Joshua Wise & Stephen Boyd The Chris-Chan Extortionists - and the End of Evangelion

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DragoonSierra said:
He actually didnt. He had no clue who CWC was until the trolls tricked Chris into fake doxing Surfshack Tito. But after that yes he did become a Chris a log but he didnt do it too often even back then.
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Huh, I was told by someone in chat that he did, and that was how he was discovered in the 1st place.

I am open to corrections though.
 
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neural said:
Huh, I was told by someone in chat that he did, and that was how he was discovered in the 1st place.

I am open to corrections though.
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He A-Logged Chris a bit on Deviantart or some shit before 2011 but Chris never noticed him.

EDIT: ED says people noticed him as far back as 2007 for his Naruto fanart so make of that what you will.
 
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Mr. 0 said:
He A-Logged Chris a bit on Deviantart or some shit before 2011 but Chris never noticed him.

EDIT: ED says people noticed him as far back as 2007 for his Naruto fanart so make of that what you will.
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He started out pretty low key and was mainly known for the McCain shit that got the Secret Service to interview him. That was his major known chimpout. Then he was known for the cringy cosplay and for being a creepy borderline pedo who hung out with underage kids before they told him to fuck off, and that eventually morphed into his Maoist stupidity.
 
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Masterfoxz2 said:
Chris shitting on the floor seems pretty tame in comparison to most of the other fucked up videos he's done. But I agree. This is fucked up. I remember thinking Bluespike was the worst troll. Those days are over now.
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Getting Chris to shove busted shards of modelling clay up his pooper is objectively worse than getting him to shit on the floor, or even getting him to slap himself stupid, or play-act hitting Barb. The 'financial gain' angle does make it a different kind of fuckery in my book, though. Don't know if it's worse or better than convincing him to lacerate his shitter, or conning him that he's about to meet the love of his life, (could probably argue that either way to be honest) but it does make it different.

The old trolling was definitely funnier, though. And way less mutually autistic.
 
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Masterfoxz2 said:
Chris shitting on the floor seems pretty tame in comparison to most of the other fucked up videos he's done. But I agree. This is fucked up. I remember thinking Bluespike was the worst troll. Those days are over now.
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Snuckening said:
Getting Chris to shove busted shards of modelling clay up his pooper is objectively worse than getting him to shit on the floor, or even getting him to slap himself stupid, or play-act hitting Barb. The 'financial gain' angle does make it a different kind of fuckery in my book, though. Don't know if it's worse or better than convincing him to lacerate his shitter, or conning him that he's about to meet the love of his life, (could probably argue that either way to be honest) but it does make it different.
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Reminder that Bluespike was going to try to get Chris to burn his house down.
 
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Snuckening said:
Fuck, I never heard that before. That's a little bit harsh. And pretty ironic, with how shit ended up panning out. So what was the story with that?
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Blue told Chris he could either burn his house down or cut up the medallion (it's CFMM, not ceramic, so it's basically a piece of foam) and shove it up his ass. Chris chose the latter. Why he did neither = :autism:
 
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Stephanie Bustcakes said:
Reminder that Bluespike was going to try to get Chris to burn his house down.
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I believe at that point in the conversation Clyde Cash (or some other ween) interjected with "Goddamnit you idiot!" Which explains why Bluespike quickly drops it when Chris matter-of-factly explains that if he burns his house down then "Julie" would have nowhere to visit him.

Turns out he did burn the house down, but it was 5 years later.
 
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Any idea what he's talking about?
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https://archive.fo/Exb3V
 
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DeathHeat said:
I thought Chris had 5 sexy husbands in Commaland or some shit.
Wtf does he need body pillows for anymore? Physical representation?
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He got rid of the body pillow with the waifu girl on it when he decided to astrally marry Cryzel and the rest, but I guess he kept one for mass debating purposes, if those videos Lukas leaked are any indication.
 
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