حلال LagoonaBlue / Harriet Louise Connor / BendyRuler / erapony / HazzaScottish / Hazza Jermface / erajermface / imeverypony - Big titty, fat trollshielding brony with Jontron, Rick, and karate fetishes, disgusting nymphomaniac bunny boiler and child hater

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"I joined KiwiFarms because I liked laughing at Chris-chan." Remember these words well, Kiwis, remember them every time @LagoonaBlue claimed that she is better than the rest of us.

It has been discovered that Harriet has been spending time in the Assigned Male discord server, where she sought refuge after being doxed by Sophie Labelle, and later, Kiwi Farms. She has spent quite a while there, so I will be picking what is hopefully some of the most interesting parts of her history there.

Part 1: Phantom Dox (http://archive.is/dWECF)
"Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I was doxed by the author Sophie Labelle"

[3:04 AM] LagoonaBlue: sO
[3:04 AM] LagoonaBlue: It was 2015
[3:04 AM] LagoonaBlue: I was but a 21 year old university student
[3:04 AM] LagoonaBlue: Desperate to fit in.
[3:04 AM] LagoonaBlue: I non ironically liked Assigned Male after a friend liked it.
[3:04 AM] LagoonaBlue: Then I joined KiwiFarms because I liked laughing at Chris-chan.
[3:04 AM] LagoonaBlue: also Labellend posted it to her page
[3:05 AM] LagoonaBlue: so I joined. For fun. Right?
[3:05 AM] LagoonaBlue: anyway, here is where the story fucking starts.
[3:05 AM] LagoonaBlue: You all with me?
[3:05 AM] LagoonaBlue: so I kinda didn't know how actively she browsed Kiwi. I was still a fan of her page at the time (trying to impress a friend ok?)
[3:06 AM] LagoonaBlue: she had just published a new colouring book
[3:06 AM] LagoonaBlue: was sending copies out
[3:06 AM] LagoonaBlue: I asked for a copy to review on my youtube
[3:06 AM] LagoonaBlue: right?
[3:06 AM] LagoonaBlue: (my channel never took off)
[3:07 AM] LagoonaBlue: she then announces
[3:07 AM] LagoonaBlue: hey i am doing a tour of europe
[3:07 AM] LagoonaBlue: one of the locations is near me, so I say on Kiwi I kinda wanted to go (because I was interested, right?)
[3:07 AM] LagoonaBlue: next fucking day I log on and am greeted with a screengrab of a Facebook post containing misinformation about me as well as my location and a photo of me
[3:08 AM] LagoonaBlue: (you all now know what I look like anyway)
[3:08 AM] LagoonaBlue: Now, she just posted my city BUT I live in a fairly small area and am recognizable, all it would have taken would have been someone following me home on the bus
Imagine being desperate to fit in and deciding to join Kiwi Farms to laugh at Chris.

[3:09 AM] c-Z: wait why did she do that
[3:09 AM] the savior: ^
[3:09 AM] c-Z: because you asked for a copy?
[3:09 AM] the savior: Like we get it
[3:09 AM] the savior: She doesn't like kiwifarms
[3:10 AM] c-Z: is that it
[3:10 AM] the savior: But what was her motivation
[3:10 AM] c-Z: because youre on kiwifarms?
[3:10 AM] LagoonaBlue: yes
[3:10 AM] c-Z: ...
[3:10 AM] c-Z: tf
[3:10 AM] LagoonaBlue: Because I am on Kiwi
[3:10 AM] LagoonaBlue: so
[3:10 AM] LagoonaBlue: I sent a very agry message stating she knew fine i had aspergers and lived with my parents
[3:10 AM] LagoonaBlue: she claims she didn't
[3:11 AM] the savior: What does Aspergers have to do with this
[3:11 AM] the savior: Like
[3:11 AM] the savior: Am an aspie myself
[3:11 AM] the savior: But legit
[3:11 AM] LagoonaBlue: she doxed a vulnerable person
[3:11 AM] LagoonaBlue: pretty much
She hides behind the "I'm a vulnerable person uwu" shield when asked why was she doxed.

[3:12 AM] LagoonaBlue: Oh and when I found out she doxed me...I was in a uni lecture at the time
[3:12 AM] LagoonaBlue: and I cried
[3:12 AM] LagoonaBlue: In the middle of the fucking class
...No comment.

[3:15 AM] LagoonaBlue: Oh and she also emotionally blackmailed me into writing something nice about her on KiwiFarms (I posted a comment saying she'd stopped being a douche) - basically she said "delete that comment and write something nice or i WILL relesade our PMs to the public"
Now I'm curious, what's in the PMs? I hope it's pony panties.

Part 2: Bunny Tendencies (http://archive.is/MBiP2)
We start off strong here:
[1:47 AM] LagoonaBlue: she's on about kiwifarms you knobs
[1:47 AM] LagoonaBlue: and she's still stalking me, today confirmed this
[1:47 AM] LagoonaBlue: so i sent her an angry message and am off to the police
[1:47 AM] LagoonaBlue:
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[1:49 AM] LagoonaBlue: @C-lown yeah thank you, I guess you saw the thread on me.
NONE of what they said is true, I am not a nymphomaniac bunny boiler, I do not want to kill JonTron's partner and I did not cheat on a boyfriend.
[1:49 AM] LagoonaBlue: I can guarantee you that right now. :smiley:
Not gonna lie, nymphomaniac bunny boiler is my new favorite phrase. And nice work contacting Labill if they are harassing you.

[2:00 AM] LagoonaBlue: idek what they wrote anymore, a lot of what i initially read was lies
[2:00 AM] Seal the Deal: I know the farms is kinda dumb
[2:00 AM] LagoonaBlue: i was never offered an apology
[2:00 AM] LagoonaBlue: I think the worst thing was that someone went after Jontron's fiancee telling her I was "Dangerous"
Still going on about how the Farms lied here, as usual.

[3:21 AM] LagoonaBlue: well apparently I am now a nymphomaniac bunny boiler who wants to kill JonTron's fiancee
[3:22 AM] Seal the Deal: I think I lost a co worker friend over having moderate opinions haha
[3:22 AM] LagoonaBlue: who discussed my sex life with my uni lecturers
[3:22 AM] LagoonaBlue: I did a module on erotica at uni and in the first lecture the lecturer had us name erotic novels we knew about and write down slang terms for genitals as an ice breaker
[3:23 AM] LagoonaBlue: because everyone was trrified
[3:23 AM] LagoonaBlue: terrified, even
Still talking about erotica modules on uni lol

[3:41 AM] Seal the Deal: I hope kiwis don't follow you much because I kinda know they'd screencap this immediately
[3:41 AM] Seal the Deal: or maybe i'm just paranoid lol
[3:44 AM] LagoonaBlue: i locked all my social media so they got bored
[3:44 AM] LagoonaBlue: i locked all my social media so they got bored
[3:51 AM] Seal the Deal: yeah that usually gets them off your back
[3:51 AM] Seal the Deal: maybe making a new account might help
[3:52 AM] Seal the Deal: and maybe private messaging relatives/friends that you moved
[4:35 AM] LagoonaBlue: moving is cowardice
[4:44 AM] Seal the Deal: yeah but you're being harassed, I think thats the safest option
[4:45 AM] Seal the Deal: its just social media accounts its not like you're changing your name
[4:45 AM] Seal the Deal: people change their social media accounts all the time
[4:58 AM] LagoonaBlue: no it's not
[4:58 AM] LagoonaBlue: they will find me again
[4:59 AM] Seal the Deal: well keep a low profile, like repost cat memes or things in your life that are super big like marriage or something not super personal
[4:59 AM] Seal the Deal: I imagine things like talking about toilet over flowing or other stuff would make them assume stuff about you
[5:00 AM] Seal the Deal: its a change but best lay low for a while if the harassment is making you miserable
[5:01 AM] Seal the Deal: if theres things you really wanna talk about that are personal keep a diary or tell friends so its not in public
[5:01 AM] Seal the Deal: might be better for your mental health in the long run
[5:02 AM] Seal the Deal: or make your facebook private to friends and family
[5:06 AM] LagoonaBlue: what's making me miserable is the lies
[5:14 AM] Seal the Deal: if you change accounts and just post mundane wholesome things like cat pics they will grow bored
[5:14 AM] Seal the Deal: very bored
[5:14 AM] LagoonaBlue: everything i post is pretty run of the mill stuff
[5:15 AM] LagoonaBlue: fetishism, fanfiction, plushies
[5:15 AM] Seal the Deal: uh fetish stuff is super, super personal
[5:16 AM] Seal the Deal: fanfic too I guess depends on the content
[5:16 AM] Seal the Deal: thats the stuff they go after 100%
16 AM] LagoonaBlue: no it's not :smiley:
[5:17 AM] LagoonaBlue: if you think it's personal you're a damn prude
[5:17 AM] C-lown: Fetishes are personal wtf kinda degenerate do you have to be to flaunt that to everyone
Good anon, I salute your efforts at advicing Harriet here.
fuck it, I'll frame it here:
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[5:33 AM] LagoonaBlue: genitalia is not sexual unless you think of it that way
[5:33 AM] LagoonaBlue: like personally i would have no problem walking around in the nude
:story:

Feel free to check the logs, I might have missed some things there.

EDIT: The Discord group discovered this thread, leading to an exchange with @LagoonaBlue compiled in this post: https://kiwifarms.net/posts/4106852/
 
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Gotta admit I feel sort of bad for that one anon who was trying to talk sense to her, only to get blown off. One wonders how long it'll be until she's worn out her welcome in that server, given that she's already rejecting good advice and insulting other users when they disagree with her.
 
If she wasn't such an enormous lolcow the sheer weight of irony from uddering a statement such as 'I joined TrannyKillers.com because I wanted to laugh at Chris-Chan" should have killed her. In the same way Chris used to look down at Aspies, Harriet wants to look down and laugh at people she thinks aren't as good as her. Which, given how much is known about her now, is a hilarious joke.
 
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"I joined KiwiFarms because I liked laughing at Chris-chan." Remember these words well, Kiwis, remember them every time @LagoonaBlue claimed that she is better than the rest of us.

It has been discovered that Harriet has been spending time in the Assigned Male discord server, where she sought refuge after being doxed by Sophie Labelle, and later, Kiwi Farms. She has spent quite a while there, so I will be picking what is hopefully some of the most interesting parts of her history there.

Part 1: Phantom Dox (http://archive.is/dWECF)
"Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I was doxed by the author Sophie Labelle"


Imagine being desperate to fit in and deciding to join Kiwi Farms to laugh at Chris.


She hides behind the "I'm a vulnerable person uwu" shield when asked why was she doxed.


...No comment.


Now I'm curious, what's in the PMs? I hope it's pony panties.

Part 2: Bunny Tendencies (http://archive.is/MBiP2)
We start off strong here:

Not gonna lie, nymphomaniac bunny boiler is my new favorite phrase. And nice work contacting Labill if they are harassing you.


Still going on about how the Farms lied here, as usual.


Still talking about erotica modules on uni lol



Good anon, I salute your efforts at advicing Harriet here.
fuck it, I'll frame it here:
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:story:

Feel free to check the logs, I might have missed some things there.
Who the fuck gives his or her address to a goddamn lolcow?! Especially one with a Kiwi Farms thread...
That’s the pinnacle of stupidity :stress:
 
Anon is fighting a losing battle. Autism level is too damn high. I love how she is still claiming that kiwi farms is lying about her when it's her direct quotes and photos that have been posted here. She has her head so far up her own ass she can't realize she's complaining about someone taking advantage and preying on her, a "vulnerable autist", when she joined the farms to do the exact same thing.
 
[5:14 AM] Seal the Deal: if you change accounts and just post mundane wholesome things like cat pics they will grow bored
[5:14 AM] Seal the Deal: very bored
[5:14 AM] LagoonaBlue: everything i post is pretty run of the mill stuff
[5:15 AM] LagoonaBlue: fetishism, fanfiction, plushies
[5:15 AM] Seal the Deal: uh fetish stuff is super, super personal
[5:16 AM] Seal the Deal: fanfic too I guess depends on the content
[5:16 AM] Seal the Deal: thats the stuff they go after 100%
16 AM] LagoonaBlue: no it's not :smiley:
[5:17 AM] LagoonaBlue: if you think it's personal you're a damn prude
[5:17 AM] C-lown: Fetishes are personal wtf kinda degenerate do you have to be to flaunt that to everyone

Wasn't one of the reasons why everyone watched Chris is because of his fanfiction? And everyone here likes to read stories that were written by cows.

And lol at her for thinking that fetishes are something you just blurt to everyone casually. I'd imagine her landing a low-end job like a retailer, and her telling her boss or co-workers "Talking ponies and a fat bearded guy that reviews bad movies and video games gets me all tingly"

You just don't do that shit
 
Her whole life people have been making excuses and going easy on her because she has autism. That's why she hasn't learned what's appropriate behavior and what isn't. I mean, her mom was talking to her college professors for her into her 20s. Harriet is just like Chris, I know it's been said before, but she wants the recognition and acceptance that she thinks comes with being high-functioning and more normal than the other slow in da minds, but the moment anyone won't bend to her will and treat her like the special snowflake she believes she is, out pops the autism card. Literally.

Also in leaked discord, she just conveniently leaves out all the fucked up shit she did in the Labelle thread and on twitter and makes it seem as if the Farms came after her for no reason. You can sort of see the other people in the chat slowly start to realize that rabbit hole goes a lot deeper than she's saying, which is pretty amusing.
 
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