- Joined
- Apr 20, 2013
That didn't keep Willy Wonka from slaughtering a bunch of mildly annoying children in his factory.
True, except this is reality, not a movie... Lord knows I wish it were a fictional movie instead.
In other news, I am selling these lovely ropes. Triple braided rope. Less flex and pulls very tight, you follow me?
I'm also selling these great trees. Strong branches, so there is plenty of room to hang things like tire swings from.