حلال LagoonaBlue / Harriet Louise Connor / BendyRuler / erapony / HazzaScottish / Hazza Jermface / erajermface / imeverypony - Big titty, fat trollshielding brony with Jontron, Rick, and karate fetishes, disgusting nymphomaniac bunny boiler and child hater

[BILLY MAYS]

Something occured to me: For all his faults, @Michael J Hirtes had better opsec than @LagoonaBlue when it comes to alogging on Chris.

In other news, looks like we haven't discussed the time her username got featured in HorseNews:

My username was featured in one of the HorseNews articles, but here goes nothing.

For once these bronies helped us in archiving lulz:
https://archive.is/Tb668

This imagery spawned an article in HorseNews:
https://archive.fo/haagK


Harriet's responses?
https://archive.fo/EOhCu
https://archive.fo/1lJ0I

Totally not a lolcow.

 

[BE 911]

In other news, looks like we haven't discussed the time her username got featured in HorseNews

If she got mad about it, why did she tweet this at them a few months later? lol

Link - Archive

 

[BILLY MAYS]

If she got mad about it, why did she tweet this at them a few months later? lol
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Link - Archive

Kindly refer to this post for the aforementioned boobies:

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https://archive.is/WItaI

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

If she got mad about it, why did she tweet this at them a few months later? lol
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Link - Archive

*Stupidly posts a pic of her wearing Fluttershy panties and gets featured on a parody news site*
*Bitches about the attention she's getting from said photo*
*Does the same thing again despite knowing what happened the last time*

Damn, woman, you're the living definition of insanity.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

There's some weird divide in this thread, but I can clear some things up about this cows whereabouts.

Perth is in the region of Fife, near the city of Dundee. Dundee has a lot of gaming and nerd conventions due to its association with being the hometown of developer DMA Design. They might ring a bell, because they're better known now as Rockstar.

Because of this association there's a really popular university for games design in Dundee, meaning the city is crawling with autists left and right thinking they're the next Notch. Dundee is therefore Scotland's mecca for exceptional individuals.

So when folk ask how can she continue to be this exceptional, just think, she's probably surrounded by a group of them

I should think Edinburgh is a more likely lolcow farm, seeing as it's already Scotland's mecca for poncy braying English shitheads, and lolcows grow in that kind of culture like mould on a damp flannel

 

[Done]

Something occured to me: For all his faults, @Michael J Hirtes had better opsec than @LagoonaBlue when it comes to alogging on Chris.

In other news, looks like we haven't discussed the time her username got featured in HorseNews:


For once these bronies helped us in archiving lulz:
https://archive.is/Tb668
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This imagery spawned an article in HorseNews:
https://archive.fo/haagK
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Harriet's responses?
https://archive.fo/EOhCu
https://archive.fo/1lJ0I
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Totally not a lolcow.

How the fuck didn't that post of hers get the :powerlevel:s it deserved? Matter of fact, that entire thread she made is the ultimate proof that the Proving Grounds sub is necessary.

 

[SpaceAce]

that is, either you are on your white horse defending her, or you literally want to see her blood splattered all over Perth. ...

It's also called 'black and white' thinking; IIRC, some autistics DO deal with it, so Lagoomba is a likely candidate.

I think a lot of it has to do with her favourite form of manipulation as well; No one will take down your kiwi farms thread if you just say "my mom will get mad at me" but you may be able to convince someone if you say your parents will kick you out.
Why laugh off that some fat troon doxed you when you can cry to null and get a free pass on being an absolute bumbling autist all over the farms and get sympathy ratings or a new round of rightous anger from newer users whenever you bring it up?
Turning papercuts into amputations is a specialty of hers it seems and she knows how to play those cards.

If she got mad about it, why did she tweet this at them a few months later? lol
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Maybe I'm misunderstanding this, but why is a news site for a kids show asking for panty shots and allowing this mentally ill attention whore to submit unrelated pics of her breasts?

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Because any and all bronies are deviants that must be gassed.

 

[AnOminous]

Maybe I'm misunderstanding this, but why is a news site for a kids show asking for panty shots and allowing this mentally ill attention whore to submit unrelated pics of her breasts?

The autists at horse-news mainly came from 4chan's /mlp/ which is a hive of degenerate horsefuckers.

 

[CWCissey]

I think you're all missing the right takeaway from this.

Goons has posted nudes on Tumblr.

Definitely not a lolcow guise!

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

I think you're all missing the right takeaway from this.

Goons has posted nudes on Tumblr.

Definitely not a lolcow guise!

At least the upcoming Tumblr purge will clear out all of that.

 

[CWCissey]

At least the upcoming Tumblr purge will clear out all of that.

WTF now I love Tumblr!

 

[Big Nasty]

I predict that this Christmas, some lonely Kiwi Farmer will glue a red yarn wig to a Fleshlight and talk dirty to himself in the worst Scottish accent imaginable as he unleashes hell.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

I predict that this Christmas, some lonely Kiwi Farmer will glue a red yarn wig to a Fleshlight and talk dirty to himself in the worst Scottish accent imaginable as he unleashes hell.

@yawning sneasel

 

[Very Clever Nickname]

Something occured to me: For all his faults, @Michael J Hirtes had better opsec than @LagoonaBlue when it comes to alogging on Chris.

In other news, looks like we haven't discussed the time her username got featured in HorseNews:


For once these bronies helped us in archiving lulz:
https://archive.is/Tb668
View attachment 615293

This imagery spawned an article in HorseNews:
https://archive.fo/haagK
View attachment 615296 View attachment 615297

Harriet's responses?
https://archive.fo/EOhCu
https://archive.fo/1lJ0I
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Totally not a lolcow.

>"accidentally" posted a picture of her underwear on Twitter.
>keeps bringing it up and asks if she can post her breasts too because she's a attention whore

 

[Lez]

She also accidentally typed up a coherent caption and everything when her underwear pic was ACCIDENTALLY posted. What terrible luck.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Has Harriet explained why Craig looks like a discount Samuel Collingwood Smtih? Not judging though, to each their own.

Also the number of ponies and dolls my god. Where does she put them all? The amount of dolls and pony related stuff she owns is staggering.

By the way, is it common for people in the UK to have their looks degrade rapidly in a short amount of time?

 

[Monika H.]

iirc @balcolm and @Heinrich Himmler were also bending over backwards trying save her from herself. She effectively pushed half of the Farms aside to make room to fall on her own sword...

That's true, @J A N D E K has got it right.
I admit that at first, I thought it was some kind of civil shitwar, that's why I whiteknighted her in the first pages of the thread.

Once I saw all the stuff she had done, I stopped defending her and just tried to calm her down in private.
She just wanted me to go around insulting/begging mods and Kiwis in her stead, and I said nein.

I'm the "gentle Heinrich", not the "stupid Heinrich".

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

That's true, @J A N D E K has got it right.
I admit that at first, I thought it was some kind of civil shitwar, that's why I whiteknighted her in the first pages of the thread.

Once I saw all the stuff she had done, I stopped defending her and just tried to calm her down in private.
She just wanted me to go around insulting/begging mods and Kiwis in her stead, and I said nein.

I'm the "gentle Heinrich", not the "stupid Heinrich".

Just shows that white knighting is a pointless endeavor.

 

[J A N D E K]

That's true, @J A N D E K has got it right.
I admit that at first, I thought it was some kind of civil shitwar, that's why I whiteknighted her in the first pages of the thread.

Once I saw all the stuff she had done, I stopped defending her and just tried to calm her down in private.
She just wanted me to go around insulting/begging mods and Kiwis in her stead, and I said nein.

I'm the "gentle Heinrich", not the "stupid Heinrich".

I thought what you were doing at the time was rather honourable, Heinrich. You gave her the benefit of the doubt, which others were also affording her. I remember complimenting balcolm and Sneasel for not being totally heartless in the the early stages, because I, and obviously many others, thought she could possibly redeem herself a little. Not everyone here is utterly ruthless and out for blood at any cost. Don’t feel bad for having a heart, Heinrich, or regret your actions. The turning point for most of us was when Sneasel dropped the pastebin chat logs. It was evident that she squandered every opportunity, all advice, and every olive branch he offered. She was then an irredeemable halal and currently an irredeemable cow.