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Does she need an adult to take her to the movies?
Imagine being desperate to fit in and deciding to join Kiwi Farms to laugh at Chris.[3:04 AM] LagoonaBlue: sO
[3:04 AM] LagoonaBlue: It was 2015
[3:04 AM] LagoonaBlue: I was but a 21 year old university student
[3:04 AM] LagoonaBlue: Desperate to fit in.
[3:04 AM] LagoonaBlue: I non ironically liked Assigned Male after a friend liked it.
[3:04 AM] LagoonaBlue: Then I joined KiwiFarms because I liked laughing at Chris-chan.
[3:04 AM] LagoonaBlue: also Labellend posted it to her page
[3:05 AM] LagoonaBlue: so I joined. For fun. Right?
[3:05 AM] LagoonaBlue: anyway, here is where the story fucking starts.
[3:05 AM] LagoonaBlue: You all with me?
[3:05 AM] LagoonaBlue: so I kinda didn't know how actively she browsed Kiwi. I was still a fan of her page at the time (trying to impress a friend ok?)
[3:06 AM] LagoonaBlue: she had just published a new colouring book
[3:06 AM] LagoonaBlue: was sending copies out
[3:06 AM] LagoonaBlue: I asked for a copy to review on my youtube
[3:06 AM] LagoonaBlue: right?
[3:06 AM] LagoonaBlue: (my channel never took off)
[3:07 AM] LagoonaBlue: she then announces
[3:07 AM] LagoonaBlue: hey i am doing a tour of europe
[3:07 AM] LagoonaBlue: one of the locations is near me, so I say on Kiwi I kinda wanted to go (because I was interested, right?)
[3:07 AM] LagoonaBlue: next fucking day I log on and am greeted with a screengrab of a Facebook post containing misinformation about me as well as my location and a photo of me
[3:08 AM] LagoonaBlue: (you all now know what I look like anyway)
[3:08 AM] LagoonaBlue: Now, she just posted my city BUT I live in a fairly small area and am recognizable, all it would have taken would have been someone following me home on the bus
She hides behind the "I'm a vulnerable person uwu" shield when asked why was she doxed.[3:09 AM] c-Z: wait why did she do that
[3:09 AM] the savior: ^
[3:09 AM] c-Z: because you asked for a copy?
[3:09 AM] the savior: Like we get it
[3:09 AM] the savior: She doesn't like kiwifarms
[3:10 AM] c-Z: is that it
[3:10 AM] the savior: But what was her motivation
[3:10 AM] c-Z: because youre on kiwifarms?
[3:10 AM] LagoonaBlue: yes
[3:10 AM] c-Z: ...
[3:10 AM] c-Z: tf
[3:10 AM] LagoonaBlue: Because I am on Kiwi
[3:10 AM] LagoonaBlue: so
[3:10 AM] LagoonaBlue: I sent a very agry message stating she knew fine i had aspergers and lived with my parents
[3:10 AM] LagoonaBlue: she claims she didn't
[3:11 AM] the savior: What does Aspergers have to do with this
[3:11 AM] the savior: Like
[3:11 AM] the savior: Am an aspie myself
[3:11 AM] the savior: But legit
[3:11 AM] LagoonaBlue: she doxed a vulnerable person
[3:11 AM] LagoonaBlue: pretty much
...No comment.[3:12 AM] LagoonaBlue: Oh and when I found out she doxed me...I was in a uni lecture at the time
[3:12 AM] LagoonaBlue: and I cried
[3:12 AM] LagoonaBlue: In the middle of the fucking class
Now I'm curious, what's in the PMs? I hope it's pony panties.[3:15 AM] LagoonaBlue: Oh and she also emotionally blackmailed me into writing something nice about her on KiwiFarms (I posted a comment saying she'd stopped being a douche) - basically she said "delete that comment and write something nice or i WILL relesade our PMs to the public"
Not gonna lie, nymphomaniac bunny boiler is my new favorite phrase. And nice work contacting Labill if they are harassing you.[1:47 AM] LagoonaBlue: she's on about kiwifarms you knobs
[1:47 AM] LagoonaBlue: and she's still stalking me, today confirmed this
[1:47 AM] LagoonaBlue: so i sent her an angry message and am off to the police
[1:47 AM] LagoonaBlue:![]()
[1:49 AM] LagoonaBlue: @C-lown yeah thank you, I guess you saw the thread on me.
NONE of what they said is true, I am not a nymphomaniac bunny boiler, I do not want to kill JonTron's partner and I did not cheat on a boyfriend.
[1:49 AM] LagoonaBlue: I can guarantee you that right now. :smiley:
Still going on about how the Farms lied here, as usual.[2:00 AM] LagoonaBlue: idek what they wrote anymore, a lot of what i initially read was lies
[2:00 AM] Seal the Deal: I know the farms is kinda dumb
[2:00 AM] LagoonaBlue: i was never offered an apology
[2:00 AM] LagoonaBlue: I think the worst thing was that someone went after Jontron's fiancee telling her I was "Dangerous"
Still talking about erotica modules on uni lol[3:21 AM] LagoonaBlue: well apparently I am now a nymphomaniac bunny boiler who wants to kill JonTron's fiancee
[3:22 AM] Seal the Deal: I think I lost a co worker friend over having moderate opinions haha
[3:22 AM] LagoonaBlue: who discussed my sex life with my uni lecturers
[3:22 AM] LagoonaBlue: I did a module on erotica at uni and in the first lecture the lecturer had us name erotic novels we knew about and write down slang terms for genitals as an ice breaker
[3:23 AM] LagoonaBlue: because everyone was trrified
[3:23 AM] LagoonaBlue: terrified, even
[3:41 AM] Seal the Deal: I hope kiwis don't follow you much because I kinda know they'd screencap this immediately
[3:41 AM] Seal the Deal: or maybe i'm just paranoid lol
[3:44 AM] LagoonaBlue: i locked all my social media so they got bored
[3:44 AM] LagoonaBlue: i locked all my social media so they got bored
[3:51 AM] Seal the Deal: yeah that usually gets them off your back
[3:51 AM] Seal the Deal: maybe making a new account might help
[3:52 AM] Seal the Deal: and maybe private messaging relatives/friends that you moved
[4:35 AM] LagoonaBlue: moving is cowardice
[4:44 AM] Seal the Deal: yeah but you're being harassed, I think thats the safest option
[4:45 AM] Seal the Deal: its just social media accounts its not like you're changing your name
[4:45 AM] Seal the Deal: people change their social media accounts all the time
[4:58 AM] LagoonaBlue: no it's not
[4:58 AM] LagoonaBlue: they will find me again
[4:59 AM] Seal the Deal: well keep a low profile, like repost cat memes or things in your life that are super big like marriage or something not super personal
[4:59 AM] Seal the Deal: I imagine things like talking about toilet over flowing or other stuff would make them assume stuff about you
[5:00 AM] Seal the Deal: its a change but best lay low for a while if the harassment is making you miserable
[5:01 AM] Seal the Deal: if theres things you really wanna talk about that are personal keep a diary or tell friends so its not in public
[5:01 AM] Seal the Deal: might be better for your mental health in the long run
[5:02 AM] Seal the Deal: or make your facebook private to friends and family
[5:06 AM] LagoonaBlue: what's making me miserable is the lies
Good anon, I salute your efforts at advicing Harriet here.[5:14 AM] Seal the Deal: if you change accounts and just post mundane wholesome things like cat pics they will grow bored
[5:14 AM] Seal the Deal: very bored
[5:14 AM] LagoonaBlue: everything i post is pretty run of the mill stuff
[5:15 AM] LagoonaBlue: fetishism, fanfiction, plushies
[5:15 AM] Seal the Deal: uh fetish stuff is super, super personal
[5:16 AM] Seal the Deal: fanfic too I guess depends on the content
[5:16 AM] Seal the Deal: thats the stuff they go after 100%
16 AM] LagoonaBlue: no it's not :smiley:
[5:17 AM] LagoonaBlue: if you think it's personal you're a damn prude
[5:17 AM] C-lown: Fetishes are personal wtf kinda degenerate do you have to be to flaunt that to everyone
[5:33 AM] LagoonaBlue: genitalia is not sexual unless you think of it that way
[5:33 AM] LagoonaBlue: like personally i would have no problem walking around in the nude
This is why I'm astonished that so many Kiwis here seem to want to fuck her.
Some were being foul for an achievement trophy...Half of it is Kiwis being foul for stickers.
What I'm more interested in WHERE it was taken. Note the signage on the door and the automatic door closer--this is clearly some sort of institution.Wow that room looks grim.
Also I see arm. Who's taking the picture?
Who the fuck gives his or her address to a goddamn lolcow?! Especially one with a Kiwi Farms thread...View attachment 617315
"I joined KiwiFarms because I liked laughing at Chris-chan." Remember these words well, Kiwis, remember them every time @LagoonaBlue claimed that she is better than the rest of us.
It has been discovered that Harriet has been spending time in the Assigned Male discord server, where she sought refuge after being doxed by Sophie Labelle, and later, Kiwi Farms. She has spent quite a while there, so I will be picking what is hopefully some of the most interesting parts of her history there.
Part 1: Phantom Dox (http://archive.is/dWECF)
"Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I was doxed by the author Sophie Labelle"
Imagine being desperate to fit in and deciding to join Kiwi Farms to laugh at Chris.
She hides behind the "I'm a vulnerable person uwu" shield when asked why was she doxed.
...No comment.
Now I'm curious, what's in the PMs? I hope it's pony panties.
Part 2: Bunny Tendencies (http://archive.is/MBiP2)
We start off strong here:
Not gonna lie, nymphomaniac bunny boiler is my new favorite phrase. And nice work contacting Labill if they are harassing you.
Still going on about how the Farms lied here, as usual.
Still talking about erotica modules on uni lol
Good anon, I salute your efforts at advicing Harriet here.
fuck it, I'll frame it here:
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Feel free to check the logs, I might have missed some things there.
If she did she wouldn't be a lolcow.Goddamn it, Lagoona, grow some fucking dignity already!
lol[5:14 AM] LagoonaBlue: everything i post is pretty run of the mill stuff
[5:15 AM] LagoonaBlue: fetishism, fanfiction, plushies
[5:16 AM] Seal the Deal: thats the stuff they go after 100%
16 AM] LagoonaBlue: no it's not :smiley:
Honestly if she wasn't a total bitch to people who haven't done anything to her, she wouldn't be getting all this unwanted attention.
[5:14 AM] Seal the Deal: if you change accounts and just post mundane wholesome things like cat pics they will grow bored
[5:14 AM] Seal the Deal: very bored
[5:14 AM] LagoonaBlue: everything i post is pretty run of the mill stuff
[5:15 AM] LagoonaBlue: fetishism, fanfiction, plushies
[5:15 AM] Seal the Deal: uh fetish stuff is super, super personal
[5:16 AM] Seal the Deal: fanfic too I guess depends on the content
[5:16 AM] Seal the Deal: thats the stuff they go after 100%
16 AM] LagoonaBlue: no it's not :smiley:
[5:17 AM] LagoonaBlue: if you think it's personal you're a damn prude
[5:17 AM] C-lown: Fetishes are personal wtf kinda degenerate do you have to be to flaunt that to everyone
What I'm more interested in WHERE it was taken. Note the signage on the door and the automatic door closer--this is clearly some sort of institution.