Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

So, anyone remember Tam Posla who I mentioned a few pages back? The politically correct replacement for Boba Fett in new Star Wars media who is an invincible, gay, cyborg, policeman, inspector, bounty hunter who was in a relationship with a headless abomination and can fight worm gods and transform into Inspector Gadget and some crap? Remember how I also said fewer pages back how he was killed by Aphra and Shadow the C-3PO in the Marvel comics?
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"GO-GO GADGET GUNS! LOOK AT THE PRIDE POLICE SIREN ON MY HEAD, YOU SHITLORDS!! WII-U! WII-U!!"
Pretty much the Dr. Aphra comics and Wendig's books in a nutshell. Seriously, nothing would be possible without Aphra and Norra Wexley apparently. Also, anyone remember the shitty Boba Fett OC "do not steal" I mentioned a few pages back who was a "super strong noble gay cyborg who loves justice and can fight gods" in a relationship with a headless freak? Well Dr. Aphra's droid, Shadow the C-3PO killed him and Aphra killed his boyfriend. A pretentious bitch killing two freaky-looking token gay guys would probably be enough to piss off the tumblr/twitter drones in the Disney fandom if Marvel hadn't recently made her a lesbian too. https://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Tam_Posla

But don't worry. Some mushrooms possessed by Kreia's force ghost are reviving him as we speak into an even worse abomination.
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This guy really is the new Boba Fett except with a less cool comeback and basically being worse in every other regard. Boba Fett used to actually appear in the shitty Disney comics before getting replaced by this guy. And the Solo movie also featured him in the background instead of Boba for whatever reason. That along with 3PO and R2 being slowly faded out and all the main heroes getting usurped as the heroes by the new trilogy wannabes and the likes of Aphra makes it all the more clear that Disney really do believe what Kylo Ren said in regards to killing the past. Only one left is Chewbacca because he's a fuzzy mascot with no personality now.

Well... he's come back to life... And now he's become a holy avatar of the Force and somehow escaped the vacuum of space with the help of Shadow the Evil R2-D2. I AM NOT FUCKING JOKING. The Force has chosen him and is guiding him on a holy mission of righteous judgement to punish Aphra for killing his boyfriend since gay lives are so sacred that it requires the Force to intervene apparently (please stop the madness)... He's now confronted her and can use force powers to take away her weapons and subdue her... Also, since Dr. Aphra killed his boyfriend, Marvel needed a new token gay couple devoid of personalities to replace them, so we get a gay Bossk (lizard guy from Empire Strikes Back) and some old guy calling themselves "monster hunters" who make a lot of fucking quips.
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"I AM THE GAY FORCE ANGEL OF VENGEANCE!!! THE FORCE IS FEMALE AND SHE'S GAY, AND SHE WILL PUNISH YOU APHRA! GO-GO GAYDGET JUSTICE!!!"

Seriously, there's nothing organic about him except maybe his brain(?). Even his head under that mask is just a camera barely big enough to hold a brain, so its likely all that's human about him are his memories and personality. If so, the Force can possess and empower machines now? Move over Skippy! We got a new challenger! GO GADGET GO!
There's a rumor out there that Obi-Wan might be in IX. Oh and I really fucking doubt the following leak (unless it leads to her becoming the Force itself): Rey might die in IX
I recall reading something like that months ago, but it was mostly a news article saying that IX would be an "all-star movie" featuring all the major players except Han. So far its proven true with the exception of Kenobi and Maul being the only ones left to be confirmed. Unless your rumor came from an even bigger source than shit like Inverse.
 
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Rey might die in IX
At this point, killing off Rey might be the only option. Imagine a trilogy after this garbage, what is the universe going to throw at the Republic after Rey single-fucking handedly tore the FO asunder?

A news site called We Got This Covered reporting about a leak from someone supposedly inside the Movie making machine, the leak is about storyboards of Kylo holding a Rey that looks really dead
Something will happen, Rey does a heroic sacrifice thing, Kylo will be moved by this action, carry her on his arms, shed a single manly tear that falls straight on her face and she wakes up. Calling it now.
Bonuspoints for horrible dialogue. "You learned to cry, you are no longer a toxic male!"
 
So, anyone remember Tam Posla who I mentioned a few pages back? The politically correct replacement for Boba Fett in new Star Wars media who is an invincible, gay, cyborg, policeman, inspector, bounty hunter who was in a relationship with a headless abomination and can fight worm gods and transform into a killing machine and some crap? Remember how I also said fewer pages back how he was killed by Aphra and Shadow the C-3PO in the Marvel comics?
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"GO-GO GADGET GUNS! LOOK AT THE PRIDE POLICE SIREN ON MY HEAD, YOU SHITLORDS!! WII-U! WII-U!!"


Well... he's come back to life... And now he's become a holy avatar of the Force and somehow escaped the vacuum of space with the help of Shadow the Evil R2-D2. I AM NOT FUCKING JOKING. The Force has chosen him and is guiding him on a holy mission of righteous judgement to punish Aphra for killing his boyfriend (please stop the madness)... He's now confronted her and can use force powers to take away her weapons and subdue her... Also, since Dr. Aphra killed his boyfriend, Marvel needed a new token gay couple devoid of personalities to replace them, so we get a gay Bossk (lizard guy from Empire Strikes Back) and some old guy calling themselves "monster hunters" who make a lot of fucking quips.
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"I AM THE GAY FORCE ANGEL OF VENGEANCE!!! THE FORCE IS FEMALE AND SHE'S GAY, AND SHE WILL PUNISH YOU APHRA! GO-GO GAYDGET JUSTICE!!!"

Seriously, there's nothing organic about him except maybe his brain(?). Even his head under that mask is just a camera barely big enough to hold a brain, so its likely all that's human about him are his memories and personality. If so, the Force can possess and empower machines now? Move over Skippy! We got a new challenger! GO GADGET GO!

I recall reading something like that months ago, but it was mostly a news article saying that IX would be an "all-star movie" featuring all the major players except Han. So far its proven true with the exception of Kenobi and Maul being the only ones left to be confirmed. Unless your rumor came from an even bigger source than shit like Inverse.
Is Metro better than Inverse? I don't really know most sites that talk about this stuff honestly
Oh and to the rest of your post here's how i reacted
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Y’know, one of the things that has baffled me about Disney’s decisions with Star Wars was the fact that they hadn’t released a remastered edition of the theatrical release of the OT. It’s something they could do and get a big chunk of change out of it, because fans have been begging for it for over a decade now. It’s not like Disney doesn’t do this with their own work, ffs Cinderella has been remastered and rereleased over and over and over again.

However... Now work with me here... What if they use time travel and whatever the fuck happens in IX to reset the series? They lock away the OT in the vault, while doing a Star Trek level reboot so they own it completely. Hell they’ll probably redo the Prequels as well, that way they own everything and eventually, once the licenses owned by Time Warner run out, they can suppress any version but their “new and improved” version.
 
Seriously, there's nothing organic about him except maybe his brain(?). Even his head under that mask is just a camera barely big enough to hold a brain, so its likely all that's human about him are his memories and personality. If so, the Force can possess and empower machines now? Move over Skippy! We got a new challenger! GO GADGET GO!

I am so offended by my culture being appropriated by you meatbags. #Justice4Bots

I am also offended by all that being absolute shite. I'll just say it again:
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Y’know, one of the things that has baffled me about Disney’s decisions with Star Wars was the fact that they hadn’t released a remastered edition of the theatrical release of the OT. It’s something they could do and get a big chunk of change out of it, because fans have been begging for it for over a decade now. It’s not like Disney doesn’t do this with their own work, ffs Cinderella has been remastered and rereleased over and over and over again.

No kidding, Fox had distribution right things on the original SW so that was holding up a lot of the OT releases. If Disney's & Fox's deal goes through, I have little doubt that Disney will request Fox give up those rights so Disney can release the OT.

And what I said before I'll say again: Disney is going to wait on releasing the OT for when they need a cash boost and recovery of fan goodwill. So look for it sometime after epIX ends and the fans are really pissed off. They'll probably do an initial blu-ray release, then a year or two after that something like blade runner and a "complete" release with all the versions of SW in a mega pack.

Unless Lucas put a line in the contract he signed when selling Lucasfilm that if Disney ever releases the OT non-SE version, he would get the rights back. The clever bastard might have done that.
 
What if they use time travel and whatever the fuck happens in IX to reset the series?
That's a really bad idea. Dave Filloni did that on SW Rebels because he wanted his waifu back but once you have that plot device what is stopping a writer from fucking up with the Skywalker saga like killing Anakin when he was a kid?
 
A news site called We Got This Covered reporting about a leak from someone supposedly inside the Movie making machine, the leak is about storyboards of Kylo holding a Rey that looks really dead

Makes it sound like they're going to pull a Harry Potter.

Rey Trashberg: "Kylo Ren, if you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
*Rey is killed and is immediately resurrected as the embodiment of the force*
*the spirits of Leia, Luke, Han Solo, Obi-Wan, Anakin, Yoda, Lando Calrissian, Wicket, and Maz Kanada appear behind Rey*
Maz Kanada: "I knew you could do it, Rey."
Lando Calrissian: "The Force really was female all along."
Han Solo: "Give him one for me, kid."
*together all the spirits and Rey channel a force blast that obliterates Kylo Ren and destroy the Super Sun Eater*
*Kylo Ren appears as a force ghost*
Kylo Ren: "Thank you, Rey. Your fierceness and strength have proven that girls can do anything."
 
Makes it sound like they're going to pull a Harry Potter.

Rey Trashberg: "Kylo Ren, if you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine."
*Rey is killed and is immediately resurrected as the embodiment of the force*
*the spirits of Leia, Luke, Han Solo, Obi-Wan, Anakin, Yoda, Lando Calrissian, Wicket, and Maz Kanada appear behind Rey*
Maz Kanada: "I knew you could do it, Rey."
Lando Calrissian: "The Force really was female all along."
Han Solo: "Give him one for me, kid."
*together all the spirits and Rey channel a force blast that obliterates Kylo Ren and destroy the Super Sun Eater*
*Kylo Ren appears as a force ghost*
Kylo Ren: "Thank you, Rey. Your fierceness and strength have proven that girls can do anything."
In other words...
 
That's a really bad idea. Dave Filloni did that on SW Rebels because he wanted his waifu back but once you have that plot device what is stopping a writer from fucking up with the Skywalker saga like killing Anakin when he was a kid?
Given all the other decisions they've made... why do you assume that would stop them?
 
That's a really bad idea. Dave Filloni did that on SW Rebels because he wanted his waifu back but once you have that plot device what is stopping a writer from fucking up with the Skywalker saga like killing Anakin when he was a kid?
Why stop there? Why not go back 25,000 years and just stop the Sith from ever being formed in the first place? Or just kill Palpatine and stop Anakin from falling.
Seriously introducing Time Travel into the movies would open such a stupidly large can of worms.
But at this point I'm almost expecting them to do it.
 
So... looks like things may be messier than we thought over at Disney-Lucasfilm.
https://cosmicbook.news/disney-resetting-star-wars
https://www.thebrickfan.com/lego-star-wars-days-cancelled-at-legoland/
http://www.rebelscum.com/story/front/LEGO_Star_Wars_Days_Are_Cancelled_182703.asp
https://techcrunch.com/2018/01/21/sphero-lays-off-dozens-as-it-shifts-focus-to-education/
https://cosmicbook.news/star-wars-slow-down
DISNEY RESETTING STAR WARS
Following the poor performance and reception of Star Wars: The Last Jedi as well as Han Solo, Disney has placed the movie franchise on hold, and now it is said they are resetting Star Wars and giving fans time to heal.

The news comes as a result of it learned that Disney has now canceled LEGO Star Wars Day, the popular annual event held during the Spring at LEGOLAND California.

The Star Wars fans site, Rebel Scum, offers that LucasFilm stated "2018 would be the last year they do" LEGO Star Wars Day.

In addition, the site reports "an unnamed source at Disney has suggested that the motivation was to refocus expenditure and limit Star Wars exposure to reset the franchise and allow fans to heal."

The LEGO fan site, The Brick Fan, further offers that a reason Disney also canceled LEGO Star Wars Day is to shift focus to The LEGO Movie 2.

It's also said while there could be a chance for LEGO Star Wars Day to return at some point in the future, that in its current form, "it’s done for."

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News of Disney canceling LEGO Star Wars Day and potentially resetting the franchise doesn't come as that much of a surprise, which is due to the huge failure of Kathleen Kennedy and Rian Johnson's The Last Jedi.

In the wake of The Last Jedi's failure, which subsequently saw the Han Solo movie as the worst performing Star Wars movie ever, Disney CEO Bob Iger said the Star Wars movies will be slowed down, and it is also known a new movie or franchise, thought to be from Rian Johnson, has been placed on the backburner or canceled.

While the films are on hold, Disney is now focusing on the Star Wars TV shows for their upcoming Disney+ streaming app, which includes the Jon Favreau The Mandalorian series and a Rogue One prequel starring Diego Luna reprising the role of Andor.

Star Wars: Episode IX gets released in December, with no new films in active development.
Along with a slow down of new media and a lackluster reception for new media like Resistance, Disney has cancelled Lego Star Wars Day over at Disney and they're claiming they want to give Star Wars "less exposure" to give fans time to "heal", as such IX may be the last SW movie we see for a long time, if at all. It seems the new Mandalorian tv series is their "last hope" and a way of softly rebooting things, especially since its supposedly going to feature a lot of old school characters and locations (and actual references to old nerd lore the sequel films swept under the carpet, although that won't be enough to fix shit as it is) except the one people want most, Boba Fett as a leading role. Overall, shit seems to look bleak. And on further news, the company that made the "highly successful" BB-8 and R2-D2 toys back in 2015 (the little really expensive ones that can be controlled via Apps) got its shit fucked, since apparently their sales nosedived near the end of its first year. Also, if you own one of those BB-8 or R2D2 toys, the app that controls them will no longer work after 2019, so you'll be stuck with static rc toys that can't do shit. There's also word that interest in BB-8 has died down significantly, and toy sales for SW are at an all time low. Oh boy how the times do change. But Disney fans are defending all of this by claiming that its just Disney trying to get them more excited for 9 by depriving them of SW to make them want more and that the blunders are actually professional decisions that have nothing to do with TLJ which "everyone actually loved", and that Solo only suffered due to Marvel movies because people totally weren't pissed off at Disney over TLJ or Lando being used clickbait articles about sexuality.
 
So... looks like things may be messier than we thought over at Disney-Lucasfilm.
https://cosmicbook.news/disney-resetting-star-wars
https://www.thebrickfan.com/lego-star-wars-days-cancelled-at-legoland/
http://www.rebelscum.com/story/front/LEGO_Star_Wars_Days_Are_Cancelled_182703.asp
https://techcrunch.com/2018/01/21/sphero-lays-off-dozens-as-it-shifts-focus-to-education/
https://cosmicbook.news/star-wars-slow-down

Along with a slow down of new media and a lackluster reception for new media like Resistance, Disney has cancelled Lego Star Wars Day over at Disney and they're claiming they want to give Star Wars "less exposure" to give fans time to "heal", as such IX may be the last SW movie we see for a long time, if at all. It seems the new Mandalorian tv series is their "last hope" and a way of softly rebooting things, especially since its supposedly going to feature a lot of old school characters and locations (and actual references to old nerd lore the sequel films swept under the carpet, although that won't be enough to fix shit as it is) except the one people want most, Boba Fett as a leading role. Overall, shit seems to look bleak. And on further news, the company that made the "highly successful" BB-8 and R2-D2 toys back in 2015 (the little really expensive ones that can be controlled via Apps) got its shit fucked, since apparently their sales nosedived near the end of its first year. Also, if you own one of those BB-8 or R2D2 toys, the app that controls them will no longer work after 2019, so you'll be stuck with static rc toys that can't do shit. There's also word that interest in BB-8 has died down significantly, and toy sales for SW are at an all time low. Oh boy how the times do change. But Disney fans are defending all of this by claiming that its just Disney trying to get them more excited for 9 by depriving them of SW to make them want more and that the blunders are actually professional decisions that have nothing to do with TLJ which "everyone actually loved", and that Solo only suffered due to Marvel movies because people totally weren't pissed off at Disney over TLJ or Lando being used clickbait articles about sexuality.

I wouldn't read too much into them cancelling things at a theme park they don't own.

Now if Celebration and the event-type stuff at Disney Theme Parks starts getting dialed back it will be some tea leaves worth reading.
 
Here's a similar article from Forbes. https://www.forbes.com/sites/scottm...ffice-disney-rey-kylo-leia-luke/#33c223753134

Scott Mendelson said:
This past Monday was the three-year-anniversary of the domestic release for Star Wars: The Force Awakens. Saturday marked the one-year mark for Star Wars: The Last Jedi, and today will be one year until the domestic debut of the untitled Star Wars Episode IX. If history follows, we’ll have a title for that ninth official Star Wars episode in just over a month, with a first teaser trailer in April during the Star Wars Celebration, a behind-the-scenes video during the SDCC next July and then a final trailer in October during a Monday Night Football game. Actually, if you count the Thursday night preview screenings, which are sure to be huge, today marks one year out from the opening day of the third and final chapter in the Rey/Kylo trilogy.

It’s being billed as the final chapter in the nine-movie (not counting the spin-offs) Skywalker/Solo saga, stemming from the original trilogy (Star Wars, The Empire Strikes Back and Return of the Jedi), the prequel trilogy (The Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones and Revenge of the Sith) and now Disney’s sequel trilogy (The Force Awakens, The Last Jedi and whatever they title Episode 9). That pitch, that next year’s Star Wars story is the end not just of the current trilogy but also the end of the Skywalker/Solo saga which will have spanned 42 years, remains its best marketing hook. It won’t hurt that much of its alleged competition (Wonder Woman 1984, James Bond 25, Death on the Nile) ended up moving to 2020.

Since we just passed the one-year anniversary of The Last Jed, we had a certain amount of online re-litigation of Rian Johnson’s apparently controversial middle chapter. Those who loved or really liked it will argue that much of the negative feedback came from online trolling or at least a vocal minority that doesn’t represent the general audiences which gave the film an A Cinemascore and pushed it to $620 million domestic and $1.335 billion worldwide. Those who disliked The Last Jedi will argue, with a presumption of good faith, that it wasn’t what they wanted in a new Star Wars episode that they had genuine artistic quibbles with the specific artistic choices and/or that the initial wave of pre-release raves did not end up lining up with the consensus of the general population.

Without getting into the (we hope) vocal minority that essentially took over the critical discourse by screaming “Girls… minorities… #NotInMyStarWars,” there is precedent to suggest that even a financially successful franchise installment can do damage to the overall brand if the general audience reception wasn’t all that hot. We’ve seen it before, from Batman v Superman ($873 million) doing real damage to Justice League ($658m) to The Matrix Revolutions ($427m) cratering just six months after The Matrix Reloaded earned $742m. Heck, like The Last Jedi, the initial pre-release reviews for the Wachowskis’ Matrix Reloaded were relatively positive. It wasn’t until after the film opened with a near-record $91m Fri-Sun ($134m Thurs-Sun) weekend that those who didn’t care for the philosophy-drenched and morally complicated sequel came to represent the word-of-mouth majority.

My own feelings notwithstanding (all three Matrix movies are good and Reloaded is the best of the trilogy), Matrix Reloaded barely doubled its $134 million Thurs-Sun debut in North America. Matrix Revolutions barely earned that much in total. So, yes, in this case, damage was done even with sky-high box office and initially decent reviews. Ditto, relatively speaking, with Divergent: Allegiant bombing ($66m domestic/$116m worldwide) even after Insurgent made about as much ($130m /$297m) as Divergent ($150m/$288m). Double-ditto Batman v Superman hurting Justice League, although in that case, we can only wonder what the reception would have been, for better or worse, had WB just let Zack Snyder make whatever the heck he and Chris Terrio had in mind and saved money that went to reshoots and the like.

There are, however, cases where the online or post-release handwringing doesn’t match up with the general public, and the numbers reflect that. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End made about as much in 2007 ($963 million versus $1.066 billion) as Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chestin 2006. As much as we all liked to decry Michael Bay’s Transformers sequels as the death of blockbuster cinema, they were pulling in top-tier domestic numbers ($307m, $409m and $353m) for the first three installments and top-tier global grosses ($709m, $836m, $1.12b and $1.1b) for the first four entries. As much as the critical establishment complained about Quantum of Solace ($168m/$585m versus $160m/$599m for Casino Royale), the franchise came back four-years-later with Skyfall which became James Bond’s first $300m+ domestic and $1b+ worldwide installment.

The best evidence that The Last Jedi’s relative downturn compared to The Force Awakens was mostly about inflated demand for a sequel to Return of the Jedi, is that it fell by about the same 1/3 domestic ($620 million versus $937m) and 1/3 worldwide ($1.35 billion versus $2.055b) as Empire Strikes Back and Attack of the Clones ($209m and $302m) compared to Star Wars ($322m) and Phantom Menace ($431m) in their respective initial domestic theatrical releases. Thus far, each Star Wars trilogy has peaked on the first chapter, hit proverbial bottom on the middle section and then recovered a bit for the capper. If Episode IX recovers as much as did Return of the Jedi ($252m) and Revenge of the Sith ($381m), then Star Wars 9 will earn around $745m-$782m domestic next year.

Now that may not happen. After all, fewer folks go to the movies just to go to the movies then they did in 1983 and 2005. Even with little in the way of year-end competition beyond Disney’s own Frozen 2 a month prior, Sony’s Jumanji 3 a week prior and Universal’s Cats on the same day, a super-budget fantasy spectacle like Star Wars 9 is more par-for-the-course than it was even as recently as 2005. Even by 2002, Attack of the Clones had to fend off competition from the likes of Spider-Man and (in terms of representing top-tier blockbuster spectacle) The Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter. Heck, even for Disney, Star Wars 9 is just one super-duper movie alongside Avengers: Endgame, Frozen 2, The Lion King and Toy Story 4.

It’s entirely possible that the comparatively eh 2.8x multiplier (most big Christmas movies earn around 3.5x their Fri-Sun debuts) means general audiences either didn’t like The Last Jedi or (as I discussed a few months back) feel going forward that it represents a natural conclusion to the saga. by the end of Johnson’s middle chapter, Luke’s dead, Han’s dead, Leia is essentially dead (since Carrie Fisher passed two years ago), Kylo is the new Supreme Leader and the Resistance is nearly wiped out with only the vague hope that the next generation will win the battle that they could not. This ninth Star Wars chapter could feel like the Godfather Part III of the saga, a third installment of a story that was mostly finished at the conclusion of the first sequel.

If J.J. Abrams’ Star Wars threequel is able to at least approximate the domestic and worldwide grosses of The Last Jedi, then the folks who swore that everyone else hated the movie and that Star Wars had been ruined forever will be proven to have been a vocal minority taking advantage of a clickbait media and “some people say” journalism. Conversely, if the movie takes a big hit along the lines of The Matrix Revolutions or Jurassic Park III ($180 million/$367m versus $229m/$619m for Lost World), which would be around $750m worldwide, then that will provide a different answer. Although, even a drop comparable to Justice League gets Star Wars 9 over $1 billion (which shows just how much Last Jedi still earned last year), and the “series finale” hook will be enough to mitigate some of the viewership drain.

No matter what happens next year, Lucasfilm and Disney will have to take some time to figure out how to approach the Star Wars property when there are no more present-tense Skywalker/Solo stories to tell. It may mark the end of Star Wars as a biggest-of-the-big IP. And as long as Disney’s other IP (the MCU, Pixar, etc.) holds the fort and the Star Wars Land theme park delivers, there will be minimal concern in a single property that (presuming they are pulling back on stand-alone spin-offs) will be expected to produce one big movie every two or three years. That’s especially true if James Cameron’s Avatar 2, which thanks to the Fox sale will now be a Disney property, makes us all “sh*t our pants with our mouths wide open” on December 18, 2020.

The financial (and word-of-mouth) reception of Star Wars IX may finally prove, for better or worse, whether general audiences really liked The Last Jedi or whether it was the critics themselves who represented a vocal minority. If it holds the line or out-grosses Last Jedi (especially presuming it’s not some kind of Batman Forever-style course-correction), then we’ll know that the folks who tanked Last Jedi’s opt-in polling numbers were not representative of the general viewership. But if it takes a hard drop, then we’ll know that audiences showed up because they liked The Force Awakens but didn’t necessarily like what they got the second time around. To what extent Star Wars 9 is embraced by the populace will be the best indicator as to what extent they actually liked Star Wars 8
 
So... looks like things may be messier than we thought over at Disney-Lucasfilm.
https://cosmicbook.news/disney-resetting-star-wars
https://www.thebrickfan.com/lego-star-wars-days-cancelled-at-legoland/
http://www.rebelscum.com/story/front/LEGO_Star_Wars_Days_Are_Cancelled_182703.asp
https://techcrunch.com/2018/01/21/sphero-lays-off-dozens-as-it-shifts-focus-to-education/
https://cosmicbook.news/star-wars-slow-down

Along with a slow down of new media and a lackluster reception for new media like Resistance, Disney has cancelled Lego Star Wars Day over at Disney and they're claiming they want to give Star Wars "less exposure" to give fans time to "heal", as such IX may be the last SW movie we see for a long time, if at all. It seems the new Mandalorian tv series is their "last hope" and a way of softly rebooting things, especially since its supposedly going to feature a lot of old school characters and locations (and actual references to old nerd lore the sequel films swept under the carpet, although that won't be enough to fix shit as it is) except the one people want most, Boba Fett as a leading role. Overall, shit seems to look bleak. And on further news, the company that made the "highly successful" BB-8 and R2-D2 toys back in 2015 (the little really expensive ones that can be controlled via Apps) got its shit fucked, since apparently their sales nosedived near the end of its first year. Also, if you own one of those BB-8 or R2D2 toys, the app that controls them will no longer work after 2019, so you'll be stuck with static rc toys that can't do shit. There's also word that interest in BB-8 has died down significantly, and toy sales for SW are at an all time low. Oh boy how the times do change. But Disney fans are defending all of this by claiming that its just Disney trying to get them more excited for 9 by depriving them of SW to make them want more and that the blunders are actually professional decisions that have nothing to do with TLJ which "everyone actually loved", and that Solo only suffered due to Marvel movies because people totally weren't pissed off at Disney over TLJ or Lando being used clickbait articles about sexuality.
I'm sorry but seeing "resetting" is setting off my autism since I see nothing in there about wiping the slate clean. It's as misleading as whenever people describe a relaunch of a comic series as a "reboot" despite still clearly being a continuation of the same continuity even if past events are not heavily referenced. Going dormant for a while is not a "reset" or a "relaunch" or any of that, it's going dormant for a while.


The nuanced difference in that terminology is actually very important and I wish people could be on the same page about terminology. Not that this is directed towards you, just a thing people do that bugs me.
 
Disney will reset Star Wars after IX so they can make it all Woke Wars, look into your heard you know it's the truth!
You're joking but what I mean is people are extremely shit at getting this terminology straight. There is a VAST difference between "resetting" or "rebooting" Star Wars which would mean starting from nothing and just murdering off everyone to make room for your own stupidity. The latter, even if you then jump 400 million years into the future for no reason, is still not a reboot as Disney Star Wars still applies. It might as well be if you do some absurd jump but that past continuity still exists in its timeline.

The shift from old Star Wars to the Disney era is a "reboot". If Kathleen Kennedy decided to cancel everything for a decade so she can do coke off prostitutes before bringing Star Wars back is not a reboot. That's just a period of no content.

By people fucking up the terminology, you end up with even more people who get their own misconceptions and after that no one has any clue what anyone is on about since we're all practically speaking a different language.
 
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You're joking but what I mean is people are extremely shit at getting this terminology straight. There is a VAST difference between "resetting" or "rebooting" Star Wars which would mean starting from nothing and just murdering off everyone to make room for your own stupidity. The latter, even if you then jump 400 million years into the future for no reason, is still not a reboot as Disney Star Wars still applies. It might as well be if you do some absurd jump but that past continuity still exists in its timeline.

The shift from old Star Wars to the Disney era is a "reboot". If Kathleen Kennedy decided to cancel everything for a decade so she can do coke off prostitutes before bringing Star Wars back is not a reboot. That's just a period of no content.

By people fucking up the terminology, you end up with even more people who get their own misconceptions and after that no one has no clue what anyone is on about since we're all practically speaking a different language.
Another example would be creating a new timeline that only focused on the films and Clone Wars series.
 
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