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IT WAS TRUMP WITH HIS OWN ORANGE HANDS THAT NAILED JESUS TO THE CROSS (and as far as i know Baby jesus is more of a latino thing, not american)
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IT WAS TRUMP WITH HIS OWN ORANGE HANDS THAT NAILED JESUS TO THE CROSS (and as far as i know Baby jesus is more of a latino thing, not american)
The only way Trump could possibly lose a re-election is if the Democrats had a candidate or a message worth giving a shit about; and they don't. They've had years to try and figure this out and haven't and have instead fragmented their base even further while the Republicans have solidified theirs for the most part.
Really for the DNC it's not about "who is electable" because they don't have anyone that fits that description. It's about "Who will actually give us money so that we can campaign and bring in more donations to shave off money for our personal use". If Hillary can bring in the bigterroristforeign donations through her "charity" foundation again, she can fund the DNC and effectively buy the nomination. Again.
Which is hilarious, because a major TDS talking point is still somehow "He didn't really want to be President, it was just a vanity run", when it's Hillary's vanity that makes her refuse to accept she lost.
Then when nothing happens, they'll pretend they never made these claims... again.Donald Trump goes into a “tailspin” as everything goes wrong for him at once
Bill Palmer | 2:39 pm EST December 20, 2018
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With his political scandals worsening by the minute and his criminal scandals threatening to finish him off entirely, Donald Trump now finds himself in a no-win situation: either shut down the government or give up on his border wall. Suffice it to say that, behind the scenes, Trump is in even more of a pickle than it appears from the outside.
If Donald Trump shuts down the government, mainstream Americans will conclude that he’s trying to take the country hostage in the hope of fending off his own ouster. If Trump agrees to a continuing resolution without getting funding for his wall, his racist base will turn against him. Trump can’t win either way. His exasperation is now spilling over, both publicly ad privately.
For instance, Trump posted this tweet this morning, all but admitting he’s simply a terrible negotiator: “When I begrudgingly signed the Omnibus Bill, I was promised the Wall and Border Security by leadership. Would be done by end of year (NOW). It didn’t happen!” Then New York Times reporter Maggie Haberman tweeted that according to her inside sources in the White House, Trump was in a “tailspin” because he wasn’t sure what to do.
This is a reminder that, in addition to the fact that he’s a sociopathic career criminal and traitor who rigged the election in his favor and isn’t even really the president, Donald Trump is also just plain crappy at trying to do this job. He’d be circling the drain for political reasons, even if he weren’t circling the drain for criminal reasons.
*sighs happily*
Do they teach this type of stuff when pursuing a journalism degree?
I don't think people need to be taught how to lie.Do they teach this type of stuff when pursuing a journalism degree?
Honestly, are there classes on how to fabricate and sensationalize current events, and then beat their version of the news with sheer blunt force trauma into everyone's heads?
I don't think people need to be taught how to lie.
I agree that this makes for better lies, but I see no evidence of such training. They're living off of the reputational capital the media built up in the previous century, squandering it, and then getting angry at the diminution of that reputation.They do need to be taught to lie effectively, though, or learn it from somewhere. Look at how many lolcows are absolutely terrible at it. Hell, Kurt Eichenwald's a shit liar, and he actually did learn the journalism trade. A lot of them are actually crap at lying, they just all reinforce each other so the lies endure under sheer repetition rather than scrutiny.
Oh god is this gonna be part of the democrat platform in 2020?
"VOTE FOR US AND WE WILL SEND THE TROOPS BACK TO THE FUCKING DESERT TO DIE POINTLESSLY IN IED ATTACKS, GET DYSENTERY, AND WATCH HELPLESSLY AS THE LOCALS FUCK KIDS ON THEIR BASES! THE MILITARY INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX NEEDS THE MONEY GUIZ!"
I mean im sorry to harp on this but....damn this dishonest shittery is breaking my brain. My earliest memories of political awareness were of watching left wing pundits declare the wars in the middle east to be evil american imperialism. Now its evil american imperialism to not occupy half the middle east.
EDIT: also between this and the korea thing, it is unironically an outrage that Trump isnt given Obama's fucking Nobel Peace Prize. Especially given the fact that he is defying his own party in this shit
Well they fucking should. Obama somehow managed to turn a shitheap situation in the middle east ten times worse, and he got lauded as a hero all while he did it because the media was obsessed with rimming his nigger ass since "HES SO KEWL GUIZ!" and he got the nobel peace prize solely for not being the idiot who started the brushfire wars in the middle east, despite doing nothing to end these wars himself and spending his whole presidency either funding proto-ISIS groups all over the map or drone striking toddlers. Trump actually fucking did what Obama said he would do back in 2008 and had to defy both his own party and his own defence sec to do so.I'm not sure how you meant it, but I would be tickled pink if they actually took Obama's Peace Prize away and awarded it to Trump.