حلال LagoonaBlue / Harriet Louise Connor / BendyRuler / erapony / HazzaScottish / Hazza Jermface / erajermface / imeverypony - Big titty, fat trollshielding brony with Jontron, Rick, and karate fetishes, disgusting nymphomaniac bunny boiler and child hater

[Scratch This Nut]

"But I don't want to go among autistic people," Anon remarked.
"Oh, you can't help that," said the Oldfag: "We're all autistic here. I'm autistic. You're autistic."
"How do you know I'm autistic?" said Anon.
"You must be," said the Oldfag, "or you wouldn't have come here."

Holy shit. I'm an oldfag.

 

[_Wice]

The self-awareness here is the only other reason why I like this forum.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Yeah, just because we don't want to see her n00dz doesn't make us prudish.

I......kinda do now. But purely for scientific reasons, not boner-raising ones. That horrorshow hidden by Pony Panties must be gapped wider then Kirk Johnson of Goatse fame's blown O-ring from all the brony dick it's taken in a few short years.

 

[AnOminous]

I......kinda do now. But purely for scientific reasons, not boner-raising ones. That horrorshow hidden by Pony Panties must be gapped wider then Kirk Johnson of Goatse fame's blown O-ring from all the brony dick it's taken in a few short years.

I don't think that would have stretched it out much tbh.

The horse dildos, though. . .

 

[Nobunaga]

So basically the KiwiFarms userbase is made up of degenerates only?

Its current year, get with the times gramps

 

[Scratch This Nut]

I......kinda do now. But purely for scientific reasons, not boner-raising ones. That horrorshow hidden by Pony Panties must be gapped wider then Kirk Johnson of Goatse fame's blown O-ring from all the brony dick it's taken in a few short years.

I want a suspicious squinting rating now.

 

[Lucky Wildcard]

With the hole she's digging, she'll get to the center of the earth at this rate.

 

[XE 600]

Its current year, get with the times gramps

Oh, I'm sorry. What I meant was that the userbase is only made up only of homosexual autistgenders.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

The self-awareness here is the only other reason why I like this forum.

And she said "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device"
And in Null's chambers
They gathered for the feast
They stab it with their steely posts
But they just can't kill the lolbeast

 

[Nekromantik]

though people on this site can attempt to live normal lives so there's that

Fake it till you make it.

 

[Kylie Raina]

Well, that's the point. America is a free country so you can wear any underwear you want but the act of taking photos for the hell of it AND that KF got a hold of them is a very exceptional act and deserves to be mocked.

Exactly, its hilarious af and ppl like that deserve to be laughed at

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

Fake it till you make it.

that's my plan at least. I do plan to see if I can do more in life next year than I already did this year

 

[wes]

If I were to see legitimate autism papers, i wouldn't have sympathy per se, but it would make sense to toss this thread away, i would advocate for that.

@hood LOLCOW, let her know that if she has REAL, DOCUMENTED papers related to her mental illness we would like to examine them.

Wasn't her Official Autist Card posted in the thread earlier, or was it just in chat? I doubt it's any more formal than a service animal patch you can buy from Amazon, but I still love it and am bitter pony panties won out over it

Something else that I don't recall if it was posted in the thread or not was how Harriet used her own boyfriend's twitter account to talk about fucking another man and how she cried afterwards. Even if it already has, it's good to bring up while we discuss Lagoona's sex life.

Spoiler: Cuckoldry

(hosted off-site because my browser is being a sped)

I did some archiving of Craig's twitter back in late October/early November and he genuinely seems like a nice guy, though very obviously autistic. With Harriet constantly pulling her Cluster B shit, I hope that she hasn't Stockholm Syndrome'd the poor guy.

This type of behavior probably won't end, because I'm guessing everyone around her is an enabler thinking they're being helpful. The worst thing to do with a manipulative personality is to keep letting them get away with how they act. I was originally very skeptical when I saw @Heinrich Himmler and others trying to be sympathetic to her, but I've had enough experience with this type of personality to know that giving them an inch is really giving them a mile. I can't fault people for giving others the benefit of the doubt.

Lagoona should have known that KF of all places won't be as patient and willing to coddle her as everyone else she's met in life, and that's what makes this halal the gift that just keeps giving.

 

[GS 281]

Something else that I don't recall if it was posted in the thread or not was how Harriet used her own boyfriend's twitter account to talk about fucking another man and how she cried afterwards. Even if it already has, it's good to bring up while we discuss Lagoona's sex life.

Well, if she has formal paperwork, i think it would be worthy of review, don't you?

 

[introman]

Just tellin' you the STREETZ informed me that Lagoona's Mom and Pops are worried that she might jump on the wrong dick and get pregnant. They're worried that she sleeps with losers and one of those losers might be her future baby daddy. The parents are worried that they will have to take her to get an abortion, or worse, act as the actual parents because Lagoona barely can handle her current responsibilities.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Something else that I don't recall if it was posted in the thread or not was how Harriet used her own boyfriend's twitter account to talk about fucking another man and how she cried afterwards. Even if it already has, it's good to bring up while we discuss Lagoona's sex life.

The frickle frackle?????

What fresh autistic hell is this?

EDIT:

Just tellin' you the STREETZ informed me that Lagoona's Mom and Pops are worried that she might jump on the wrong dick and get pregnant. They're worried that she sleeps with losers and one of those losers might be her future baby daddy. The parents are worried that they will have to take her to get an abortion, or worse, act as the actual parents because Lagoona barely can handle her current responsibilities.

...Please tell me condoms are used. Sorry, but anyone who goes in bareback with someone like Lagoona who thrives on drama and attention and would bang anyone who gave her the time of day in lieu of actual social skills deserves everything they get.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

I hope she doesn't have kids. The heritability of autism is 90%. There's also a known tendency of some inheritable genetic diseases to get worse with each successive generation, although this only applies to diseases caused by copy number variants so it may or may not apply here.

 

[introman]

The frickle frackle?????

What fresh autistic hell is this?

EDIT:



...Please tell me condoms are used. Sorry, but anyone who goes in bareback with someone like Lagoona who thrives on drama and attention and would bang anyone who gave her the time of day in lieu of actual social skills deserves everything they get.

She can be forgetful and I've heard that she has had scares, but everything can be a "scare" to ole Harry-Lou as can be seen in this thread. I do have to give her credit with trying to get herself sterilized, because she knows that her fanny is hungry for sausage rolls. The government doesn't want to sterilize her until she's either had a few kids or pays for the full cost out of the pocket, since she's on the NHS.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

She can be forgetful and I've heard that she has had scares, but everything can be a "scare" to ole Harry-Lou as can be seen in this thread. I do have to give her credit with trying to get herself sterilized, because she knows that her fanny is hungry for sausage rolls. The government doesn't want to sterilize her until she's either had a few kids or pays for the full cost out of the pocket, since she's on the NHS.

Thing is, I heard somewhere, and I'm not a doctor nor do I play one on TV, that high functioning autists who procreate with other high functioning autists (i.e. Goons and her many boyfriends) have a serious risk of their offspring being low functioning autists. As in, special educational needs and learning difficulties.

 

[introman]

Thing is, I heard somewhere, and I'm not a doctor nor do I play one on TV, that high functioning autists who procreate with other high functioning autists (i.e. Goons and her many boyfriends) have a serious risk of their offspring being low functioning autists. As in, special educational needs and learning difficulties.

There might be a child who with the best chance might be neuro-typical, who has to explain that his father used quotes from Jon-Tron videos or my little pony:friendship is magic to impress his mother, and that is some horrifying Lynchian premise for somebody's birth.