"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

[NotCobalt]

okay faggots, here is what you do.

go on craigslist and pay $50 to some kid who will go to jim's house and take a pic of him. judging by how he will pull $1000 from his streams, you should be able to afford that.

if you wanna be elaborate, pay a PI to get images of him for you. wont cost that much, maybe a few hundred. pool your money and youll get to see what is likely a 300 lbs dude who sporatically shaves walking to his beater to go down to KFC.

if someone is near whatever midwest ramshackle he is living in, have that person go to his house and stalk him.

Slight problem. Jim doesn't go outside, nor does open the blinds as the sun will fry his pale white Irish ass

 

[InvertedDickEnthusiast]

Obviously this sting calls for bait, leave a sack of potatoes, a fifth of whiskey, and some videogames on the sidewalk at the address.

 

[Chronic Perturbator]

okay faggots, here is what you do.

go on craigslist and pay $50 to some kid who will go to jim's house and take a pic of him. judging by how he will pull $1000 from his streams, you should be able to afford that.

if you wanna be elaborate, pay a PI to get images of him for you. wont cost that much, maybe a few hundred. pool your money and youll get to see what is likely a 300 lbs dude who sporatically shaves walking to his beater to go down to KFC.

if someone is near whatever midwest ramshackle he is living in, have that person go to his house and stalk him.

Step 1. Hire a dumbass to go try and take a picture of Jim.
Step 2. The dumbass trespasses on Jim's property.
Step 3. Fearing that the bulge-desirer came to convert him to bisexualism, Jim shoots the trespasser.
4d chess right here. We both get to murder a private investigator and see Jim's face in the police report!

 

[Indrid Cold]

okay faggots, here is what you do.

go on craigslist and pay $50 to some kid who will go to jim's house and take a pic of him. judging by how he will pull $1000 from his streams, you should be able to afford that.

Slight problem. Jim doesn't go outside, nor does open the blinds as the sun will fry his pale white Irish ass

Hey, I read yer craigslist ad! Here's the goods:

...now where's my thirty pieces of silver, faggot?

 

[Zilortha]

Obviously this sting calls for bait, leave a sack of potatoes, a fifth of whiskey, and some videogames on the sidewalk at the address.

Whiskey? He'll see through that immediately. Let's replace that with Karkov.

 

[Kamatsubu]

>Jim makes videos showing the degeneracy of deviantart and their fucked up fetishes
>Has his fans draw Sargon x Vee vore for an art contest

 

[UnKillFill]

>Jim makes videos showing the degeneracy of deviantart and their fucked up fetishes
>Has his fans draw Sargon x Vee vore for an art contest

Well, he did say he would reveal his fetish when he got to it on deviants, and to my knowledge he has not covered vore yet...

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

and to my knowledge he has not covered vore yet...

 

[instythot]

Yeah... but more likely he's going to point out that something like a third of the internet caters to his "horny for azn women" fetish

 

[UnKillFill]

Shows how good my memory is

 

[Foxxo]

Well, he did say he would reveal his fetish when he got to it on deviants, and to my knowledge he has not covered vore yet...

Clearly he has a foot fetish, he pivoted away from it in his video on the Giantess subfetish and went back to vore.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

I'd like to see WWE-style tag team wrestling matches between Jim and Ralph Vs Sargon and Vee.

 

[instythot]

I'd like to see WWE-style tag team wrestling matches between Jim and Ralph Vs Sargon and Vee.

The loser or winner gets vored? Which way is erotic for Vee and which way punishes him?

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

I'd like to see WWE-style tag team wrestling matches between Jim and Ralph Vs Sargon and Vee.

For the true IBS feel it should be a hexagonal arena with Jim and Ralph vs Sargon and Vee, Donga vs Andy and maybe Nick Fuentes vs Richard Spencer all happening at the same time with a three way fight breaking out among the spectators.

 

[Harbinger of Kali Yuga]

The loser or winner gets vored? Which way is erotic for Vee and which way punishes him?

It'd be pretty hard to lose to Vee and Sargon given the human centipede nature of their relationship.

 

[Buggins]

I'd like to see WWE-style tag team wrestling matches between Jim and Ralph Vs Sargon and Vee.

That's a peasant sport. As a true Internet Aristocrat. Jim ought to settle this dispute in a jousting tournament.
Or drinking contest. Yeah, definitely drinking contest.

 

[MidUSA]

I'd like to see WWE-style tag team wrestling matches between Jim and Ralph Vs Sargon and Vee.

Here you go.

(match stats at 6:16)

 

[AltisticRight]

Welp, Ralph and Jim are going to do a Mortal Combat X match and there's bets... on the Killstream.
If Jim wins, Ralph will have to do a promo for DSP for one straight week before every killstream, as well as has a photo of him on the stream as much as possible.
If Ralph wins, Jim will have do a dedicated segment asking for King of /pol/ aka Bryan Dunn's sweet dick pics at the beginning of every Sunday Funday stream for the next month.

I think it should just be the "next 5 Sunday streams", what if Jim doesn't stream for a month?
Oh well, I want Ralph to win this one.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Here you go.

(match stats at 6:16)

Jesus Christ Vee is just getting the absolute shit beat out of him.
At somepoint Jim is just spinning Vee around and Carl is just impotently punching him trying to get him to stop.

 

[Zilortha]

Jesus Christ Vee is just getting the absolute shit beat out of him.
At somepoint Jim is just spinning Vee around and Carl is just impotently punching him trying to get him to stop.

The first 30 seconds of that match had me laughing. Jim and Ralph instantly teamed up on Sargon while Vee just backed away and then fell down somehow.
Seems legit.