CWC Pics

[sparklemilhouse]

Is that the start of a Barb hoard forming in the background?

Nah. That was a bob hoard. Chris's birthday was at the richmond shanty where Bob and Chris lived in high school.

 

[TopCat]

[REDACTED]

This is an odd photo.

 

[Stud2Stud]

I found the autographed photos especially unnerving. In most of them, remove his mouth/jaw, and of course it is practically a vacant stare. It amuses me the only "emotion" he could pull off fairly convincingly was the "confused one-eyebrow up" look. That being universally the facial expression amateur artists cling to because it's so easy to convey. I wonder if it's just a coincidence.

Christian Weston Chandler. Master of the Smarm Brow

 

[Ian Brandon Something]

This is an odd photo.

Isn't this an action shot of Chris getting banned from English class for calling a book gay or something?

Whatever the case, I love how he's clearly making a scene and everyone in the background isn't even looking in his direction. No need to look up, it's just the token autistic tarding out again.

 

[nad7155]

Why would it be deleted though? conspiracy

Those damn Russians!

 

[Picklechu]

Nah. That was a bob hoard. Chris's birthday was at the richmond shanty where Bob and Chris lived in high school.

IIRC, Barb lived with them at this point as well. Unless I'm forgetting something, she moved down there with them after she retired. This would was around the time that they would have started giving up on selling the Ruckersville house.

 

[trip2themoon]

Isn't this an action shot of Chris getting banned from English class for calling a book gay or something?

Whatever the case, I love how he's clearly making a scene and everyone in the background isn't even looking in his direction. No need to look up, it's just the token autistic tarding out again.

I wonder if his classmates were so used to his tantrums that they got to the point of just ignoring him?

 

[GRANDnumberofMULTIPLES]

I wonder if his classmates were so used to his tantrums that they got to the point of just ignoring him?

I always assumed he was trying a "cool guy" pose like some 90s character with too much 'tude.

 

[EI 903]

Why did my post that he quoted disappear?

Questions like these are better suited to a Talk to Staff thread rather than cluttering up the boards.

 

[Stud2Stud]

I wonder if his classmates were so used to his tantrums that they got to the point of just ignoring him?

Oh, I bet they had a pocket full of loose change in case things got too much out of hand.
A quick call of distress ("SONIC IS DEAD") to stun Chris, followed by a quick fistful of spare change thrown to the ground to grab Chris' attention and you can boot it.

 

[trip2themoon]

Oh, I bet they had a pocket full of loose change in case things got too much out of hand.
A quick call of distress ("SONIC IS DEAD") to stun Chris, followed by a quick fistful of spare change thrown to the ground to grab Chris' attention and you can boot it.

And the joke would be on them since he'd pick up those pennies and put them towards more Sanic...

 

[MysticMisty]

IIRC, Barb lived with them at this point as well. Unless I'm forgetting something, she moved down there with them after she retired. This would was around the time that they would have started giving up on selling the Ruckersville house.

I don't know if she lived with them or not though. "A Week with Christian Weston Chandler" indicates he spent weekends with Barb in the Ruckersville house shortly before moving back in with her. And Chris' 18th birthday proper (not the photo set with the gal-pals) was in Ruckersville with Cole, and that was months before the move back to Ruckersville.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Isn't this an action shot of Chris getting banned from English class for calling a book gay or something?

Whatever the case, I love how he's clearly making a scene and everyone in the background isn't even looking in his direction. No need to look up, it's just the token autistic tarding out again.

It is the policy of this website that parts of Chris's body should not be discussed. As a moderator, it is important that I set an example by not making comments concerning same.

Having said that, damn he gotta weird-ass body in that picture. It's like they pulled him apart for storage the night before, woke up late the next day, and just jammed the top portion onto whatever bottom portion they could find. "But these are the hips of a 300 lbs. giant woman!"
"Doesn't matter! The bus is here!"

 

[Picklechu]

I don't know if she lived with them or not though. "A Week with Christian Weston Chandler" indicates he spent weekends with Barb in the Ruckersville house shortly before moving back in with her. And Chris' 18th birthday proper (not the photo set with the gal-pals) was in Ruckersville with Cole, and that was months before the move back to Ruckersville.

According to the CWCki's article on Barb, "During a portion of the time Chris spent attending junior high and high school in Midlothian, Virginia, Bob and Barbara lived separately. Until Chris finished the eighth grade, a space of roughly three years, Bob lived in Midlothian with Chris while Barbara remained in Ruckersville to look after 14 Branchland Court. InMailbag 32, Chris claimed that the separation allowed Barbara to continue working at her job with Virginia Power until retirement." I had actually thought that they lived separately for a much longer period of time, to be honest.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

I don't know if she lived with them or not though. "A Week with Christian Weston Chandler" indicates he spent weekends with Barb in the Ruckersville house shortly before moving back in with her. And Chris' 18th birthday proper (not the photo set with the gal-pals) was in Ruckersville with Cole, and that was months before the move back to Ruckersville.

Yup.

I think Chris used to shove so much portable vidya in his pockets back then that it gave the appearance of torgo from Manos the hands of fate.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

This is an odd photo.

Whenever I see this pic I get Shakira's "Hips don't Lie" stuck in my head.

 

[milkshark]

This is an odd photo.

This picture makes me think of how Chris relates to normal social interactions. It's like he's always trying to imitate or live up to the stories he hears about on TV. If real life isn't like TV, it's not good enough for Chris. If the "scene" is lacking its "main character" Chris will gladly fill that role by standing up and shouting belligerently. A calm, quiet classroom is like a boring show, so Chris has to create some dramatic conflict, you know, just like on TV!!

 

[Emma]

What a strange way to make the peace sign. Doesn't everybody make a fist while holding up those two fingers? I broke my right ring finger so I can't even curl it down like that if my middle finger is up, but even on my left hand I can't bend my fingers that sharply.

It somewhat reminds me of the way cartoon characters make the peace sign. It's not the way normal humans do it. Probably just Chris trying to emulate what he has seen, a true autist.

 

[Upper Lip]

LOOK AT THAT FACE, GODDAMN!

 

[Kacho]

I like this one because although Chris's face is relatively normal, his dead armed wave and table full of Lego, completely undermines any attempt at looking like a non-exceptional individual.

Just noticed that the balloon says ''You are Special''-damn right.

Dreamcast and Bionicle? That's probably the best birthday Chris ever had.