DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Adamska]

Who’s gonna go after this guy? If anything, detractors are annoyed because this is a recycled storyline and we are in for a repeat of sub-pocalypse 2018 at the start of the new season. I guess it’ll be interesting to see DSP dance for a bit when people ask him to do something special for 1K subs, but no one likes rehashed material.

I don’t have a problem with jackasses giving DSP money, just entertain me. I want to believe most detractors feel similarly.

It's just boring and I've already damnatio memoriae'd the Omegacuck's name in my brain by just referring to him as the title I use for the biggest paypig in the Pigcult; even then I've tuned him out since fuck it. Even Pigroach can't be arsed to pay attention to this fucking idiot who made dozens of burners for this stupid act of what's either gross incompetence or money laundering.

The only interesting thing out of this was watching Twitch encourage alts and burners for money. This Omegacuck isn't even the focus of the event; it's bored and probably pissed Pigroach who will not get thousands of buku bucks from this attention begging event and Twitch admitting that fraud is okay.

 

[Salubrious]

If DSP ever wanted to have a "chill stream" with "fan interaction" why not play a game like Planet Coaster/Rollercoaster Tycoon or Two Point Hospital? That way he can stare at the screen chat the entire time and build whatever the chat wants him to in the name of interaction.

I briefly searched his Youtube channel, and it looked like he played Sims 4 in 2014, but watching a random 5 minute clip towards the end it appears that it was in his pre-Twitch/handholding days and it's painful listening to him ask "how does this work?" repeatedly while trying to build a house "correctly".

 

[flatsoda]

12/15/18 Second Prestream - Minecraft No-Chill Stream: The Name, Emerald_Seven, Is Too Complicated To Remember

Spoiler: Positive Pre Prestream Chat With DSP

[2018-12-16 02:38:43 UTC] android___x: @darksydephil i was watching amouranth while you were on break, i think i am in love
[2018-12-16 02:39:38 UTC] geneticgamer100: @android___x why are you trying to bait a response out of phil. just stop.....
[2018-12-16 02:39:47 UTC] android___x: @geneticgamer100 fuck off
[2018-12-16 02:39:56 UTC] darksydephil: and by the way, nobody cares about other streamers so cut that shit out
[2018-12-16 02:41:50 UTC] android___x: @darksydephil imo its a little extreme to ban talking about other streamers if they arent bad people, but its your chat
[2018-12-16 02:42:16 UTC] darksydephil: actually, its not extreme at all, because it's my stream and I make the rules! dspSonic dspSonic dspSonic
[2018-12-16 02:43:04 UTC] poopster420: I dont think Phils rules are unfair at all, theyre clearly posted and easy to follow
[2018-12-16 02:43:18 UTC] android___x: @poopster420 its not even on the rules
[2018-12-16 02:43:27 UTC] android___x: unless she is a hater and i didnt know
[2018-12-16 02:43:41 UTC] poopster420: @android___x Phil says it every single prestream and sometimes during the stream
[2018-12-16 02:44:16 UTC] android___x: @poopster420 you said they are clearly posted, where is it posted you cant talk about other streamers? and ive never heard phil once before just now say you cant talk about other streamers
[2018-12-16 02:44:53 UTC] poopster420: @android___x Well turn on the prestream
[2018-12-16 02:45:05 UTC] poopster420: @android___x At this points its pretty obvious whats allowed and whats not here
[2018-12-16 02:45:25 UTC] android___x: @poopster420 maybe i am not here all day like you?
2018-12-16 02:45:48 UTC] robotnicrekt: Not wanting any talk about other streamers is pretty petty imo
[2018-12-16 02:46:24 UTC] miraimisaki: @android___x sure Kappa you havent been here all day either
[2018-12-16 02:46:26 UTC] geneticgamer100: OMG the reason he does not want to talk about other streamers is people will twist what he says and try to use it against him
[2018-12-16 02:46:35 UTC] android___x: @camnotthecomedyman well tell pooster to stop being a dick rider and get off my ass
[2018-12-16 02:47:22 UTC] robotnicrekt: No one needs to twist anything he’s known to put his mouth in his mouth on his own, just sayin’.
[2018-12-16 02:47:38 UTC] darksydephil: @robotnicrekt : put his mouth in his mouth? lol

Spoiler: DSP Reveals Why He Loves Minecraft Now

"Well guys, tonight, as you know, if you contribute via either: cheering, subbing, or tipping. I'll give you a shoutout during tonight's stream. In fact, a lot of that, contributions, is what keeps me going during these Minecraft streams. To know what to do, and giving me advice and the like. So, I APPRECIATE THAT."

Spoiler: Begging

"If you guys TIP ME tonight, it helps me out! It's a way to contribute, outside of cheering or subbing. So, YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO IT THROUGH TWITCH, if you don't feel like it. TIPPING helps me a lot! That's funds that go right to my Paypal and I can put those straight towards bills and the like. Much appreciated if you do that! I appreciate any contributions! Honestly, guys."

DSP is clearly frustrated that there's so many gifted subs being dropped, with half of the money going to Twitch. I bet with each gift sub bomb that occurs, his gout-addled brain does some quick math to see how much money he could have had if emerald_seven, and the other gift sub bombers, had tipped him instead of gifted subs. So now he's trying to steer his new whale towards tipping him, with his typical DSP passive-aggressiveness.
He did the same thing during the first prestreams begging segment, but it didn't become clear to me, what his new hustle was, until this second prestream begging segment.

 

[actually]

Just as an update, here's emerald's current betabitch status:

emerald_seven gave 697 $4.99 subs. ($1742.50)
emerald_seven gave 100 $24.99 subs.($1750.00)

So Phil now about 1/5th of his (alleged) tax bill covered, as those gifted subs add up to $3492.50.

I don’t have a problem with jackasses giving DSP money, just entertain me. I want to believe most detractors feel similarly.

At this point it's utterly fascinating to me how he continues to have morons with too much money lie up to throw it at him. I would like to talk with them in detail and find out what they get out of this.

Those tier 3 subs must be random, because I had DSP on a random tab in the background with 3 other tabs linked to various Twitch streams, and all of a sudden I got a notification that I had a Tier 3 sub.

Yeah, when a person buys a package of subs, they are given out first to followers and if all the followers have a sub already, then it would, in theory, go out to algorithmically-chosen Twitch viewers.

 

[Commander Keen]

Just as an update, here's emerald's current betabitch status:

emerald_seven gave 697 $4.99 subs. ($1742.50)
emerald_seven gave 100 $24.99 subs.($1750.00)

So Phil now about 1/5th of his (alleged) tax bill covered, as those gifted subs add up to $3492.50.


At this point it's utterly fascinating to me how he continues to have morons with too much money lie up to throw it at him. I would like to talk with them in detail and find out what they get out of this.



Yeah, when a person buys a package of subs, they are given out first to followers and if all the followers have a sub already, then it would, in theory, go out to algorithmically-chosen Twitch viewers.

Some of the juiciest targets for trolling are trolls...

 

[boxybum]

How does this DSP do it. My god I just can't wrap my head around it. He only has 300 consistent viewers yet they throw hundreds and thousands of dollars at him. I just don't get it man...I mean if you have the money why the fuck would you give it to a person like DSP?

 

[Draza]

How does this DSP do it. My god I just can't wrap my head around it. He only has 300 consistent viewers yet they throw hundreds and thousands of dollars at him. I just don't get it man...I mean if you have the money why the fuck would you give it to a person like DSP?

The same reason why simps and losers throw hundreds and thousands of dollars at whores on twitch, to get any form of attention they can get in their pathetic lives and they don't know any better.

 

[actually]

Some of the juiciest targets for trolling are trolls...

The same reason why simps and losers throw hundreds and thousands of dollars at whores on twitch, to get any form of attention they can get in their pathetic lives and they don't know any better.

I'll be honest. The only thing that kinda actually ticks me off about Phil is how, when I stopped in a minute ago, he was going on about how he's so different now and he looooves "interacting" with chat. And you want to slap the stupid off of him and say "No, dipshit, you love money. If you didn't have simpletons giving you literally thousands upon thousands of dollars to hear you snort, you would be ranting and raving about Twitch just like you used to." I guess I dislike total and blatant insincerity. Anyway, it is passed.

 

[Phalanx]

Yeah this is weird but damn it i wanted house sell saga and this fuck gets it. Sure he has only til feb to make another 12.5k on top of 8k but this 3.5k is added on top of the 8k he needs for the month so there is hope. Remember this is xmas month so add like 1k to that figure on horse grooming money. So there is hope guis

 

[actually]

Yeah this is weird but damn it i wanted house sell saga and this fuck gets it. Sure he has only til feb to make another 12.5k on top of 8k but this 3.5k is added on top of the 8k he needs for the month so there is hope. Remember this is xmas month so add like 1k to that figure on horse grooming money. So there is hope guis

Yeah, to be clear, this still is only about 1/5th of what Phil claims he needs. I would predict another $1-2k being given to him around Christmas because, again, simpletons and their money are readily parted. It'll be interesting to see how he hand-waves away whatever remainder there is.

 

[Agentsmith]

its also depriving us of the moving back to ct arc which was guaranteed to be a year or two of epic storylines including selling theh ouse, losing the khet, depression and gin posting, etc. if it gets him his refinance it will postpone that story arc for YEARS!

100% agree. I thought this story line would be quite entertaining to watch the free fall...

Plus I've developed quite a disliking for D$P's toxic, arrogant, narcissistic man-child ways and hoped the universe would right the wrong.

I was incorrect. I didn't see another payee giving $1000s of dollars for no reason

 

[Wing Zero]

Yeah, to be clear, this still is only about 1/5th of what Phil claims he needs. I would predict another $1-2k being given to him around Christmas because, again, simpletons and their money are readily parted. It'll be interesting to see how he hand-waves away whatever remainder there is.

Since we're on the subject of Phil's earnings, did we ever get an average for what he makes a month and in turn, how much extra he would need per month to cover his usual average and still get enough to make his 16k by April?

 

[Surly Muppet]

How does this DSP do it. My god I just can't wrap my head around it. He only has 300 consistent viewers yet they throw hundreds and thousands of dollars at him. I just don't get it man...I mean if you have the money why the fuck would you give it to a person like DSP?

It's also odd that some new whale seems to sense when the old whale has left.

If the new whales were consistent viewers before thier whaling, why did they never do anything at all before? If they are completely new to the streams, how do they know exactly when to turn up after the last whale, and how do they immediately decide to believe Phil's begging and gauge him worthy of thousands? Emerald doesn't even appear to be fishing for attention like Tut was, and Phil has done nothing new with his begging this time that would catch someone who has somehow missed it before. I just want to know how these people fall into orbit around Planet Gout.

He is currently talking about watching several hour-long Christmas specials last night. Apparently going to bed early is never an option, even when he is sick and allegedly exhausted.

 

[Phalanx]

Its usually between 7 - 9 altogether but he needs 8k to be safe. About after 9k is when he can put that towards the 16k

 

[Salubrious]

This is sad.

He can't even experiment on his own in a "chill stream" in a game with nothing on the line. He has to be hand-held in Minecraft. He can't bear the thought of playing a game "incorrectly" because his ego cannot handle ever being wrong about something.

 

[actually]

Since we're on the subject of Phil's earnings, did we ever get an average for what he makes a month and in turn, how much extra he would need per month to cover his usual average and still get enough to make his 16k by April?

When I averaged his Twitch earnings from the time @EddyB43 started tracking tips (July 2017) up through October 2018, Phil's Twitch average was ~$5800. I went with the assumption that neither his Patreon nor his Youtube would see significant changes (at least compared to Twitch) in terms of income, so he would need to get ~$3200 extra in December-April to meet the $16k.

So he needs to get an average of $9k on Twitch in every month from December to April to meet that goal. If Youtube or Patreon see big jumps, that would obviously change the math a bit. With emerald's sub gifting, he'll probably hit that for December. But the same thing would need to happen again 4 more times. So I guess Phil should hope that emerald has like $25,000 lying around?

 

[boxybum]

It's also odd that some new whale seems to sense when the old whale has left.

If the new whales were consistent viewers before thier whaling, why did they never do anything at all before? If they are completely new to the streams, how do they know exactly when to turn up after the last whale, and how do they immediately decide to believe Phil's begging and gauge him worthy of thousands? Emerald doesn't even appear to be fishing for attention like Tut was, and Phil has done nothing new with his begging this time that would catch someone who has somehow missed it before. I just want to know how these people fall into orbit around Planet Gout.

He is currently talking about watching several hour-long Christmas specials last night. Apparently going to bed early is never an option, even when he is sick and allegedly exhausted.

THIS, this is how it always goes. He loses BSV and infinite he gets swggins. swaggins stops donating he gets grazy dream and tut. They stop donating now he gets this emerald seven. It is like they are waiting in line one after the other for their turn to give DSP large amounts of money. They never seem to appear all at once. Then there are the random anonymous $100 tippers and Santa Claus.

 

[Draza]

THIS, this is how it always goes. He loses BSV and infinite he gets swggins. swaggins stops donating he gets grazy dream and tut. They stop donating now he gets this emerald seven. It is like they are waiting in line one after the other for their turn to give DSP large amounts of money. They never seem to appear all at once. Then there are the random anonymous $100 tippers and Santa Claus.

Funny as if it continue like this, the Dave will simply get more worse as a gamer and person. The begging, lazy behavior, and toxic attitude he has towards his cult and other people will increase even more since he knows he'll get vast amounts of money regardless of this and Twitch ,majoirty of time, will the look other way. The more money these idiots give to him the worse he'll get in the future.

 

[Son of Big Boss]

Tbh it does seem awfully convenient how a new whale always pops up when the old leaves.
Why don't they join forces and make Phil a billionaire with their autistic whaling powers?

 

[Noob-Noob]

THIS, this is how it always goes. He loses BSV and infinite he gets swggins. swaggins stops donating he gets grazy dream and tut. They stop donating now he gets this emerald seven. It is like they are waiting in line one after the other for their turn to give DSP large amounts of money. They never seem to appear all at once. Then there are the random anonymous $100 tippers and Santa Claus.

What blows my mind is how suss as fuck this E7 guys is. Even got a Twitch mod to show up and "just be there to enjoy Phil's stream"...

I will NEVER understand how these assholes just materialize into existence the moment Phil needs them, bank accounts at the ready.

How the fuck do they even find him, with his streams consistently being buried at 40th - 70th place in the rankings for new games??


Kat probably hooked him up with one of her demon pals so he could make a pact with his soul for all this bullshit.