Subscribestar.com: Legit alternative or scammy pipe dream? - Dats amazin how everyone found an alternative all at the same time!

[Splendid]

Look at her fucking thighs. She could crush a human skull.

 

[User names must be unique]

Look at her fucking thighs. She could crush a human skull.

Look at her boyfriend, is this a continuation of the nazi ubermensch breeding program?

 

[AnOminous]

In conclusion: If this is actually nothing and I'm a paranoid freak then lock the thread and also pls no bully

Lol u r feg.

Seriously, though, it looks pretty sketch, but might not be. I don't really care because I don't use these things. If I did, I'd care more. Just consider Soygon and others moving here to be the test dummies, like the idiot who agreed to eat the shrooms of unknown origin first. If they don't die or end up in the hospital in a couple days, or in the case of this subscribestar thing, get scammed, then maybe it's legit.

The background looks pretty fucking dodgy, though.

Look at her boyfriend, is this a continuation of the nazi ubermensch breeding program?

That dude literally walked out of a Chad cartoon.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Well if nothing else this has introduced me to the world of misscarriejune, which I had to read twice because I thought it was miscarriagejune, and her man...Steve? Huh, okay.

tfw when you can almost pull of Chun-Li but have too much Cammy in you

 

[Kobobzane]

Trouble in paradise?

Tim Pool is reporting that SubscribeStar is no longer making payouts through PayPal:

 

[AnOminous]

Trouble in paradise?

Tim Pool is reporting that SubscribeStar is no longer making payouts through PayPal:

It would be a hoot if Carl the Cuck, the self-described genius, got swindled by some low-rent hustle.

 

[Sbralph]

Trouble in paradise?

Tim Pool is reporting that SubscribeStar is no longer making payouts through PayPal:

They've scrubbed their payment processors lol.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

They've scrubbed their payment processors lol.

Well that didn't take long. That's gotta be some kind of record right? How will we ever save the west now?

I guess on a serious note, should we be concerned with the quick turn around that these sites get shut down? I suppose that it's just going to be par for the course from here on out...

KommSusserTod.wma

 

[Kobobzane]

Tim Pool may have really shot himself in the foot here. Back on December 6th, he had 1,845 Patreon subscribers. Since then, the number has fallen to 1,252 subscribers. So that's a drop of 593 subscribers.

The overwhelming majority of those people appear have switched over to SubscribeStar, where Tim has 582 subscribers.

Sargon of Akkad really had nothing to lose by setting up a page with SubscribeStar. But I wonder if Tim is having second thoughts about convincing so many people to switch over.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

@Kobobzane He really did sound like it in the video. What I find weird about it though is that doesn't he say something about not signing up for any service unless it agrees to have his back? But it's like in the second paragraph where they say they'll banhammer you for no reason at all. Did ace journalist Timothy Pool not even read the TOS?

Wow, they actually got rid of everything.

In case you can't read the text in yellow:

"We are in the process of integrating a new stable and independent payment processor for our platform. To do so, we had to put accepting new subscribers, donations and tips on pause for time being. The setup process may take up to two weeks. All payouts are safe and will be made on time. Thank you for your support and patience."

Their statement:

"SubscribeStar
15 Dec 06:57
Dear friends.

We are here now not to tell you that “we are sorry but they made us to shut our shop down and now we are going to cry ourselves to sleep goodbye”.

Just the opposite - we are fighting back and integrating new unbiased and predictable processors that will allow us to grow with you. This takes time, we estimate anywhere between 2 and 3 weeks from start to finish. This may require us to extensively travel across the globe for the best possible solution.

Stars, you have to know - all your money were successfully rescued from the PayPal and will be paid out to you in a timely manner. We had less luck with Stripe, but it all manageable.

Subscribers - we temporarily paused accepting new subscribers, as well as new donations and tips. All previously contributions are safe and will be distributed to corresponding Stars properly. Thank you for your patience and understanding.

Our team is working tirelessly for all of us being able to secure our future without fear of being bullied by the crooks in corporate suits and their subservient weasels.

We are online and will stay so. We wish you the same.

Talk to you soon!

Truly yours, SubscribeStar.com Team"

But relax y'all! They got the biggunest brain on da case! Veemon himself!

At the rate it's going I give it till Wednesday, 12-19-18, for this whole thing to go tits up.

 

[AnOminous]

At the rate it's going I give it till Wednesday, 12-19-18, for this whole thing to go tits up.

Carl the Cuck had great timing to lead all those people right into a burning building.

It doesn't help that the corporate announcement sounds like Boris Badenov.

 

[ddlloo]

But relax y'all! They got the biggunest brain on da case! Veemon himself!

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OH NO NO NO!

 

[Snuckening]

Wouldn't surprise me if it was a scam. The current mood with conservatives and especially Sargonist 'skeptic' types makes them look pretty ripe for the picking to me. They're lining up to jump on any alternative to Patreon, (and alts to other mainstream, platforms- Youtube, Reddit, Google etc) and they don't really seem to care what they jump on. They'll still see it as 'owning the libtards' when they get fleeced by some 10minute old, Lithuania-based scam site, as long as they're not on Patreon.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

"The first casualty of war is the big tiddi QT3.14"
-Abraham Lincoln

I really feel for Naomi. She got stabbed in the back by Sarah Jeong, got her Patreon account shut down because of Vice, got shat on by NYT, whom Jeong works for now (weird right?) and now is loosing the rest of her income because Sargon is the greatest calamity of our time. What started as an attack on a pretty girl with a nice body who seems to have a decent enough head on her shoulders has ended with Carl dealing the killing blow, most likely because she doesn't actually have a dick.

I found this particularly funny.

So the thot question has been brought up before it seems.

Lastly, she may be able to design and program a dozen CNC machines before I can load up my latest creation in scratch but at least I know how to pin a comment.

 

[Freddy Freaker]

That dude literally walked out of a Chad cartoon.

 

[Sbralph]

Wouldn't surprise me if it was a scam. The current mood with conservatives and especially Sargonist 'skeptic' types makes them look pretty ripe for the picking to me.

Mikhail and Sergei have spent the year courting whoever they can to join the site. Basically anyone banned from Patreon or fearing they'll be banned. Not sure if it's a scam, or if the site will suddenly get "hacked" and sargon's welfare goes up in smoke, but stuff like this doesn't inspire me:

"The first casualty of war is the big tiddi QT3.14"
-Abraham Lincoln

I really feel for Naomi. She got stabbed in the back by Sarah Jeong, got her Patreon account shut down because of Vice, got shat on by NYT, whom Jeong works for now (weird right?) and now is loosing the rest of her income because Sargon is the greatest calamity of our time. What started as an attack on a pretty girl with a nice body who seems to have a decent enough head on her shoulders has ended with Carl dealing the killing blow, most likely because she doesn't actually have a dick.

She's going apteshit on twitter. She's going to build a strangler-bot soon.

 

[Kobobzane]

And now Milo (or someone pretending to be Milo) has joined SubscribeStar:

 

[byuu]

What started as an attack on a pretty girl with a nice body

She's a clueless chink thot with a botched boob job.

 

[CIA Nigger]

I guess on a serious note, should we be concerned with the quick turn around that these sites get shut down? I suppose that it's just going to be par for the course from here on out...

The minute the site had Stripe and Paypal on the bottom I knew the site was fucked. It seems like every other week some less mainstream site has issues with those two companies.

The only real alternative is crypto and the problem with that besides the fact it's less normie friendly than banks is the fact that the price of bitcoin and whatnot is a true rollercoaster.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

She's a clueless chink thot with a botched boob job.

*cocks old timey shot gun all old timey like*
That sounds like some flat chested Korean talk there...