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So, anyone remember Tam Posla who I mentioned a few pages back? The politically correct replacement for Boba Fett in new Star Wars media who is an invincible, gay, cyborg, policeman, inspector, bounty hunter who was in a relationship with a headless abomination and can fight worm gods and transform into Inspector Gadget and some crap? Remember how I also said fewer pages back how he was killed by Aphra and Shadow the C-3PO in the Marvel comics?
"GO-GO GADGET GUNS! LOOK AT THE PRIDE POLICE SIREN ON MY HEAD, YOU SHITLORDS!! WII-U! WII-U!!"
Well... he's come back to life... And now he's become a holy avatar of the Force and somehow escaped the vacuum of space with the help of Shadow the Evil R2-D2. I AM NOT FUCKING JOKING. The Force has chosen him and is guiding him on a holy mission of righteous judgement to punish Aphra for killing his boyfriend since gay lives are so sacred that it requires the Force to intervene apparently (please stop the madness)... He's now confronted her and can use force powers to take away her weapons and subdue her... Also, since Dr. Aphra killed his boyfriend, Marvel needed a new token gay couple devoid of personalities to replace them, so we get a gay Bossk (lizard guy from Empire Strikes Back) and some old guy calling themselves "monster hunters" who make a lot of fucking quips.
"I AM THE GAY FORCE ANGEL OF VENGEANCE!!! THE FORCE IS FEMALE AND SHE'S GAY, AND SHE WILL PUNISH YOU APHRA! GO-GO GAYDGET JUSTICE!!!"
Seriously, there's nothing organic about him except maybe his brain(?). Even his head under that mask is just a camera barely big enough to hold a brain, so its likely all that's human about him are his memories and personality. If so, the Force can possess and empower machines now? Move over Skippy! We got a new challenger! GO GADGET GO!
"GO-GO GADGET GUNS! LOOK AT THE PRIDE POLICE SIREN ON MY HEAD, YOU SHITLORDS!! WII-U! WII-U!!"
Pretty much the Dr. Aphra comics and Wendig's books in a nutshell. Seriously, nothing would be possible without Aphra and Norra Wexley apparently. Also, anyone remember the shitty Boba Fett OC "do not steal" I mentioned a few pages back who was a "super strong noble gay cyborg who loves justice and can fight gods" in a relationship with a headless freak? Well Dr. Aphra's droid, Shadow the C-3PO killed him and Aphra killed his boyfriend. A pretentious bitch killing two freaky-looking token gay guys would probably be enough to piss off the tumblr/twitter drones in the Disney fandom if Marvel hadn't recently made her a lesbian too. https://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Tam_Posla
But don't worry. Some mushrooms possessed by Kreia's force ghost are reviving him as we speak into an even worse abomination.
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This guy really is the new Boba Fett except with a less cool comeback and basically being worse in every other regard. Boba Fett used to actually appear in the shitty Disney comics before getting replaced by this guy. And the Solo movie also featured him in the background instead of Boba for whatever reason. That along with 3PO and R2 being slowly faded out and all the main heroes getting usurped as the heroes by the new trilogy wannabes and the likes of Aphra makes it all the more clear that Disney really do believe what Kylo Ren said in regards to killing the past. Only one left is Chewbacca because he's a fuzzy mascot with no personality now.
Well... he's come back to life... And now he's become a holy avatar of the Force and somehow escaped the vacuum of space with the help of Shadow the Evil R2-D2. I AM NOT FUCKING JOKING. The Force has chosen him and is guiding him on a holy mission of righteous judgement to punish Aphra for killing his boyfriend since gay lives are so sacred that it requires the Force to intervene apparently (please stop the madness)... He's now confronted her and can use force powers to take away her weapons and subdue her... Also, since Dr. Aphra killed his boyfriend, Marvel needed a new token gay couple devoid of personalities to replace them, so we get a gay Bossk (lizard guy from Empire Strikes Back) and some old guy calling themselves "monster hunters" who make a lot of fucking quips.
"I AM THE GAY FORCE ANGEL OF VENGEANCE!!! THE FORCE IS FEMALE AND SHE'S GAY, AND SHE WILL PUNISH YOU APHRA! GO-GO GAYDGET JUSTICE!!!"
Seriously, there's nothing organic about him except maybe his brain(?). Even his head under that mask is just a camera barely big enough to hold a brain, so its likely all that's human about him are his memories and personality. If so, the Force can possess and empower machines now? Move over Skippy! We got a new challenger! GO GADGET GO!
I recall reading something like that months ago, but it was mostly a news article saying that IX would be an "all-star movie" featuring all the major players except Han. So far its proven true with the exception of Kenobi and Maul being the only ones left to be confirmed. Unless your rumor came from an even bigger source than shit like Inverse.There's a rumor out there that Obi-Wan might be in IX. Oh and I really fucking doubt the following leak (unless it leads to her becoming the Force itself): Rey might die in IX
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