparkletor said:
Phil has made it clear that he needs that tip money that comes right now. A real supporter wouldn't have dropped 250 subs at $5 a pop, they would have given Phil the $1200.
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its someone who wanted the event to happen. everytime,theres not enough subs for sub goal and someone just bites the bullet and gift subs to cheat.

but in this case,they go overboard so phil can say people overwhelmly wanted the event to happen
 
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